Twitter 6/26 - Chris claims he had a heart attack

Next he will tell us that the merger entered the end game and part of his hart started to merge with his OC which let to his "heart attack".
 
Lol it he actually did go to the ER I feel sorry for the doctors and I have no doubt an actual heart attack is in his future
 
It sounds like he got heartburn and is convinced it's a heart attack lol.
 
Stress and overworking nearly claim another American businessman's life
 
I want to believe that the Angina Pectoris-Saga is starting as much as the next guy but if Aspirin and Tylenol is all they put him on, it's more likely to be just muscle (even if they're barely existant) related.

Of course, that's working under the assumption that this isn't just Chris-brand bullshit and he just named those two things because they're the only meds he knows.
 
Why is he taking Tylenol with a heart attack? Tylenol can increase the risk of heart issues as it is, especially when mixed with aspirin in general.

>implying he knows this
If this is a genuine heart attack I'd be blown away if Chris takes this opportunity to improve his terrible health.
 
>Makes Twitter account public day before
>Posts about having a heart attack
>Is in and out of the ER like a fart

:thinking:
Not calling BS because it's plausible. Chris has shit health and doctors can't really do much if a heart attack has come and gone.

Still somewhat skeptical.
 
What does an ever living all powerful god need with heart medicine?

Its the first sign of the merge.
Of the gunk in his arteries with the artery walls.


What happens when Chris dies before Barb?
Scientifically if he dies 15 years before she does, his body still won't be as decomposed as much as hers in six months.


Chris needs to write a will, otherwise the Sonichus will fight over his hoard of Toys, Vidya and Legos.
Break up of the CWC Roman Empire anyone?


Also this heart attack crap seems so familiar. It's like I've seen this before someplace... somewhere...
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