🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Snusmumriken]

They buy knock offs which look exactly the same, and have the same quality, but not the brand name.

Hamber is a kid and wants to show off her new <insert what ever is the cool bike> to the other kids on the block. Even though their bikes are just as good of quality, they lack that fancy name.

I can't really figure out why she'd bring this up now, unless some one one-upped her with like getting a new car in person or some shit.

Agreed. I’ll bet someone in her personal life made a costly but reasonable expense; upgraded car, new house, something necessary along those lines without even sparing a thought to how Amber would react to it. And she in all her narcissism took it to mean, “Hey Amberlynn, look how much wealthier I am than you!” Gotta outdo them for DARING to take a step in front of her with the wasteful purchase of a whole ass Louis Vuitton bag, right?

Also completely unrelated but I had to say it: you might be able to knock off a particularly tacky MK bag, but it doesn’t take a professional to tell apart a true Louis Vuitton from a fake just by looking at it. In Amber’s case, you wouldn’t even have to look at the bag. All you’d have to do is look at the fat bitch wearing it and know she ain’t earning name brand money, nor is she scoring a sugar momma to pay for it.

(Alright I’m done talking about the bag. I promise.)

 

[Billie Ross]

She actually can't call and raise the limit. This was recommended to her and she answered her bank won't do it. They told her she'd have to go to her bank and purchase the handbag right in front of them. A lady who is a former bank employee explained that this means AL's account doesn't fulfill the requirements the bank has that would allow a client to temporarily raise the credit limit.

Someone tell the stupid bitch to send the max she can to a Paypal account daily till she has enough Paypal balance to pay for the ugly bags,
The LV official site accepts Paypal.
There's no excuse, is more than time for this lying waste of massive space show us the cash.
You have the cash bitch???????
It is time for the LV bags haul!!!!

 

[Long time lurker]

Amber doesn't want to buy a LV bag. Amber never wanted to buy a LV bag. Amber DOES have a need to let people know she has money, but flashing a pile of cash - like she's done in past vlogs - isn't something she'll do again, because:
1. She doesn't have access to another $100.00 bill to put in front of the pile of $1.00 as she's done in the past, and/or
2. she doesn't want the backlash she's gotten when she did it

I'm leaning towards the former.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

An Amber-centric collection of Louis Vuitton and Louis Vuitton inspired items.

 

[Twinkie]

<snip> She doesn't have access to another $100.00 bill to put in front of the pile of $1.00 as she's done in the past,

I forgot about this. Does anybody remember which video it was?

 

[Billie Ross]

I forgot about this. Does anybody remember which video it was?

I also just remembered the video that she says she paid thousands and thousands of dollars for their new iPhones... How???
Does anyone know what video is as well???

 

[Long time lurker]

The one I remember was published soon after she moved in with Becky. she was in the den and said they went to the bank to get money to pay rent/utilities. I think it was in the same video where she last showed a purse/tote with her birth certificate in it.

 

[Guardsman42]

Agreed. I’ll bet someone in her personal life made a costly but reasonable expense; upgraded car, new house, something necessary along those lines without even sparing a thought to how Amber would react to it. And she in all her narcissism took it to mean, “Hey Amberlynn, look how much wealthier I am than you!” Gotta outdo them for DARING to take a step in front of her with the wasteful purchase of a whole ass Louis Vuitton bag, right?

Also completely unrelated but I had to say it: you might be able to knock off a particularly tacky MK bag, but it doesn’t take a professional to tell apart a true Louis Vuitton from a fake just by looking at it. In Amber’s case, you wouldn’t even have to look at the bag. All you’d have to do is look at the fat bitch wearing it and know she ain’t earning name brand money, nor is she scoring a sugar momma to pay for it.

(Alright I’m done talking about the bag. I promise.)

I don't know about that.... there's some pretty damn good knock offs. Remember, most people haven't ever seen a LV..and take into account who the fuck sees her.

