This site makes me genuinely happy - YeetHaw

[The Saltening]

The uncensored nature of this site is amazing. I was getting banned from reddits/twitters/etc./etc. for being too offensive. This is corny as fuck so feel free to roast me to hell and back in the replies. Have a nice day faggots.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Good for you m8

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Welcome to the farms! Hope you enjoy your time here.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I liked it too, but learning it makes people happy is making me reconsider

 

[the real heisenberg]

Bring back newfag tag please.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Fuck you

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

whole internet used to be like this shit

 

[The Saltening]

Fuck you

finally i get some fuck

 

[the real heisenberg]

There is actually one word that is censored here. Have fun figuring out which one faggot.

 

[The Saltening]

There is actually one word that is censored here. Have fun figuring out which one faggot.

i believe r3t4rd3d is changed to exceptional

retarded

I was right

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Welcome to the KiwiFarms!
Home of the KiwiFarms!
Can we give you some autists?

 

[Clop]

Keep it in your pants, pal.

 

[Begemot]

Whitebois like you deserve only chains and beatings.

 

[Niggernerd]

Nigga u gay lol

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Welcome to the Farms, here's some basic bitch guidelines:
Read up on some of our history, it'll do you good
Don't be re.tarded, or at least not the unfunny kind of re.tarded
Don't A-Log, if you don't know what that is see point one
Have fun. This one's very important. We are here to laugh and have a good time
Semper Fidelis, newfag

 

[Red Hood]

Fuck you

finally i get some fuck

*shoves a couch in front of you*

 

[NissanSilvia]

All my favourite subreddits got shoah’d so I ended up here.

 

[I should be working]

I'm really just here to leer at fat people.

 

[kadoink]

Bring back newfag tag please.

We can't. You shoved it up yer pooper and Null said he didn't want it back.

 

[ZB 584]

All newfags must fucking hang