🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

Hey now, Kiwi Farms is NOT the place to call people out for being hypocritical cunts.

Anyways Amber’s bullshit quote didn’t come from any recognizable series like Goosebumps or Twilight, I’ll bet it came from some random piece of shit Becky picked up for her at the dollar book store. She probably skimmed it, saw the only quote her beetus fingers weren’t covering up, then promptly came to social media to pride herself on being so wise and well-read.

I mean, she IS well-read of course, but not in the way she thinks.

The only reading she does is off the labeling on food packaging.

 

[Whatthefuck]

The only reading she does is off the labeling on food packaging.

Seriously, she claims to be a writer, but we all know about her tenuous grasp of the English language. There are people from other countries who only ever watched American TV to try and pick up English who communicate more clearly. Imagine a writer who never reads anything of substance. I don't understand how someone who does fuck all the majority of her days doesn't pick up some classic literature and try to expand her tiny bird brain. She'd rather read some shit you'd find in the clearance bin at Big Lots written for teenagers than anything that would challenge her. Lazy in all imaginable ways.

 

[raritycunt]

This is the most generic quote I've ever heard. Nothing insightful, but easy enough for Amberliterature to figure out.
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"Stop eating orange chicken you fat fucking ugly cow" - Rarity cunt 2019.

 

[ricecake]

I missed a screen shot from yesterday of her instagram. She made a post stating how everyone thinks she doesn't love Becky.. but then when Becky leaves Amber is so "sad" and upset that she's leaving..and she's trying to smugly point out that we are contradicting ourselves.

I certainly don't see it as a contradiction. It's a warped relationship..so just because you claim you miss her...doesn't mean you are missing her out of "love". it's because you have to compensate for becky being gone and that part is bothersome to you

Who really thinks she's sad that Becky is leaving? At least not sad in the way that normal humans experience sadness. Amber's using her "sadness" to manipulate Becky. Duh.

 

[Xani]

Amber will use her "sadness" as an excuse to pig out whilst Becky's gone, even though we know she's gonna eat stupid amounts with or without Becky because she's a fat cunt.

 

[Twinkie]

Amber will use her "sadness" as an excuse to pig out whilst Becky's gone, even though we know she's gonna stupid amounts with or without Becky because she's a fat cunt.

Exactly this. Same mechanism as when she pretends to be TURRIFIED of weather. The aNxIeTY she claims to suffer is an excuse to eat like an elephant. Which she does every day anyway. It just makes her giddy to, for a change, have what she wants people to think is a valid excuse.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Who really thinks she's sad that Becky is leaving? At least not sad in the way that normal humans experience sadness. Amber's using her "sadness" to manipulate Becky. Duh.

Yep, Hamber doesn't experience emotions as normal folks do. She's a narc through and through. She has zero empathy. Hell, she faked more empathy for that damn fallen tree than I've ever seen her express for Becks or the gays or her own family. It's always about how it makes HER feel or what it means to HER, never what she's feeling FOR someone else.

Anyone in a relationship has had their partner go out of town, be it for business or a family thing that you couldn't take time off of work to join in on or whatever. At no point would you try to make your partner feel guilty for doing that. That displays perfectly how selfish and self centered she is. Most of us would be happily helping our partner to get ready, pack, make sure they had everything, talk about how much fun they were going to have. Not Hamber. Fuck that, she needs her butler and how very dare the butler take time off.

 

[Xani]

Exactly this. Same mechanism as when she pretends to be TURRIFIED of weather. The aNxIeTY she claims to suffer is an excuse to eat like an elephant. Which she does every day anyway. It just makes her giddy to, for a change, have what she wants people to think is a valid excuse.

Pretty much. She's "scared" of the weather, yet enjoys being sunburnt. Lol. Found the perfect quote for Amber:

Like crying wolf, if you keep looking for sympathy as a justification for your actions, you will someday be left standing alone when you really need help

 

[FitBitch]

The only reading she does is off the labeling on food packaging.

Not that she's ever reasonably comprehended those either.

 

[ADHD]

Most of us would be happily helping our partner to get ready, pack, make sure they had everything, talk about how much fun they were going to have.

Like, who the fuck does Becky think she is? How dare she go have fun without Amber? There can be no fun without Amber!

 

[Smiling with air]

Maybe it's the bra given her powers 'The Lying Bra of Amberlynn" it controls the garbage and lies that comes out of her mouth ... it has morphed with her body like Peter was stuck to the couch on Family Guy.

 

[Okami Green]

"Stop eating orange chicken you fat fucking ugly cow" - Rarity cunt 2019.

Wow this is so deep and meaningful Too bad the only thing our girl won't digest is advice from others.

X - Just remembered that she called her quote gut-wrenching. Nah, her gut-wrenching feeling was from not shoveling hamburger helper down her gullet for long enough to make that shit up.

 

[Snusmumriken]

X - Just remembered that she called her quote gut-wrenching. Nah, her gut-wrenching feeling was from not shoveling hamburger helper down her gullet for long enough to make that shit up.

“Gut-wrenching” does kind of make it sound like she’s disgusted by the quote doesn’t it? You’d think with her being such an avid reader you guize, she’d be able to English a little gooder.

 

[Godless Goddess]

Here's the screen shot

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Here's the screen shot
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>thick gorgeous hair

Fifty dollars says that it's a sock account by Hamber or this person is blind/ really retarded because her hair is thin, greasy, gross, and looks like a piece of feces when she puts it in her trademark fat girl bun. Here's someone with thick gorgeous hair:

Wanna know how she got it Hamber?: it's because she didn't turn her body into a garbage disposal for junk food and bothers to wash it properly.

 

[Godless Goddess]

It does sound like Amber! I've heard her boast, saying "why would i cut this thick, beautiful hair" before..and I was thinking..gorl..your hair does not look thick!

 

[Whatthefuck]

>thick gorgeous hair

Fifty dollars says that it's a sock account by Hamber or this person is blind/ really exceptional because her hair is thin, greasy, gross, and looks like a piece of feces when she puts it in her trademark fat girl bun. Here's someone with thick gorgeous hair:

Wanna know how she got it Hamber?: it's because she didn't turn her body into a garbage disposal for junk food and bothers to wash it properly.

That's not fair though, Christina also has tig ol bitties that aren't created by squishing fat together. That would naturally distract from her hair in general. She does have great hair. Christina, I mean, obviously.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

That's not fair though, Christina also has tig ol bitties that aren't created by squishing fat together. That would naturally distract from her hair in general. She does have great hair. Christina, I mean, obviously.

Christina also has a lovely face that doesn't look uncannily spherical and has the lovely cinched waist/hourglass figure with shoulders and hips that are roughly the same width that Hamber thought she had when she was her precious 300 lbees.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Christina also has a lovely face that doesn't look uncannily spherical and has the lovely cinched waist/hourglass figure with shoulders and hips that are roughly the same width that Hamber thought she had when she was her precious 300 lbees.

What was the video where hamber was looking at old photos of her former dainty self and then said "I see a hint of an hourglass figure"? Even then she was carrying enough fat in her ass that a small child could stand on it.

 

[Chaos Is Me]

Yeah I’m sure you hate the attention, Amber.