I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM DOING THIS - 06/19/19

[Long time lurker]

So we finally get to the point of this video. Our gorl is going to film and post a video everyday to YT for 100 days.

So Amber doesn't even have the energy to do live videos anymore and is desperate for money. Gotcha.

She begins to excuse her terrible videos by saying that every Toober is different blah blah blah.

Wait a minute. Didn't Amber use the "other Youtubers do it too" as her mantra up until...I don't know...the day she filmed this? And now she claims they're all different. OK, then.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

She never had a "cute face". She met every single one of her girlfriends on the internet using fat-girl angles. She filmed all her videos at fat girl angles until she was too fat to hold her arm up high anymore.

People are so fucking gullible. Some fat gorl angles + shitty black eyeliner = "She actually has suuuuuuuch a beautiful face it's so sad abloo bloo"

Puke

Personally, I don't think she would have been extremely ugly or anything without the fat. Had she dieted, she might one day have attained "average/okay I guess/enough makeup will make you pretty" levels of beauty.

It's really not tragic. That goes for most of her life, too -- her obesity hasn't exactly stopped her from curing cancer or winning a Pulitzer. I sometimes feel a bit frustrated insofar as her life is just a complete and total waste, but I'm realistic enough to know that the world can probably carry on without ALR's dubious contributions.

 

[Guardsman42]

I want us all to stop and consider this:

Hamber is now so fat that when we consider when she looked humanish enough to rate on the attractive scale she was -still- 400 and counting some pounds.

That's still like, 4 normal girls of her height put together and that is the last time she was human enough to give an attractiveness rating.

 

[clusterfuckk]

She said several videos ago (I believe during the Redemption Saga) that her surgeon doesn't perform WLS on people her size


Amphetamines are risky for people like Amber, who has been diagnosed with hypertension (plus her heart is under tremendous strain). I would think they would do a cardiac work-up on her before starting a powerful stimulant (cardiac side effects are rare, but more common in patients with cardiovascular disease).

As an aside, it is actually used for treating BED.

Well this would possibly work if she actually HAD BED, but she doesn't.
She has a self control problem topped off with rampant narcissism and gluttony. Already got most of the 7 deadly sins down.
Vyvanse doesn't fix gluttony. She is not always hungry, but she is always bored because look at her pathetic life. Boredom= eating.

She is only doing the 100 days of uploading failing because she is short coin. Its taken a while, but the fucking loser ambabies are starting to dwindle and gorl is pressed.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Get some standards my dude. Her mouth is downturned, her eyes shape is ugly, her face is lopsided, and her chin is pointy. One look at her parents pics shows that she'd never be beautiful.
Also you realize you're calling somebody who was 400~lb at the time "beautiful"?

Lmao no man cares about these features

‚Her chin is pointy‘

Men only care about tits, ass and the face.

Every man who tells you otherwise lies to not get screamed at.

 

[Twinkie]

Lmao no man cares about these features

‚Her chin is pointy‘

Men only care about tits, ass and the face.

Every man who tells you otherwise lies to not get screamed at.

Chin, eyes, mouth, symmetry... all parts of the face.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Chin, eyes, mouth, symmetry... all parts of the face.

No. Men don‘t care about these stupid small details.

If the overall impression is great then small details like a ‚pointy chin‘ don‘t matter lmao

 

[Twinkie]

No. Men don‘t care about these stupid small details.

If the overall impression is great then small details like a ‚pointy chin‘ don‘t matter lmao

Stop being obtuse. "Pointy chin" isn't the only thing wrong with her face. As others have pointed out she has a lopsided skull (one side is way wider than the other and her mother has the same thing); bad skin; fucked-up Amy Slaton eyes that point to 10 and 2; popeye chin and a liver-lipped downturned mouth with deep lines on either side.

Don't you think these "small details" lend to the "overall impression" of one's face? RIP if this is the pillow mountain you want to die on

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

She never had a "cute face". She met every single one of her girlfriends on the internet using fat-girl angles. She filmed all her videos at fat girl angles until she was too fat to hold her arm up high anymore.

People are so fucking gullible. Some fat gorl angles + shitty black eyeliner = "She actually has suuuuuuuch a beautiful face it's so sad abloo bloo"

Puke

Thank you! I always see some guillible ambabies saying " you'd look so pretty if you post weight " and I'm like bitch where ?!

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Stop being obtuse. "Pointy chin" isn't the only thing wrong with her face. As others have pointed out she has a lopsided skull (one side is way wider than the other and her mother has the same thing); bad skin; fucked-up Amy Slaton eyes that point to 10 and 2; popeye chin and a liver-lipped downturned mouth with deep lines on either side.

Don't you think these "small details" lend to the "overall impression" of one's face? RIP if this is the pillow mountain you want to die on

You can list them all you want but people choose to find her attractive or 'pretty' regardless of what you think.

Your opinion does not matter.

You can say the same to Momokun but here she is being way more successful than anyone else because she has big tiddies, knows how to use make-up to her advantage and has wide birthing hips.

To most men, it's all that matters.

Accept that or keep denying.

Up to you.

You rating me 'autistic' and 'dumb' shows how immaturely you handle other peoples opinion about her that don't match yours.

 

[Gorl68]

No. Men don‘t care about these stupid small details.

If the overall impression is great then small details like a ‚pointy chin‘ don‘t matter lmao

There's a difference between a few strange features that make somebody unique:

Andhaving a fave full of ugly ones with nothing to redeem them with:

Most people recognize ugliness. They might not know what features make them ugly, but the response is almost instinctive

Eta: momokun isn't "more successful than anyone"... She doesn't even hold a candle to real models successes. Her audience consists of nerdy fat/ugly Bois and <18 year olds who still find exaggerated features attractive. The best she can hope to attract is a sleazy reject who donates cheaply. The model I posted audience consists of millionaires/male models, which regularly throw millions at her in hopes of gaining her attention.

Now, if different women attract different types of men, surely not all men have the same low standards.

 

[Guardsman42]

When it comes to look, there is always some one who can find some thing attractive. I question who finds people like Slatons and Hamber attractive in actuality and doesn't say it to get reactions. <Though I'm sure some one lurks KF to jerk off to deathfats the farm documents>.

The fact is Hamber's genetics mean she isn't in any way conventionally attractive. End of that story.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

This conversation could go either way, but she'll never be like the glam edit used by @beanbag in a hurry .
We will never know the full extent of her facial features unless she loses a literal quarter ton of weight.
So it will forever remain a mystery.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

No one:
Darksydepundit: Women are not funny and women are useless, and women who are beautiful don't matter because men will lidurally fuck anything. Shut up, woman!

 

[ADHD]

men will lidurally fuck anything

That's true, though. If Amy Slaton can get laid, any woman can.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

No one:
Darksydepundit: Women are not funny and women are useless, and women who are beautiful don't matter because men will lidurally fuck anything. Shut up, woman!

You keep eating the bait every time I throw one out.

Is that why you chose Amberlynn as your profile picture?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

You keep eating the bait every time I throw one out.

Is that why you chose Amberlynn as your profile picture?

I just think it's lame how you keep coming to the Beauty Parlor to say how much you hate women. Hell hath no fury like a man scorned by a woman with a sense of humor who was also beautiful. She really did a number on you, didn't she...

 

[Xenomorph]

Tits, ass and face. Thats all men look at my guy.

And even THAT is negotiable. Some men just need a warm hole

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Spoiler: pfffft. Men.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

That's true, though. If Amy Slaton can get laid, any woman can.

I mean... that is true.