Twitter 5/25 - Chris and his new Sleeping Method - Healthy or Damaging? I’m not sure at this point.

[Ferris]

Nurse: So, uh, Doctor, what do you think will calm the patient’s nerves?
Doctor: Let’s use the MaKeR-Chan Meditation/Sleep Technique, copyright C.W.C. 2019.

 

[Rei is shit]

He finally took the Ulillillia pill.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I love how Magi-Chan forced Chris to wake up at 4am. More evidence that Magi-Chan is secretly a troll.

Also what happens if you go beyond sleep level 5? Will my consciousness be lost in the sleep void if I go too far in? This sounds like a bad acid trip...

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Chris, ol' buddy, ol' friend, ol' pal - no one is ever going to make a serious scientific study out of this, because it's bollocks. Dragging in Pinkie fucking Pie doesn't do a lot for its intellectual integrity, either.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yes, Chris, and we could call your trademark technique to arouse someone from the deepest of slumbers Awake-Chan better known as Christine's Butt Smell.

 

[Time of Space]

"about between 1:30 am and 2pm"
Please Chris, don't give us too detailed of a timeframe.

Just what in the fuck is that schedule anyways?
He woke up at ~4am, had coffee and an omelette and went to sleep again like 2.5 hours later.
The way he puts all of this information out just shows how it's likely completely normal in his mind. That's equal parts hilarious and sad.

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

Did Chris watch inception recently? All that bullshit about dream levels. And that wierd sleep schedule, he takes a nap in the evening then stays awake till 5-6 am just to sleep till noon.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

So what happens after sleep level 5?

He'll shit himself in his sleep and do nothing when he wakes up. Either that or
he'll turn into one of the freaks from that Russian Sleep Experiment creepypasta.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

At what level is Bob Chandler sleeping?

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

At what level is Bob Chandler sleeping?

Six. Six feet that is.

 

[Wraith]

Hot damn I feel like an idiot. All this time I got to sleep by working hard during the day, working out and getting stronger, spending time on worthwhile activities and making myself exhausted. Who knew there was an entirely different way? FFS

 

[Gooby]

Six. Six feet that is.

He warned you to never go past 5, old fool!

 

[Hungerdunger]

you guys are fucking re.tarded if you think this idiot actually believes all this dumb shit he's been talking about for the past couple months (this, the merge, et al)

Have you ever worked with the mentally unwell? This shit is nothing.

 

[praktica]

No incubus so far?

 

[Gooby]

No incubus so far?

Let's get aut- I mean, artistic.

 

[the real heisenberg]

TL;DR Chris is more insane than ever

 

[Damn Near]

Have you ever worked with the mentally unwell? This shit is nothing.

What does that have to with Chris poorly attempting to bullshit his adoring public about absolute nonsense?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Given that it took him that many words to describe how to go the fuck to sleep, it's no wonder that Chris stays up all night and crashes into slumber around six in the morning

 

[TrippinKahlua]

When he is homeless he will be too uncomfortable for lucid dreams.

 

[Hungerdunger]

What does that have to with Chris poorly attempting to bullshit his adoring public about absolute nonsense?

The idea that Chris believes all this is really no great stretch, he's unwell. Wanting attention for it is just another aspect of his damaged mind.