Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

literally rest in fucking pieces

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So why didn't John notice all of those major problems when he was using the machine? Could it be just another dusty prop in his miserable failure of a life?

 

[AnOminous]

So why didn't John notice all of those major problems when he was using the machine? Could it be just another dusty prop in his miserable failure of a life?

Wasn't this one of those hipster pieces of shit that uploaded usage information and he never used it?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Wasn't this one of those hipster pieces of shit that uploaded usage information and he never used it?

Nah, that was the Peloton.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Wasn't this one of those hipster pieces of shit that uploaded usage information and he never used it?

Nah, that was the Peloton.

The Life Fitness model does have online capability and cost at least $2,000. But I don't recall John ever tweeting about it. And why does he need this and the Pelotron? Do John and his midget Celestial paypig run at the same time (with the Chinaman on the cheap machine, of course)? I doubt it.

 

[millais]

I know John, it's absolutely shocking that Dr*mpf hasn't been executed by firing squad for his crimes, notwithstanding the fact that every last one of the accusations has turned out to be transparent bullshit.

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"I am floored and infuriated that he continues to get away with this"
Literally "HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT"

 

[Karellen]

This dumb fucking bastard just destroyed another expensive piece of tech junk he bought with Frank's money.

Imagine my shock

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

So why didn't John notice all of those major problems when he was using the machine? Could it be just another dusty prop in his miserable failure of a life?

Could be worse, Wu could have found out that the expensive online enabled treadmill he's had for years was just an IKEA table without legs and a rubber mat glued on top of it.

 

[kadoink]

Wu is such a petulant Child he's going to have a tantrum thats gonna make the almost 2300 pages detailing him look like a prologue to a Broadway play.

 

[Particle Bored]

The Life Fitness model does have online capability and cost at least $2,000. But I don't recall John ever tweeting about it. And why does he need this and the Pelotron? Do John and his midget Celestial paypig run at the same time (with the Chinaman on the cheap machine, of course)? I doubt it.

Peloton's a bike.

 

[Ghostse]

literally rest in fucking pieces

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Why is he working on this life fitness shit when he has his Peloton and its $50/mo subscription?

 

[AnOminous]

Peloton's a bike.

Nothing a Chinee loves more than a bicycle.

 

[Ghostse]

Nothing a Chinee loves more than a bicycle.

There is one thing a chinese man loves more than a bicycle. And that is a white woman.
Frank is so desperate to have a white woman he's willing to put his dick in the inverted, probably colon-lined, penis of a white man who looks like an aging, post-botox meth addict wendigo in a dress., because that wendigo is a pathological liar who has built his persona on pretending to be a woman.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Peloton's a bike.

I am stupid. I knew that.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Nice nonsequitur, idiot.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Nice nonsequitur, idiot.

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John obviously means it is worth five times £11ty billion.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

"I'm totally not flexing my husband's wealth on you peasants, I'm actually just a super-savvy businesswomyn who gets great deals wherever I go" is one of my favorite Wus.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Oh Christ John forces his campaign staff to play Revolution 60 in their downtime

 

[AnOminous]

Oh Christ John forces his campaign staff to play Revolution 60 in their downtime

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You could make a drinking game out of whenever John says "As a [something he isn't], [utter bullshit]."

 

[AprilRains]

You could make a drinking game out of whenever John says "As a [something he isn't], [utter bullshit]."

If you want to die without your liver, sure.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

That's nice John, but fortunately in spite of best efforts we still live in a world where the accusation is not the crime (for now) so fuck off.

Will you be exposing sexual abusers in the game industry soon John?