🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Isn't this the same nephew that she bought a ridiculous amount of birthday presents for? and on top of that she gave him $100 - to a toddler. How inappropriate and embarrassing for her. No doubt she refers to herself as "Auntie Amber", god, what a creep. I'll never understand how they patched things up and let her back into their home. I suppose it was for Becky's sake.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Isn't this the same nephew that she bought a ridiculous amount of birthday presents for? and on top of that she gave him $100 - to a toddler. How inappropriate and embarrassing for her. No doubt she refers to herself as "Auntie Amber", god, what a creep. I'll never understand how they patched things up and let her back into their home. I suppose it was for Becky's sake.

Amber really likes to make herself seem like a beloved family member to everyone. Peaking at her celebrating Mother's Day for herself just because she keeps some cats and a dog hostage, it's getting pretty obvious just how much she's trying to fill the void of the family life she grew up with by pretending she's the caring mom she never had, and now a loving aunt to fill the place of her own "psychotic bitch" Aunt Tammie. Unfortunately, she's done nothing to earn either of those titles and it's just leechy and disgusting.

 

[ricecake]

Amber really likes to make herself seem like a beloved family member to everyone. Peaking at her celebrating Mother's Day for herself just because she keeps some cats and a dog hostage, it's getting pretty obvious just how much she's trying to fill the void of the family life she grew up with by pretending she's the caring mom she never had, and now a loving aunt to fill the place of her own "psychotic bitch" Aunt Tammie. Unfortunately, she's done nothing to earn either of those titles and it's just leechy and disgusting.

Pretty typical foster kid shit. Very quick to make themselves out to be an integral family member and also glom on to various relatives. Though it's kinda funny to watch people squirm when a foster kid calls them "aunt" or "uncle".

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PL: I had two aunts who were foster parents when I was a pre-teen. Their foster kids were mostly girls around my age, so not only did I know more foster kids than your typical non-foster care person, but also was forced to be friends with them. All different flavors of Amberlynn.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Since she's been emulating Chantal lately, and Chantal just did a Burger King mukbang, chances are good.

They've both been kind of feeding off of each other in a really weird symbiotic way recently. You can tell they've been conversing in one way or another. Bolth are picking up the other's mannerisms. It's really off putting.

 

[Bunny]

Ain't this the bitch that's super cagey about marrying Becks? Look, sis, you don't get to appropriate family unless you have some sort of binding relationship. The relationship she's in isn't binding. She essentially has a man-servant. I still don't refer to my husband's nieces or nephews as mine. It makes things clearer. Doesn't mean I don't love them, but gorl, what have you ever done that gives you that right? Oh, wait, she bought him school supplies and some shoes because they're poor and Hamber is so generous and rich.

I could've smacked her for telling everyone she bought him school supplies and shoes because they're poor. She didn't outright say they're poor, but implied it and it was such a cunty thing to do. I know she said it so people would give her asspats for being such so generous. rme.

 

[Turd Blossom]

I could've smacked her for telling everyone she bought him school supplies and shoes because they're poor. She didn't outright say they're poor, but implied it and it was such a cunty thing to do. I know she said it so people would give her asspats for being such so generous. rme.

I can only imagine how Becky's sister felt. What an obnoxious asshole.

I also love how Amber always fantasizes about giving her unwanted stuff to shelters but it always goes to her friends (the optavia, the clothing that hasn't managed to "grow with her"), Becky's family (her gross old pile of earreens and chokers) or straight into the trash (probably the majority of her unused hoard).
I feel like it's a combination of laziness and the joy of being seen as suuuper generous and lording her success over the people in her small world.

I wonder who will get those beloved Pioneer Woman glasses that were so quickly forgotten once something shinier caught her eye. Guess we'll have to wait until she does a riveting Kitchen Chair "Organizing my Cupboard" vlog to find out which unfortunate person in Becky's family can't afford fancy water cups.

 

[literally low-key]

I also love how Amber always fantasizes about giving her unwanted stuff to shelters but it always goes to her friends

Everything goes to Rafe. Her only "friend".

 

[InTheMorning]

Since she's been emulating Chantal lately, and Chantal just did a Burger King mukbang, chances are good.

