💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sissy Galvez dijo:
My superior future doesn’t have fat, diabetic basement dwelling chuds living in it. Also no trannies either, we’d have figured how to remove both elements from society by then.
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I was going to say something about how Bob would be happy to keep the trannies in his crawlspace for you, but then I remembered he lives in a crawlspace.
 
For fucks sake, shut the fuck up Bob. You would probably ask AOC or Hillary about your autistic geek shit.

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What Morlocks do you suppose Bob is referencing? Neither really work that well. The H.G. Wells ones who eat the Eloi, the descendants of the upper classes, or the X-Men ones who are mutants who are so disfigured that they have to resort to living in sewers to not be attacked for how they look?

Either the "Wasteland ghouls" are higher on the food chain or he's comparing them to a group ostracized for their appearance. Either sound "progressive" to you?
 
Blobb’s in rare form lately, very angry and talking big from his basement hovel.

With vidcon going on in Vegas and all his breadtube peers there, he’s probably depressed he wasn’t invited to the cool kids club. Blobb thinks he’s their equal and standing shoulder to shoulder with his comrades except they find him gross and idiotic just like those bullies in school he can’t forget about.
 
BScCollateral dijo:
So when it's Morlock vs. Eloi, who wins?

Bob never could handle metaphor.
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Bob's complete and total blindness for what goes in to keeping him alive is almost Eloi like. He views himself above the Morlocks, who put effort in to keeping him fed and comfortable, while he concerns himself with child like frivolities.
Of course no one is trying to eat Bob. I also don't expect Bob to see the irony of saying "the working class are obsolete subhumans" while quoting a book with the message that you should treat the working class well, because they will rise up and murder you if you don't. I have low expectations for Mr. Chipman.
 
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RockVolnutt dijo:
All smart people buy their food from the store, not eat out of dirt.

The nerve of you plebeians.
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When I was... Oh, probably seven or eight, some family came to stay with us for a few weeks, and brought along their similarly-aged children.

I grew up on a farm. Not a commercial one, by that point, but most of the infrastructure was still there, and we still farmed a couple acres for our own personal use.

I remember these girl's absolute horror when they learned the potatoes they had been eating came out of the dirt. When my dad ask them where they thought potatoes came from, they answered with no hesitation "the store".

I remember at the time thinking that was funny. As I grew up, I started to find it sad, and then a bit horrifying.

Thank you, Bob, for keeping the trend alive.
 
XtrmGamr719 dijo:
Can someone translate this Blob-speech into autism speech?
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He thinks people meeting with the president are gamergate obessed fans of DC movies who will sperg out and ask the president about internet drama shit, video games, or why Sonic's arms shouldn't be blue.

Bob likes grouping up every group he hates as some kind of monolith rather than a handful a groups with some overlap at best.
 
DogEatDogFood dijo:
For fucks sake, shut the fuck up Bob. You would probably ask AOC or Hillary about your autistic geek shit.

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One could make a Bob bingo in him asking AOC or Hillary things about:

How we can get the superior future, how we can remove the working class he doesn't like, having pop culture shit he likes put into the Smithsonian.

MembersSchoolPizza dijo:
When I was... Oh, probably seven or eight, some family came to stay with us for a few weeks, and brought along their similarly-aged children.

I grew up on a farm. Not a commercial one, by that point, but most of the infrastructure was still there, and we still farmed a couple acres for our own personal use.

I remember these girl's absolute horror when they learned the potatoes they had been eating came out of the dirt. When my dad ask them where they thought potatoes came from, they answered with no hesitation "the store".

I remember at the time thinking that was funny. As I grew up, I started to find it sad, and then a bit horrifying.

Thank you, Bob, for keeping the trend alive.
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One can imagine Bob living well into old age, assuming health problems like diabeetus doesn't get to him, and still thinking we should get crops from hydroponic farms. Even if he did believe hyrdoponics was a future everyone should live on, still cannot get rid of the traditional methods of farming that requires soil while not facing the same cons that comes with hydroponic farms.

RockVolnutt dijo:
He thinks people meeting with the president are gamergate obessed fans of DC movies who will sperg out and ask the president about internet drama shit, video games, or why Sonic's arms shouldn't be blue.

Bob likes grouping up every group he hates as some kind of monolith rather than a handful a groups with some overlap at best.
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To Bob, all Trumptards must be gamergate spergs despite the Trump tards being more of boomers that wouldn't give two shits about video games, Vic Mignogna anime drama, and thot bath water.
 
"Planting a forest the size of the united states around the world - which is possible and would only cost $300 billion -"

Uh, where would you put it? The world is lacking a nice empty chunk of land that size.

And I want to see your numbers for that "Only cost $300 billion" "fact".
 
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