Twitter 6/26 - Chris claims he had a heart attack

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Aldora]

Far be it for me to doubt the Goddess, but on this matter I think I will.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

And so it begins ... Diabetes CPU Saga

 

[anti SJW]

Its the first sign of the merge.

 

[Aldora]

Has @Mariposa Electrique unleashed the full psychic power of her electric wings?

 

[Wake me up]

Chris is old, fat and does not exercise at all, not even as little as playing with a Wiimote or something. Maybe the Merge is actually happening (and by that I mean him merging back into the universe, Alan Watts-like).

He's probably exaggerating but I have no reason to doubt Chris' ability to suffer a heart attack, given his lack of physique.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Aldora]

Never heard of someone have a heart attack and still have time to post from their alt account asking for pity.

 

[No_one]

What's his problem? If he is a CPU, then he should just turn himself off and on again and it will all work fine.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Aldora]

Sounds more like heart burn.

 

[An Ghost]

What happens when Chris dies before Barb?

 

[UW 411]

-rubs palms-
CPU munchie saga?

 

[Bassomatic]

Heart burn doesn't get as many ass pats so with a little creative word choice here we can get them sweet pity bucks.

Also chris has such an odd relation to pain and discomfort.

 

[Done]

Chris needs to write a will, otherwise the Sonichus will fight over his hoard of Toys, Vidya and Legos.

 

[Wake me up]

Sounds more like heart burn.

I always expected Chris to die by somehow accidentally dropping an entire building on top of himself or setting himself on fire by mistake or something. If he dies of a heart-attack, it would be a pretty uninspired ending considering his life... although I must say that it does sound like the more realistic outcome though

 

[Quixotic Son]

Honestly I don't know what to think. This could be something he's doing for attention, as he did with the cats claiming the dog got one. However considering it's still up, Chris may have either have had a heart attack, heartburn, or something happened to Barb and he is (for once) feeling ACTUAL stress.

 

[Sperghetti]

You don't have to just pray for Chris, you can also pray to Chris for him to get better. Is he like Tinkerbell now? Does he recover if enough people believe in CPU goddesses?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Chris is old, fat and does not exercise at all, not even as little as playing with a Wiimote or something.

Plus he has a family record of cardiovascular issues (Bob). I think Chris himself used (still uses?) cholesterol-controlling medication.

If the info came from anyone but Magi-Chan I'd believe it, but he's a lying faggot.

 

[SpineySonichu]

Seems feasible to me given his lifestyle, but this just may end up being Chris fishing for something. Pity? Donations?