I'm sorry but methville USA will not know a knock off from the real deal. I sure didn't when I saw some of the stuff you find in Italy and Greece on the street markets. Some of them were actually hand made, it's not uncommon. She just wants to squeal how much it cost.

Someone tell the stupid bitch to send the max she can to a Paypal account daily till she has enough Paypal balance to pay for the ugly bags,
The LV official site accepts Paypal.
There's no excuse, is more than time for this lying waste of massive space show us the cash.
You have the cash bitch???????
It is time for the LV bags haul!!!!

Does Hamber have paypal?

 

[Billie Ross]

Well, she was getting stuck getting in the shower this time last year and that was at least 60 elbees ago. Simple physics tells you there’s no way she’s getting in there now. Further, she can’t stand up for more than a couple of minutes at a time, she’s admitted this. We don’t need their confirmation, we can read between the lines.

In more than one vlog Amber filmed inside Eric and Rickie's toilet like she owned the place, the way she spreads like toxic mold to every room as they belong to her.
I assume she showers in there as it's closed with curtains, using a bench so she can sit while showering. (tips from the show)
Plus her well known lack of hygiene makes that only a weekly (monthly?) annoyance.
The rest of the time I still think Becky cleans her rolls with baby wipes.

 

[mekalekahi]

I also just remembered the video that she says she paid thousands and thousands of dollars for their new iPhones... How???
Does anyone know what video is as well???

 

[Cataloons]

She's still lying about rape.

She is so fucking vile. It warms my little black heart every time someone publicly calls her out on this shit.

 

[Billie Ross]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UKC1sRy4xYg:541

Yeah and she said in the beginning hers was more expensive than Becky's, so at least $3k on phones ... and she can't buy a $2k bag????
So much bs...

 

[Dovahshit]

goddamit amber

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

That’s not because Becks was suicidal, obviously, that’s not funny.

It's not hilarious but about as funny as a Don Knotts-heavy episode of Three's Company.

 

[Gorl68]

Yeah and she said in the beginning hers was more expensive than Becky's, so at least $3k on phones ... and she can't buy a $2k bag????
So much bs...

I don't want to watch the whole video but I know mobile providers often do pay per month *type situations* where they just make your monthly bill ridiculously high. This allows them to advertise the phones as "free" to sucker in people who aren't capable of doing the math. She might mean that the phones cost is $1300, not that she payed that much upfront.

 

[Billie Ross]

I don't want to watch the whole video but I know mobile providers often do pay per month *type situations* where they just make your monthly bill ridiculously high. This allows them to advertise the phones as "free" to sucker in people who aren't capable of doing the math. She might mean that the phones cost is $1300, not that she payed that much upfront.

Don't you need good credit to have an expensive mobile provider contract?

 

[pecansandies]

every time I see the thumbnail of that video for like half a second I think it's Christine Sydelko

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

My goodness, she must be a bajillionaire if she's paying for weightloss surgery/medical weightloss out-of-pocket AND doing constant (if crappy) hauls (most of which she gives away, bless her) AND buying expensive phones AND paying off her student loans AND spending (by her estimation) $1000 a month on groceries (not counting the fast-food binges) AND paying rent and utilities AND giving Becky's nephew $100 for his birthday AND BUYING A REAL LIFE LV BAG!!!

I guess I was wrong all along. AL is a huge success. Truly, she's the REAL winner here.

 

[raritycunt]

every time I see the thumbnail of that video for like half a second I think it's Christine Sydelko

Well they’re both unfunny fat bitches so I understand

 

[angela_mariac]

Gorl just has to call the bank and they'll lift the limit. She's so dumb.

Also, I doubt she doesn't have an account, I'm pretty sure Youtube pays only direct deposit, but it's fun to think she's too lazy to get one.

It is not for being lazy. She has an school debt of her student loan that never paid (as far as I remember) and because of it she is trying to "hide" from the system.. that is why she do not have medical insurance either..