💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Hummingbird]

This is just a recipe for disaster. It's rarely easy for someone to transition from not producing regular content to a strict schedule that they have to adhere to, and there's an added level of stress when you're reporting directly to your backers. I don't think Dobson understands what he's getting into with this Patreon business. People are giving him the excellent suggestion to prepare himself beforehand because otherwise it's going to be a short-lived endeavor, but of course he ignores it.

So, this is how it's going to go down: Dobs will set up Patreon, it will not magically change how often he produces content, his backers start asking for what they paid for, Dobs will "artistically" shut down and yell/whine at everyone who so much as looks at him wrong. None of it will be his fault, it's his backers' fault for causing him unneeded stress. Two months after the Patreon page goes up it's disbanded and Dobs makes an angry DA journal where he shifts all the blame onto whoever happens to be the easiest scapegoat.

This makes me wonder what kind of upbringing Dobson had as a kid.

 

[CWCissey]

This makes me wonder what kind of upbringing Dobson had as a kid.

Can't have been that bad, his brother is successful.

 

[MayMay]

Jeez, even by SJW standards Dobby's behind.
Now they're in "Kill all the gays those filthy misogynists how dare they not cater to/have sex with women... what does gay mean?" mode. Get with the times old man!

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Jeez, even by SJW standards Dobby's behind.
Now they're in "Kill all the gays those filthy misogynists how dare they not cater to/have sex with women... what does gay mean?" mode. Get with the times old man!

Yes, somehow Dobson even fails at being a lolcow

 

[Hummingbird]

Jeez, even by SJW standards Dobby's behind.
Now they're in "Kill all the gays those filthy misogynists how dare they not cater to/have sex with women... what does gay mean?" mode. Get with the times old man!

I thought the SJWs were friends with the gay males. I guess they need something to new to attack.

 

[MayMay]

I thought the SJWs were friends with the gay males. I guess they need something to new to attack.

Well most of them are basically spoiled cis white straight (or "political lesbian") girls and self-centered as hell. They'll even support you now for saying things like "a trans man's suicide is good riddance!" because you know, not like they're marginalized plenty already and totally benefit from their imaginary first-world conspiracy.

 

[Count groudon]

Wait a second...

Is that Mako/Wu?

Yeah, even though I'm not much for shipping I think his ships are really fucking stupid. Every single time he ships two characters it always seems like he picks them completely at random, and he always picks two character that barely interact with eachother or have absolutely no chemistry together. Really most of his ships are just his way of saying "I'm totally cool with dudes hooking up with eachother! Look how open-minded I am!"

 

[Ruin]

I thought the SJWs were friends with the gay males. I guess they need something to new to attack.

Lately there's been a trend for Jezebel and other shitholes to attack gay male culture for being misogynistic. I'm guessing its just a ploy to get page views by being edgy.

 

[Meowthkip]

Yeah, even though I'm not much for shipping I think his ships are really fucking stupid. Every single time he ships two characters it always seems like he picks them completely at random, and he always picks two character that barely interact with eachother or have absolutely no chemistry together. Really most of his ships are just his way of saying "I'm totally cool with dudes hooking up with eachother! Look how open-minded I am!"

Personally as far as gay male ships in the show go I was leaning way more towards Bolin/very-desperate-and-missing-Zhu-Li Varrick, mostly because I found the idea really, really funny.

C'mon, Dobby, those two had way more shipping potential than fucking Mako and Wu! It's like you don't even care about catering to the fangirls.

Unsubscribed, unfollowed, blocked, reported, called the cops, etc.

 

[MayMay]

Yeah, even though I'm not much for shipping I think his ships are really fucking stupid. Every single time he ships two characters it always seems like he picks them completely at random, and he always picks two character that barely interact with eachother or have absolutely no chemistry together. Really most of his ships are just his way of saying "I'm totally cool with dudes hooking up with eachother! Look how open-minded I am!"

I... well I can't say I'm much better in that regard. Unless "repeatedly trolls" counts as chemistry.

 

[Hummingbird]

Lately there's been a trend for Jezebel and other shitholes to attack gay male culture for being misogynistic. I'm guessing its just a ploy to get page views by being edgy.

Where can I find these articles?

 

[MayMay]

Where can I find these articles?

Just search something like "gay bar bans straight women from throwing bachelorette parties in their business"

 

[Ruin]

Where can I find these articles?

Any of your third wave feminism clickbait sites, take your pick.

 

[AnOminous]

Just search something like "gay bar bans straight women from throwing bachelorette parties in their business"

But isn't holding a party in a gay male establishment appropriating their culture while flaunting their cishet privilege? I thought these freaks were totally against that.

 

[Ruin]

But isn't holding a party in a gay male establishment appropriating their culture while flaunting their cishet privilege? I thought these freaks were totally against that.

Gee its almost like SJWs are hypocrites or something.

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

I think there's far better criticisms for these art instead of how it's erotic, Dobbay

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I think the fact that this jackass doesn't understand that the descriptor "pornographic" can be rightly ascribed to images of fully clothed women in exploitative contexts is the best indication why he is, as an artist, lacking.

 

[MayMay]

Gee its almost like SJWs are hypocrites or something.

Now, now. They have an asspull for that one.
See, gay men appropriate from ~WOC~ so they're also racist by default! That'll teach them gays to not want to be fetishised by people who obsessively whine about fetishisation!
EDIT: And to want a safe space that isn't invaded by people who whine about their safe (actually public) spaces invaded! Those bastards!

 

[José Mourinho]

Dob keeping on tweeting about his hugboxes

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At least 100 (literally) freelance jobs

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Dob joins in the #FiveWordsToRuinADate hashtag

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Dob explains the height problems in his art

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[MayMay]

"People who don't want me making a patreon are the ones that aren't gonna support it lol"
uh... no shit. And then he claims not to be an idiot.

That and people leaving DA is mostly down to the whole no explicit porn thing or some of their... moon-logic rules.
Of course, some of us know that some followers wouldn't get a tumblr or whatever (and good bloody reason for it) and don't feel it's actually fair to cut people out just for being in the "wrong" place. :V

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I didn't get past "poultry benefits," lol