I just don't get muckbangs. Unless it's some creepy dude fapping like a spastic monkey in a basement somewhere. And I really don't get watching a hamplanet chew mindlessly through 5k worth of junk food in a car. Unless you're a creepy feeder.

I especially won't watch, because people slurping and chewing with their mouths open is my biggest pet peeve. It grosses me out, which is why I don't go to movies anymore, because there's at least two Chantals in every audience, chewing and slurping and smacking their lips like feeding hogs.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Does she do Ice Poseidon like shit having a live stream for people to donate money for Text-to-chat???

At least she isn't lazy about streaming videos unlike Fat Guy Across America Fat Guy Across St. John's County Eric Hites. She weighs more than Hites but appears to be in much better physical shape.

 

[Turd Blossom]

They've both been kind of feeding off of each other in a really weird symbiotic way recently. You can tell they've been conversing in one way or another. Bolth are picking up the other's mannerisms. It's really off putting.

I just rewatched Chantal's angry scootypuff rant from last year and she mentioned that Amber asked her why people thought she was copying Chantal when her own channel started first.
It was probably just a subtle(ish) dig from Chantal, but it did get me thinking.

These two have definitely been feeding off each other for years. I feel like Chantal borrows a bit more from Amber (she just announced an upcoming Torrid haul ffs) but it's always been kind of a "Which came first: the BK chicken sandwich or the ayyyg" situation-type-deal.

 

[InTheMorning]

I just rewatched Chantal's angry scootypuff rant from last year and she mentioned that Amber asked her why people thought she was copying Chantal when her own channel started first.
It was probably just a subtle(ish) dig from Chantal, but it did get me thinking.

These two have definitely been feeding off each other for years. I feel like Chantal borrows a bit more from Amber (she just announced an upcoming Torrid haul ffs) but it's always been kind of a "Which came first: the BK chicken sandwich or the ayyyg" situation-type-deal.

"Bitch, my laygs leaked first!"

 

[Anal birth]

What do you think Amber's end-game with claiming Becky's relatives is? Eventually calling Becky's dead nephew "our dead nephew" for sympathy?

 

[InTheMorning]

What do you think Amber's end-game with claiming Becky's relatives is? Eventually calling Becky's dead nephew "our dead nephew" for sympathy?

When the inevitable break up occurs, they'll still be HER relatives. Because that's how narcs operate. I could give real world examples but nobody fucking cares.

 

[Probably your mom]

Chantel always wants to be the center of attention but fails unless she's telling a story about her endless endeavors with her feces getting everywhere. AL is such a cunt that she naturally attracts attention, because even at her best she couldn't hide her behavior.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

I’d rather lick a salt cube instead. It has less sodium and it’s more sanitary.

Or a salt lick that a horse has ALREADY licked.
Maybe that can be the new thread - what would you rather lick - Amber or X

 

[Damaged Goods]

She tweeted this 8 hours ago. Which is weird because in Eric's latest vlog they were already swimming in one.

 

[Fubby]

"until you asked this question i never considered my girlfriends feelings"

"i would rather lock my cats inside then have to de-flea them every so often"

 

[Hecate14]

"until you asked this question i never considered my girlfriends feelings"
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"i would rather lock my cats inside then have to de-flea them every so often"
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But how does she keep them from inheriting her fleas????

 

[clusterfuckk]

Cats don’t get fleas unless they are hanging around other animals with fleas. It’s not like they get them from the fucking air. Fucking dolt.

 

[Whatthefuck]

"i would rather lock my cats inside then have to de-flea them every so often"

Or here's a novel thought. Why not give them flea treatments? You can easily track fleas into the house on your clothes particularly this time of year in KY. Not only that, but the dogs are outside constantly so they could pick them up. I'll bet my next paycheck that Twinkie isn't treated. She probably doesn't even take heartworm meds. I think after last year's flea debacle that Ricky would insist that their dogs be treated.

It's once a month Hamber. It's a tiny vial that goes on the back of their neck. Even you can do that. Or at least have your butler do it. The cats could get anemia, worms, all sorts of stuff, so don't be a slothy bitch and actually take care of your furbabies you love so much.