WHAT I ATE TODAY | OFF TRACK 6-12-2019

All she does is use that she's, 'getting help', to eat more and more. If she makes a phone call, if she sends for information..she's getting help, so what she does, now, doesn't matter anymore! Then, later, she doesn't follow up, claims that it won't work for her, claims the doctor doesn't know what's best for her, she doesn't have the money, etc. etc. until she needs to use it as an excuse, again, to eat everything she normally, eats anyway, except guilt free!
 
I can't watch, I'll just be mad on the internet.

She went to a stage four video right off stage one, what date last month is this from? Still four weeks old?
 
A total of 1470 kcal and a whopping 130g in carbs in just one meal!
But don't worry gorls! She absolutely DOES NOT have the beetus!
 
If AL won't be honest with herself about her eating she's never going to improve. There is no way she is as fat as she is without eating 5-6k a day unless she has an enormous tumor.

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She can lose weight eating 1600 calories a day... but that's joke since a day for AL is waking up around 4-9P.M.. Once midnight comes it's the next day so she can go off track and send becky to whatever 24 hour fast food place is open.

The french fries and 2 servings of rice... Only AL has carbs with another side of carbs.
 
"I'm super excited to film this."

You're super excited to eat food? And get paid for it? And keep your feeder daddies happy?
I'm shocked
 
Why are her hands so dirty :'(

And ice cream with milk? Why does her family have the most disgusting recipes, like that spaghetti + soy sauce + scallions thing?

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So yeah at a glance, what she admits to consuming was way more than 3k, and that's just what she admits to, she probably eats and drinks without even thinking or remembering it. I also guarantee Amber is the type of fat that doesn't count sauces or drinks as calories. Look, a lot of uneducated people do it because when they think of calories, they think of FOOD, eating, not drinking. So they don't even think about the calories they drink, or the amount of calories in the sauces that they dip/smother their food in; When in reality the majority of their calories come from just that.

So as for the actual content? Amber uses a lot of deflecting language as usual. It's always "Just what happens" or "SOMEHOW" she fell off track, it's always some grand mystery as to how she keeps ordering so much food! Amber likes to think that life happens to her, not that she has any active part in it, otherwise whew, she'd have to admit that she has knowingly, willingly DESTROYED her body so hard it's going to crap out by age 30, that's scary, good thing it's just one a them things that happens! Just another bump on the journey! Can we go to cheesecake factory now?
 
Cheese Trap dijo:
Being 'off track' during dieting should mean not losing any weight despite some failed attempts eat less; instead of not caring what you eat and consistently gaining, bitch.
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i think "off track" to a lot of people means, oh, well, I ate just a bit too much today, so I am off track, I have to now adjust my calories for the rest of the week accordingly to get back on track.

Amber doesn't think like that, she thinks "oh i did awful today? fuck it consume, devour, idgaf, I will start new...eventually"
 
First time summarising here! Letsa go!

0.00 - HEY GUISE!

0.03 - Gorl is gonna tell us what she ate today 'type video', she's super excited to film it apparently.

0.10 - Our gorl's not sure what she's gonna eat. "It's always up in the air". Goal is to stay around 1600 cals. Some blathering about how she sets herself a small number because she can actually eat up to 2400 and still lose the elbees but she knows she'll go over that number which is why she sets herself a smaller number instead. Fucking riveting.

0.49 - Gorl has been falling off track every day lately. I guess we should be grateful for the honesty? it's "Messing with up here" she says as she taps her huge forehead.

1.00 - She's going to be getting help. She promises. It's "In the works".

1.09 - Breakfast time y'all. Our dainty gorl doesn't like eating when she first wakes up. She's having some aaaaaygs and 3 pieces of bacon. Actually refers to it as '3 pieces of bacon'. It tastes good y'all. It's "not that unhealthy". Return of the bagel seasoning.

1.52 - My bad people. It's not breakfast she tells us as she calculates the calories at 210. She doesn't like to label meals because some days she eats one and others she eats 'like four'.

2.00 - Shot of a big ass Subway sandwich (we all know who went to go fetch that like a good boy). Explains that she wakes up thinking she's going to be on track but then 'somehow' she ends up failing (no fucking shit).

2.16 - She's glad she chose 'today' to film this you guise. She can show us what she does to herself.

2.29 - She got two bags of chips to go with her foot long. Gorl doesn't know why (she really does seem to have dropped MUH BED). Return of the hot cheetos.

2.46 - Always has to have something sweet after she eats when 'not on track'. Shows us two chocolate chip Subway cookies.

2.59 - 420 calories for BOLTH cookies.

3.04 - plus BOLTH bags of chips together was 470 calories. Full meal was 1,470 calories.

3.18 - Currently at 1,680 cals for the day.

3.22 - Decided to have Mexican food for dinner. Shows us a gross looking foil tray of cheese fries? I think? It's a whole lotta beige.

