Sonichu 8/8 - Sonichu 14 - Chris Posts His BronyCon Diary

Gotta love the bit where he psychically knows what lyrics the singers are going to come out with. That's lucky guessing, Kyle Chris!

Also, poor Magi-Chan and Cryzel. If slow-dancing with Chris means that they have their snouts shoved into his groin, then I pity them, fictitious or not.

Also, Mewtwo confirmed as cuck.
 
If it was a donation, he'd be able to spend it right away. But he was waiting until after midnight.

I wonder if Chris is getting food stamps. This site says payments could be received on the first, depending on the person's case number.


Nah, no food stamps, unless something drastically has changed recently.

While I believe Chris and Barb are eligible to get them, Virginia’s taxpayers can breathe a sigh of relief.

Chris is too lazy to go through the (possibly imagined) trouble of applying, filling out forms, etc.

Chris (and Barb) is of course also too much of a snob to apply. Despite being in the very bottom percentile of incomes, he still thinks of himself as solidly middleclass. Just like when he was growing up.

Food stamps? That’s something for poor people and Niggo’s in Chris’s mind. Not something that’s appropriate for you well off people like himself with his 1400$ tugboat.
 
Holy shit, his thumb not cropped out of that picture. Never change Chris.

That page is awkward. Did he take a picture of his drawing, print it out and put it at the bottom?
 
Nah, no food stamps, unless something drastically has changed recently.

While I believe Chris and Barb are eligible to get them, Virginia’s taxpayers can breathe a sigh of relief.

Chris is too lazy to go through the (possibly imagined) trouble of applying, filling out forms, etc.

Chris (and Barb) is of course also too much of a snob to apply. Despite being in the very bottom percentile of incomes, he still thinks of himself as solidly middleclass. Just like when he was growing up.

Food stamps? That’s something for poor people and Niggo’s in Chris’s mind. Not something that’s appropriate for you well off people like himself with his 1400$ tugboat.
Chris probably still gets too much in SSRI
 
"We four leave..." so Chris and who? Obviously two imaginary friends- but was it three? Or did someone else drive with him?

In any case I am still surprised by how someone can fail to mature at all. This reads like an 8 year old's "report" about what he did over summer vacation.
 
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What in the name of all that’s holy is this abomination?!?
 
If it was a donation, he'd be able to spend it right away. But he was waiting until after midnight.

I wonder if Chris is getting food stamps. This site says payments could be received on the first, depending on the person's case number.
Could be that, or more likely Barb got paid. That would explain Barb wanting Chris to go grocery shopping before Chris left for Baltimore.
 
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Without any intention to A-Log, thanks to some unfortunate design decisions on Chris' part, it kinda looks like the dude barfed at the sight of Chris. Or a dildo fell out from the guy's mouth.
 
It's funny how he completely glosses over this unexplained evil "Magi-Chris" or whatever the fuck that was to get over with it as soon as possible. Because after all, who the fucks reads adventure comics to hear about evil counterpart enemies, magic battles and that kind of stuff?

Get that shit out of the way, get to the important stuff, and finally reveal if Chris did indeed have his very first churro or not so the readers can move on with their lives.
 
i still cant belive that with over a decade of experince writing comics he still cant figure out the order in which speech bubbles go in

I want to see what physical abominations decided that dancing with Chris was a good day
Im gusseing some regular looking girl who felt bad for him thinking he was your average lonley autist
 
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