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- 11 de Mar, 2019
Mostly, I liked the show.
The preshow was dogshit. I don't know what kinda sexual favors the Dangerhair Librarian's providing to which bigshot, but she must be doing a really good job of it; because she wrestles like Kelly Kelly, and the gimmick is clownshoes.
Nakazawa has major go-away heat with me. He's exactly the kinda wrestler a relative always had to walk in on right when they were almost convinced wrestling wasn't the a lower form of entertainment than reality television.
I don't know if Nyla Rose is a dude or just that ugly; but pro-wrestling is the least offensive sport for someone who used to be a man to compete against women in, Nyla can actually wrestle, and Nyla's being booked like a proper monster heel. I've got no complaints about Nyla Rose, snd sincerely hope she squashes the Dangerhair Librarian for at least five weeks in a row in matches lasting no longer than three minutes.
MJF is awesome. He's like Jared Kushner, but with shoulders, and you can picture him inseminating a woman.
I've gained a new appreciation for Cody Rhodes watching AEW. His offense isn't as interesting as guys like Bryan or AJ, but he knows how to tell fuckin' stories as well as anyone in the business. I'm digging Darby Allin, too. He'd never make it in WWE. He's way too tiny. But he can wrestle a believable match, which is not something I expect from a former pro-skateboarder.
Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks are way too phony. I grant that thry're over, but that Triple Hadouken and that Meltzer Driver on the floor that never happened were disgustingly false.
The unsanctioned match was excellent. Sure, they could've done more to sell it as unsanctioned, but dropping the lights and puttibg the match at the end of the show added something for me I greatly appreciated.
Much as I don't like Kenny Omega, he's over, and I'm interested to see him feud with Moxley.
I don't like to double-post, but sometimes it's warranted: If bookers could be restrained with him, bringing up his background without being exploitaitive about a family annihilation, I'd be fine with David Benoit wrestling.
But he needs to stay far the fuck away from WWE. They've exploited more deaths than Fritz Von Erich.
The preshow was dogshit. I don't know what kinda sexual favors the Dangerhair Librarian's providing to which bigshot, but she must be doing a really good job of it; because she wrestles like Kelly Kelly, and the gimmick is clownshoes.
Nakazawa has major go-away heat with me. He's exactly the kinda wrestler a relative always had to walk in on right when they were almost convinced wrestling wasn't the a lower form of entertainment than reality television.
I don't know if Nyla Rose is a dude or just that ugly; but pro-wrestling is the least offensive sport for someone who used to be a man to compete against women in, Nyla can actually wrestle, and Nyla's being booked like a proper monster heel. I've got no complaints about Nyla Rose, snd sincerely hope she squashes the Dangerhair Librarian for at least five weeks in a row in matches lasting no longer than three minutes.
MJF is awesome. He's like Jared Kushner, but with shoulders, and you can picture him inseminating a woman.
I've gained a new appreciation for Cody Rhodes watching AEW. His offense isn't as interesting as guys like Bryan or AJ, but he knows how to tell fuckin' stories as well as anyone in the business. I'm digging Darby Allin, too. He'd never make it in WWE. He's way too tiny. But he can wrestle a believable match, which is not something I expect from a former pro-skateboarder.
Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks are way too phony. I grant that thry're over, but that Triple Hadouken and that Meltzer Driver on the floor that never happened were disgustingly false.
The unsanctioned match was excellent. Sure, they could've done more to sell it as unsanctioned, but dropping the lights and puttibg the match at the end of the show added something for me I greatly appreciated.
Much as I don't like Kenny Omega, he's over, and I'm interested to see him feud with Moxley.
Cody didn't take that shot to the head. He took it in the shoulder. He just sold it really well.
Christ, this kid looks almost as much like his dad as Dominic Gutiérrez.On a related note, could David Benoit still have a chance in pro wrestling in spite of what happened? I don't know if anyone has ever seen Chris's eldest son on Twitter but dude shares a lot of wrestling content and has a major love for the business. Thing is, comparisons to his father would already be inevitable even if not for his father's infamy in death.
Not to mention dude looks exactly like Chris:
So could there ever be a day where he has a spot on the roster if he earned it? Or would the way his dad's life ended hang so low over his career that it'd be over before it started?
I don't like to double-post, but sometimes it's warranted: If bookers could be restrained with him, bringing up his background without being exploitaitive about a family annihilation, I'd be fine with David Benoit wrestling.
But he needs to stay far the fuck away from WWE. They've exploited more deaths than Fritz Von Erich.
