Jonathan Yaniv / "Jessica Simpson" / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia - Canada's Best Argument Against Transgender Self-Identification

[sperginity]

If anyone debates jonathan a strict time limit needs to be in place. He talks and talks without actually saying anything.

also, yaniv is not fat enough for null

 

[Army Burger]

I'm glad xir realized that sexual harassment is NEVER ok.

If anyone debates jonathan a strict time limit needs to be in place. He talks and talks without actually saying anything.

also, yaniv is not fat enough for null

I guess Yaniv needs to fatten up some more, then.

 

[wabbits]

Johnny is probably furiously mass debating while thinking about being trapped in a bathroom stall with kawaii shotaboy Null
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Josh says he hasn't shaved since taking up residence in Borschtopia, so I had a police sketch artist provide us with an update.

 

[Trombonista]

jy's type is definitely "white autist" tho

I thought it was "pubescent."

 

[Sacrarium Spiritus lumine]

You guys, Yaniv can't keep making public appearances in the same gown, even though it's both gorg and genuine Disney couture. If he doesn't switch it up, the paparazzi will lose interest and his fame will not spread like mold on drywall from China. Let's go shopping!

Spoiler: rent this runway baby

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On the left, the perfect choice for making trans-liberating presentations at schools. None of the mean mommies can complain that British Columbia's most persecuted human rights activist had a nip slip in this dreamy little number with its kid-friendly primary colors.

Next, we stay true to Jonathan's established palette of purple and "flesh" tone chicken breasts but reveal for the first time his shapely gams.

That middle choice I know will be controversial, but work with me on this. Jonijasmine would not be appropriating someone else's culture. He would just be putting to rest those nasty rumors that he's a bigot. Plus, the TOL council would get to see his adorbs tum-tum!

And then, a chic little black dress that evokes the ancient power "I shouldn't have." Sexxay full coverage for leaning into the mic without having the girls jump out and run to the nearest deep fryer where the tongs may have been contaminated with fish grease.

Finally, on the right, a way to make those ebegged charity bux for cancer go their farthest - a strap-on gown! Only $9 - 1% of the cost of that boob-jumping number that's now the talk of Walnut Grove. Could get a dozen different costume aprons without busting the budget. Wear with white leggings and a crop top so the council audience behind the podium can marvel at the contours of your boomboom, Jonathan.

You forgot the Ursula costume !

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Josh says he hasn't shaved since taking up residence in Borschtopia, so I had a police sketch artist provide us with an update.

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honestly looks kinda like sargon

 

[Carolina001]

Jessica Yaniv on Twitter: "I'm not fat.… "

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[Damaged Goods]

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Jessica Yaniv on Twitter: "I'm not fat.… "

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Like you don't have a penis?

 

[ComeGetSome]

Compassion and concern for physical and mental health.

 

[2nd_time_user]

Compassion and concern for physical and mental health.

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I like how the latest techniques focus on how he's a danger to himself versus his shrodinger's dong. Alicia and Morgane are the best at this, with the cricket family a close second.

 

[ILovePudding]

also, yaniv is not fat enough for null

Yet. This is all a ploy to sabotage Tampon Johnny's diet and fatten him up until he's big enough to woo.

 

[2nd_time_user]

Yet. This is all a ploy to sabotage Tampon Johnny's diet and fatten him up until he's big enough to woo.

In b4 he announces he has fibromyalgia and back pain and needs Lyrica, which is the lowest level controlled substance but still something that can theoretically produce a high. And that he's developed bulimia over fat shaming as many young girls do.

I wonder if Jon smokes pot and hasn't figured out yet that a stick of bubblicious gum is almost as good as a sack of Timbits in curbing at least one of the munchies syndromes he clearly is suffering from.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Yet. This is all a ploy to sabotage Tampon Johnny's diet and fatten him up until he's big enough to woo.

He wants to get fat enough to get a nice set of tits

 

[Army Burger]

He wants to get fat enough to get a nice set of tits

Ah, the Casey Courtright method.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Ah, the Casey Courtright method.

I looked that troon up and was absolutely horrified.

 

[lamp shade]

It’s real damn interesting that people were reporting Jonathan last night and he’s still spewing racist hate on Twitter, yet anyone he reports is immediately suspended.

 

[2nd_time_user]

It’s real damn interesting that people were reporting Jonathan last night and he’s still spewing racist hate on Twitter, yet anyone he reports is immediately suspended.

Suspended as in timeouts where you can see their timeline) or are they being thrown off indefinitely?

 

[lamp shade]

Suspended as in timeouts where you can see their timeline) or are they being thrown off indefinitely?

I’ll admit I’m not twitter savvy, but he shared this pic after getting into it and reporting someone. Can’t archive, I’m at work, don’t be mad at me pls.

 

[Carolina001]

I’ll admit I’m not twitter savvy, but he shared this pic after getting into it and reporting someone. Can’t archive, I’m at work, don’t be mad at me pls.
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Archived: http://archive.fo/Xxiis

TIL the definition of "woman"

Jessica Yaniv on Twitter: "Jessica Yaniv… "

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[wabbits]

Archived: http://archive.fo/Xxiis

TIL the definition of "woman"
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Jessica Yaniv on Twitter: "Jessica Yaniv… "

archived 28 May 2019 19:49:02 UTC

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That discussion produced a clear statement about his genitals. It's a lie, but it's definite - he's been hedging previously.

Jessica Yaniv on Twitter: "Is it ok for these shits to try and take p…

archived 28 May 2019 20:16:38 UTC

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https://twitter.com/trustednerd/status/1133457160937984001

Addition: Some of his past contradictions

• "I still have my male genitals though is that ok? I haven't had surgery" - messaging a salon, 3/2018 (OP, see the spoiler labeled "I have a dick and balls")
• "Ally was great doing my Brazillian" (KF post, 2018.)
• says he's M2F while also saying he's had a period since he was 13 (KF post, see spoiler)

Further addition: He told a woman he had a dick when he was pestering her on Facebook about how much he'd be able to get away with in the women's changing room of a gym he'd just joined