DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[LostMy1stAccount]

He literally has to sit on a stool while he showers.

No wonder that disabled people can relate to him

 

[JamFlowMan]

lolno

He literally has to sit on a stool while he showers.

Oh man there is too much Dsp lore how could I forget about the shower stool. It was installed by the previous owner but you know he uses that shit.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Maximillion is streaming it right now. So are 28 other streamers. He thinks he's gonna get attention but as always he's at least two days too late.

lol, some easy bucks just fell in his lap and he can't even take the effort to maximize it? dire straits indeed. I don't get what the harm could be in him doin an unscheduled brief night stream even if it's technically his day off.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

lolno

He literally has to sit on a stool while he showers.

I feel like the "has to" is doing a lot of work in this sentence

 

[Drip Feed]

In coming

This is How You Dont Play Nioh 2

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Let's start with some of the most memorable Nioh Fanart


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And Let's not forget the most famous event that makes Phil a household name in the streaming world happened indeed during his Nioh Stream


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Oh god it was THAT stream, his mods are gonna be ban heavy knowing that.

 

[RawEggs]

Oh god it was THAT stream, his mods are gonna be ban heavy knowing that.

why would you even want to be in dsp's chat anyway

 

[Pargon]

why would you even want to be in dsp's chat anyway

Some brave souls take it upon themselves to chronicle all the rape ERP, casual racism and hilarious infighting that goes on. God be with you, fellow autists.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Listening to DSP's bankruptcy rant.

To the tune of: "You told me I qualified and did all the work and now I don't, dood?"

I'll give it to Phil, the first time he's ever genuinely made me smile is hearing him bitch about not being able to qualify for a refi. Also, the implication that simply filling out an application is too much work for him.

 

[Eugene Drizzledick]

lol, some easy bucks just fell in his lap and he can't even take the effort to maximize it? dire straits indeed. I don't get what the harm could be in him doin an unscheduled brief night stream even if it's technically his day off.

It's Kat's one night without Tyrone.

Man I see some trends now

Most Phil's fans have at least 2 or more of the following characteristics:

1. European
2. Disabled
3. Furry
4. LGBTQ
5. Autistic
6. Attention seeking immature people

Don't forget the high proportion of blacks. I struggle picturing them watching a dopey pale boomer like Phil.

 

[Drip Feed]

why would you even want to be in dsp's chat anyway

I havent been here for a good 300 or so pages but we used to document EVERYTHING during every major arcs, the chat and his forum is a really good sauce of retardation, especially during the prostitute, SOK and a few of the earlier save the house chapters, im just catching up on how the cow is doing now but as it seems, same as usual with good old phil.

 

[RawEggs]

I havent been here for a good 300 or so pages but we used to document EVERYTHING during every major arcs, the chat and his forum is a really good sauce of exceptionalism, especially during the prostitute, SOK and a few of the earlier save the house chapters, im just catching up on how the cow is doing now but as it seems, same as usual with good old phil.

Alright. The brave souls that go there and not to Tevin or DarkDave are braver than me lol. Just remember, Twitch has a popout chat option so you don't count as a viewer while you watch detractor streams

 

[Marsaudiac]

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Wait a second. I thought only "paid shills" and "fake gaymurs" and "detractors" got into closed game tests and early releases.

 

[Pargon]

Wait a second. I thought only "paid shills" and "fake gaymurs" and "detractors" got into closed game tests and early releases.

What, you haven't heard of DSP's Golden Rule?

"Standards for thee, not for reeeeee"

 

[Synth]

Wait a second. I thought only "paid shills" and "fake gaymurs" and "detractors" got into closed game tests and early releases.

Eh, it's not too hard to justify, tbh. His main gripe is usually always people who are "influencers" getting early access to shit to hype up the game and promote it for the publisher. Sometimes they get paid for it, sometimes they don't, but even those who don't benefit from it because they have an "exclusive".

He doesn't consider himself an influencer (and neither do I, really, as he doesn't have the pull), and he got the code from a fan (which may or may not be against TOS/NDA/whatever the fuck rules the publisher has), so he's not really selling out to a publisher or "shilling" for them. You can make the argument he's benefiting from it while helping the publisher (unless he trashes the game, which is highly probable), but he's already throwing that away by adhering to his dumb schedule and not playing it ASAP, having some need to beat two games today that everyone is calling mediocre and the hype over them is long past.

I know where y'all are coming from, but this is actually kind of consistent with DSP's Completely Arbitrary Absolutely Unnecessary Spiteful Rules of Fair Play™

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Eh, it's not too hard to justify, tbh. His main gripe is usually always people who are "influencers" getting early access to shit to hype up the game and promote it for the publisher. Sometimes they get paid for it, sometimes they don't, but even those who don't benefit from it because they have an "exclusive".

