Video Daily Diss #5: Eli disses his printer, remixes nearly every pop song of the early 2000's at once

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Konstantinos dijo:
When can we expect "House Fire 2: The Deagling" to happen?
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If there's ever a cooking series featuring The Deagle Boys, I can guarantee it'll happen. They'll start cooking a dish that they thought they could microwave, but realize they don't have any microwave-safe bowls and decide to pan fry it instead. Eli adds too much oil and it begins to smoke while Jace films. When the pan goes up in flames Jace will freak out while Eli remains surprisingly calm, grabbing a bottle of Everclear and thinking it'll put out the fire. When that fails and only makes the fire bigger, Jace grabs his laptop, Deagle, and John Cena doll while Eli desperately tries to save his progress on the game he currently has running on his XBone before trying to unplug it and bring it with him.
 
austinweiss13 dijo:
I kind of agreed with Eli on this one
I have a Canon printer and its fucking horrible
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but did you fuck your printer's mother?

when i heard him say that it kind of made me think Eli's deaf or he just plain doesn't listen to anything at all, then again i shouldn't be trying to apply logical sense to cartoon characters, i mean i think if you're gonna insult an inanimate object he could've talked about how it would be a better paperweight or doorstop, nope he fucked it's mom, at least we have that sound bit and can make it a remix of crawling in my skin
 
press1forjews dijo:
The hardest part is going to be that they use their stove/oven as a game station, its just going to be microwaving shit and I dont know how much of that they'll really do.
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I'm sure Im not the only guy here who can do bacon, eggs, and pancakes all in the microwave. After that you just add spices and garnishments and the shit comes out like a million dollars.
Also sandwiches
Microwave marijuana desserts
Various protein shake concoctions
Hamburgers on a grill or hotplate or iron
grilled cheese in the toaster or with an iron
a steak on the grill I'm sure would be hilarious We could even try an iron hahaha

we can help jace, it might be good for him to learn some easy meals Im sure we have some expert bachelor chefs here
 
I too have also been living off food I've nuked in my microwave. What a hard, hard life they must be having now without the basic kitchen utilities.
 
MarineTrainedTard dijo:
If they're seriously subsisting off of a diet of Dew, Doritos, and donuts (and booze), I wonder how long it might take before we see the effects of malnourishment?
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One of the things I'm thankful for is that we've never seen the state of their bathroom. Eating what they do I'm sure they're shitting nightmares and if the rest of that place is any indication their bathroom is probably a place of nightmares!:cryblood:
 
This is some feces on the wall from looking like Nick Bate's apartment. Holy shit.

I like how Eli has taken to Youtube to get pussy after getting banned from okstupid and failing on twitter.
 
Eli's apparently getting desperate for good material. Not like he ever would know good material for his brand of "comedy" if it did a WWE style elbow dive onto him and told him what the fuck it was.

Oh, and that vomit stained XBox controller is just...eeeeehhhh disturbing!
 
This is an old video, but I believe at 2:14 you can see one of those red helium tanks people always post on 4chan about how they're going to use it to kill themselves. I tried to grab the video but none of the shitty sites I tried to use will work. Anyone else able to confirm? You can see it a little earlier in the video, but this is the best shot. Unfortunately the shit's so blurry when I try to pause the video to take a screen it makes it pointless to even bother.

I guess they're huffing it or some shit?
 
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