3.28 - Gorl was not able to count the calories for her Mexi-Binge because "They didn't have calories on their menu"

3.35 - Gorl clarifies what the beige mess is. It's a 'Papa Mexicana' which is "fries, chicken, onion, bell pepper and cheese". It's our gorl's favourite go-to meal when she doesn't feel like cooking. Looks like Orange Chickun is a thing of the past now our gorl is too swelled to fit in the car. :(

3.54 - Chips and salsa OBVIOUSLY to go with the beige mess. Shows us a shot of them "Before I ate on them" and after. Gorl did not finish them. She "never does" Surejan.gif.

4.07 - She also got a side of dry ass looking rice. Looks like a sharing side to me but you know Necky ain't getting anywhere near it. Admits to sometimes getting two sides.

4.11 - Dessert was mint chocolate ice cream. Gorl says it might "be weird but let's be honest, I'm gonna be honest, I like to have ANY ICE CREAM WITH MILK" (bloody hell). Apparently, she's been going it since she was a little gorl and it's something MamaLynn likes to do.

4.37 - Calculates day's intake at around 3,000 + calories.

4.42 - It was not a binge day y'all. It was her over-eeeeeteeen and not caring at all what she was eeeeteeeen.

4.51 - "On a day that I binge, I would've ate probably around 6000"

5.00 - HEY GUISE it's the end of the video. "As you can tell I went over calories and I fell off track"

5.05 - We should feel grateful y'all because "Instead of just skipping out on the video or ignoring the fact I fell off track I admitted to that and I feel like it's actually a good thing"

5.24 - Gorl wants to film more of these videos whether she's off track or on track (she says as she looks to the side).

5.29 - Doesn't even know what "track means anymore, I'm just like" *makes clicking noise whilst swiping her beetus paw*

5.35 - FIN.
 
Every time she shows what she eats she just manages to astound me. 4k kcals even seems too optimistic an estimate especially with that grease pot of potato and cheese.

All this managed to do was highlight how much she can't stand feeling hungry. Flimsy dry bacon and a few battery eggs were never gonna sate her rumbly tumbly; as soon as she finished that meal she KNEW she'd be gunning for more.

And that sandwich might have been okay on its own. The problem is that she is so bored without food and her life is so empty without that she can't stop at one thing. Same with her dinner. It's "oh, I'll have this, and why not have this with it? But oh I might as well get another and I got to have something sweet after!" This bitch got her big piggy ass stuck in a nice deep ditch of shit and BOY she's not rolling herself out any time soon.
 
bev dijo:
Alright, now I'm convinced that the real reason Amber wants to see her mom isn't because she wants to see her before she dies. I also don't think it's just to make people pity her.
Now I think she's trying to coax her mom into coming in to "save" her, so she can then guilt her mom for never being there to take care of her, and convince her to become Amber's caretaker to make up for her lost childhood or whatever. The need for the shit to be wiped from her San Andreas fault of an ass is getting too extreme and she's too ashamed to prove everyone right by asking Becky to do it for her. Who better to ask than her mom?
Because homegirl clearly doesn't care enough to make an effort.
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I think deep down AL is angry that she was not cared for and her overeating is basically like a rebellious child that is doing outrageous stuff so that someone will notice and pay attention and be a parental figure.
 
SmileyTimeDayCare dijo:
If AL won't be honest with herself about her eating she's never going to improve. There is no way she is as fat as she is without eating 5-6k a day unless she has an enormous tumor.
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More and less she consumed around 5k counting the dinner calories.... (and the food that she did not show to us)... in another hand.... with that way to eat she is an enormous tumour walking herself.....
 
Yeah, I'm not even going to watch the video. I can tell from the comments that her caloric estimate that day is a gross under-estimation of what she actually ate. A foot long Subway sandwich with no sauces and cheese fries TOGETHER are at least 2500+ calories and she ate much more than that.
 
She treated that mexican slop as zero kcal and still went over her limit. The diet is working like a charm, no? This is probably how she keeps her calorie intake down. If it is not listed on the menu, then it counts as zero kcal. Just like fried chicken nuggets are zero points because they are same as grilled chicken breasts.

i wonder how this video will be received by her audience. I know the creeps will be happy because she is eating, but the dimwits might get riled up again.
 
Her dumps must be absolutely horrific.

That day alone she has gained probably 2 more pounds since 3500 is around the amount to gain 1 pound. That last meal looked like it could feed 2 to 3 people that were really hungry like bitch do you really need 2 trays of rice? I never noticed before that the catering size pan dish she gets from casa Grande has fucking steak fries in it. Plus she ate a foot long loaf of bread probably only a 3 hours before all this. She forgot to add a bag of Cheetos and some chocolate she ate.

This was a month ago and I guarantee she will not be able to withstand what diet they give her. She wants carbs carbs carbs carbs.
 
"This is a typical day for me where I wake up and I think I'm gonna be on track but then somehow I end up failing."

How does our gorl expect anyone to have a shred of sympathy for her? She so shocked and defensive about haydurs but then she shamelessly admits to having no desire to practice self control. OK GORL.
 
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