He doesn't consider himself an influencer (and neither do I, really, as he doesn't have the pull), and he got the code from a fan (which may or may not be against TOS/NDA/whatever the fuck rules the publisher has), so he's not really selling out to a publisher or "shilling" for them. You can make the argument he's benefiting from it while helping the publisher (unless he trashes the game, which is highly probable), but he's already throwing that away by adhering to his dumb schedule and not playing it ASAP, having some need to beat two games today that everyone is calling mediocre and the hype over them is long past.

I know where y'all are coming from, but this is actually kind of consistent with DSP's Completely Arbitrary Absolutely Unnecessary Spiteful Rules of Fair Play™

This would be perfectly fine if that was his stance, but fucking mushmouth cant enunciate his words to properly convey that. He always comes off as "if you get the game early by any means, you're a corporate cocksucker trying to give the game a gratuitous metaphorical blowjob so you can keep getting games ahead of everyone else"

 

[Forbidden Math]

Eh, it's not too hard to justify, tbh. His main gripe is usually always people who are "influencers" getting early access to shit to hype up the game and promote it for the publisher. Sometimes they get paid for it, sometimes they don't, but even those who don't benefit from it because they have an "exclusive".

He doesn't consider himself an influencer (and neither do I, really, as he doesn't have the pull), and he got the code from a fan (which may or may not be against TOS/NDA/whatever the fuck rules the publisher has), so he's not really selling out to a publisher or "shilling" for them. You can make the argument he's benefiting from it while helping the publisher (unless he trashes the game, which is highly probable), but he's already throwing that away by adhering to his dumb schedule and not playing it ASAP, having some need to beat two games today that everyone is calling mediocre and the hype over them is long past.

I know where y'all are coming from, but this is actually kind of consistent with DSP's Completely Arbitrary Absolutely Unnecessary Spiteful Rules of Fair Play™

The problem with what you're saying is that Phil's main argument when he says "everyone else is a shill" is that he's the down to earth average gamer just like you dood, no just ignore that he gets gifts from fans, thousands of dollars for playing video games, and in this case early access due to his fanbase, No nothing to see here, he's just a regular gamer and everyone else isn't a regular gamer so you should watch him.

Also worth noting that when a game is new Phil will go easy on it in a very obvious attempt to gain more viewers (There are many examples, most obvious being the whole Shadow of War thing where he praised the game to high hell at first claiming everyone was wrong about the grind until he hit the end game grind. More recently you can look to his trying to hype Rage 2 and complaining about reviews saying it's short) before he hits something he doesn't like in the late game and then unabashedly shits on it because he realizes it's not bringing in new viewers (or if tips get low, DSP gets pretty salty when tips are low).

 

[RawEggs]

The problem with what you're saying is that Phil's main argument when he says "everyone else is a shill" is that he's the down to earth average gamer just like you dood, no just ignore that he gets gifts from fans, thousands of dollars for playing video games, and in this case early access due to his fanbase, No nothing to see here, he's just a regular gamer and everyone else isn't a regular gamer so you should watch him.

Also worth noting that when a game is new Phil will go easy on it in a very obvious attempt to gain more viewers (There are many examples, most obvious being the whole Shadow of War thing where he praised the game to high hell at first claiming everyone was wrong about the grind until he hit the end game grind. More recently you can look to his trying to hype Rage 2 and complaining about reviews saying it's short) before he hits something he doesn't like in the late game and then unabashedly shits on it because he realizes it's not bringing in new viewers (or if tips get low, DSP gets pretty salty when tips are low).

Phil always white knights himself to suck in gullible autists. He deep down knows what he is, not an infulencer but a manipulator. If DSP is really so docile as to think he's above the things he's bashing then God help us he's seriously deluded. Or... maybe... just trying to virtue signal to his fans for piggy bank money.

 

[PieceofShet]

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

He pretty much want's viewers to get pigeonholed to only watching him, ultimately. If more popular streamers are getting it, he doesn't see it as fair play. At the same time though, he always misses the hype train for games because of his streaming schedule; juggling a shit ton of games for the sake of being a variety streamer. He HAS to play shit like Brown Bricks that day and cannot make exceptions.

He took variety streamer too literal, and cranked it up to 200% with no thought put into it(play whatever the fuck is coming out). He could have played the Alpha last night but didn't. He wont be touching it today as far as I know(Friday). Maybe he's letting all the "shill" guys get it out of the way during release time because he knows he wont be able to funnel everyone to watching him because they got a 1-up on him there.

 

[Comma]

Before the steam has even started, things are getting a bit heated in chat.

-edit- Oh wow, he just keeps going.

Most content creators are living memes at this point, but DSP obviously isn't. He's simply the prime example of your average, very normal and inconspicuous content creator.