WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE | DAYS 11-20 - 8/11/2019 - (Day 54 of this 100-Day Nightmare)

“keep in mind, i haven’t really been on track.”
WE BEEN KNEW.

day 13: 566.0
day 14: 571.0
day 15: 570.8
day 16: 571.8
day 17 & 18: 572.4 lbs.
day 19: 568.0
day 20: 566.2

don’t act surprised, don’t play. it’s not swelling. it’s not sodium. you’re massive, boo boo. you’re weeks from 600 lbs.

i always find her attitude toward weight loss pretty fascinating. she responds to every drop of an ounce like someone would when they’re trying to fit into a pair of jeans or they’re looking to slim down for a wedding. she’s nearly 600 lbs. she could and should be steadily losing about 10 lbs a week for the next couple of months. her attitude towards being 566.2 lbs, which is .2 lbs more than the week prior, is just more proof that she genuinely doesn’t see herself as an enormous, super morbidly obese woman. her obsession with nutrients, too, always talking about fruits and vegetables that she will never eat like she could possibly be deficient, despite the fact that she’s wearing 450 extra pounds of nutrients that her body could use if it needed to. she’s too busy following instagram fitness and health pages, watching hot young people who cut and bulk and body build, who may drop three or four pounds over a couple months but otherwise, they’re perfectly healthy, to realize her situation. her mindset is built on motivational “any progress is good progress!” posts and pretty quinoa bowls and cute athleisure that she forgets she is dying; her knuckles are sooty, she’s bleeding intensely for prolonged periods of time, her body is rotting while she’s still inside it. gaining a couple ounces in a week after you went on vacation if you’re healthy isn’t anything to worry about. but when you’re at a body size where you could lose 50+ lbs a month just by eating 1200 calories a day, gaining a couple ounces a week means that you’re eating well over 5000 calories a day to not only maintain your tremendous size, but add to it, despite a very high bmr.

not to mention, she talks about moving more. the bedbound saga is coming soon, folks. she’s past the point where activity helps her and into the point where it will hurt her. one of these days, she’s going to be waddling to that tree and she’s going to hear a sensational popping sound, and when the firefighters put her on that supersized gurney, she’s never going to get up again. her recklessness towards food is one thing, but her constant boasting about how determined she is to pretend she’s normal and she can move like a normal person is potentially her most dangerous form of hubris.

i don’t know what it will take for big al to see her reality. maybe the 600 lbs mark will do the trick, but i said that at 500 lbs, and 400 lbs. we’ll see. i expect we’ll get there before thanksgiving(: can’t wait for that highly recommended content.
 
Wow, I am so very surprised that she failed to lose any weight. Shocking revelation— surely this calls for more ads and videos detailing the reasons why, that are sooo highly requested y'aaaaalll
 
It's :optimistic: of me but I hope she does go to a gyno and makes a video on it. There'd be nothing funnier than her blatantly lying that the Dr told her she had a perfect wee dainty lesbian muff and diagnose herself with PCOS when we all know it'd take a few nurses and a trusty thumb servant to pull down her period-stained leggeens and hold her leaky elephant legs asunder as she wails like a baby having its first vaccine :story:
 
Most people eat applesauce and yogurt.... this near 600lb woman who claims to be on a weight loss journey decided that ice cream was her best option :cringe: imagine being that fucking insane to think that you have no other options aside from ice cream. I smell scale manipulation also, she did not sound the least bit genuinely surprised when she hit the 570's.
 
Can y’all stop all the hate??. Of course she didn’t lose weight she had to eat soft sodium dense, processed food when she had her wisdom teeth taken out!! Big Al doesn’t normally eat that type of food. I’m sure now that she’s all healed the weight is just going to melt off of her!!
 
I have never seen anyone without any lips, her lips are terrible Amber is like the worst woman, no tits. no teeth, no lips, compulasive liar.

this bitch is fucking crying about processed food, this nigga for real.

*eats processed garbage for 3 straight days, including an entire bag of beef jerky, reeses cups, and panda express twice*

“it’s like.... so much processed food? i can’t really eat chicken or veggies so :/“ okay freelee, we get it. you’re such a fitness guru and health food coach, this is really going to set you back.

when i first watched this video and she said she had her teeth pulled (that hotel candy haul probably didn’t help her tooth SiTuAtIoN), i was actually thinking maybe she unintentionally lost weight as a result of the fact that she couldn’t eat solids, so therefore she would take credit for the weight loss caused by being unable to eat super sweet foods like ben and jerrys or entire party sized bags of lays cheddar chips or beef jerky. sure, also knew she’d gain it back when she could eat normally, but i never anticipated that she would devour enough mashed potatoes and ice cream that she would still be .2 lbs heavier than when she started the week lmao. what a missed opportunity. this is basically the equivalent of her forcing herself to eat half a pizza or pushing past her tooth pain to take in 200 g of sugar in one sitting.

nothing gets between a girl and her food.

really looking forward to the fully toothless saga, though. i’d love to watch her try and gum authentic orng chikeen after all her rotted teeth fall out of her head and she’s too lazy/cheap to waddle in for dentures. that will make for some good asmr.
 
Instead of losing 5 pounds in 10 days, at her weight she could be losing 10 pounds in 5 days. But that would never, ever happen with Amber, queen of moderation, I mean excuses.
 
*packs on an astonishing amount of pure fat in three days*
THAT DOESN'T COUNT BOOBOO I'M JUST SWELLEEEEN I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT!!!
Based on her logic, losing a couple ounces doesn't count either, it's just her layyyygs leaking fluid.
 
I'll see if I can watch this later... did she give details on this dentist visit? I know alot of us were curious how it would go. Did they just give her novocaine? Someone noticed she was only eating on one side . so I guess the pain wasn't enough to stop her from eating? being the cunt that she is she probably said they removed it "just like anyone else's"
 
Another weight gain update. Oh yay. You can take one look at her and tell she's been lying about the numbers, still. maybe add 30 pounds or so on to each one.

Although if she is telling some truth, do I read right that she gained about 5 pounds in ONE SINGLE DAY? Think about how much food that is, on top of the thousands she needs just to maintain. She always acts like these are little oopsies, tiny little slip ups that happen to anyone. But you know if the people in her life don't give enough of a fuck to stop fucking buying her food and taking her out to eat well... why should anyone else care? KEEP GAINING, ITS A SPEED RUN TO THE GRAVE!
 
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