DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Wow... the detractors will have loads of content from last night.
Oh yes we do. He got so mad that he just started letting loose giving us just enough of a peak behind the curtain. My favorite part was when he turned off YouTube recording at the end of the stream and started to cry to chat about his money woes complete with heavy sighs and he got nothing no tips on bits nothing. Is this the beginning of the Summer arc for this season.
 
Incredible how fucking lazy and entitled Phil is that he expected someone to contact him three months ago and never tried to contact them when he didn't get anything. Sounds like it's something important considering he's been bitching about it causing "behind the scenes" stress and is costing him more money. How much you want to bet they emailed Phil and it went to the off-limits zone that is Phil's spam folder? Or better yet, they called him multiple times and he just never answered because it could have been detractors? The letter sent through the mail is something he couldn't avoid or ignore no matter how much he wanted to. Literally nothing he does is correct and everything is wrong.
 
Dark talking about how he has to hurry up and take a shower between his streams is low key one of my favorite forms of his autism. I’ve never seen someone so cucked by their own schedule. I’m just gonna spit ball a few ideas, feel free to take some dark.

•take a fucking shower when you wake up
•stop staying up so fucking late and rolling out of bed right before you start streaming so you take a shower when you first get up
•stop taking this stupid ass two hour break that you try to cram everything into so you have more time to sit on the couch with kat at night
•stop sitting on your ass in a “prestream” for up to an hour sometimes, it’s a waste of time that does nothing but strain your voice. You roll out of bed and rush to steam so you can then sit on your bullshitting for an hour. Take 30 or 60 minutes to bathe yourself and have a nice little breakfast, eggs take like 10 minutes and you’ll be less of a miserable fuck everyday.
•maybe take a 30 minute break to make a quick lunch before coming back to fuck around all night. Then you can leave your “job” earlier and have all night to do whatever you want at your own pace, instead of rushing to do 20 things in 2 hours.

Just a few quick ideas that would probably improve things. I’ve never seen shit like this, it’s no wonder he’s miserable with how rigid he does something as CHILL(snort) as a streaming gig. It’s like when he hates a game and people tell him to just play something else and he tells them no because of it on the schedule or whatever. Like nobody gives a shit about your damn schedule, your autistic fans will show up when you tweet saying you’re going live, and most don’t give a shit about what game you’re playing.

It’s like a schedule designed to make someone as miserable as possible.
I'm a bit late as fuck but I highly doubt Phil does all this stuff he claims to cram into whatever his scheduling is like. He's not a very efficient person so he most likely takes 30 minutes to make a sandwich.
 
wtf was up with DSPs rant about garbage from that clip from yesterday. Do you think someone dumped garbage in his shared backyard and they want him to clean it up or something? Or just another boomer rant about nothing.
 
wtf was up with DSPs rant about garbage from that clip from yesterday. Do you think someone dumped garbage in his shared backyard and they want him to clean it up or something? Or just another boomer rant about nothing that has to do with anything
I feel like DSP is progressively becoming more and more unhinged and his rants more disjointed.
 
...money is really tight. It's been a pretty slow stream. If anyone tips I'll put them on the leaderboard...

Wait a second, hold on guys! PooPooPeePee has just donated 3 dollars and 69 cents. He says, "Hey Phil, sorry about being late to the stream. Did you hear about the abortion law that was passed in Alabama?"

Uhhh, I don't know anything about that! But thank you for the 3 dollars PooPooPeePee, let me get your name up on the leaderboard.

*Leg slap into a clap*

Okay you guys that's it for the stream today, I'm pretty tired and tomorrow is my day off but don't forget you can tip when I'm offline and catch up on all of my videos on DSPGaming.

*Stream cuts short, doesn't thank the chat or say goodbye*
 
I feel like DSP is progressively becoming more and more unhinged and his rants more disjointed.
Yes. Particularly the part where he goes, oh yeah don't tell me anything about the hotel room, just go pick your nose in the corner. Seemed oddly specific.
 
Yes. Particularly the part where he goes, oh yeah don't tell me anything about the hotel room, just go pick your nose in the corner. Seemed oddly specific.

The weird thing about the hotel room shit is that it was tied into his rant about how he got contacted about something from years ago that he now owes money on or something. I don't know if something was cut out of the clips that was relevant to this scenario to dispel the idea, but does he have some lingering bill from one of his Seattle staycations or something that he got contacted over?

Someone who has/has seen the whole clip needs to elucidate us on this. Did he expose himself by accident or did he set up a scenario where he was trying to book a hotel room that ended up being different from what he thought so he was pissy over it?
 
The weird thing about the hotel room shit is that it was tied into his rant about how he got contacted about something from years ago that he now owes money on or something. I don't know if something was cut out of the clips that was relevant to this scenario to dispel the idea, but does he have some lingering bill from one of his Seattle staycations or something that he got contacted over?

Someone who has/has seen the whole clip needs to elucidate us on this. Did he expose himself by accident or did he set up a scenario where he was trying to book a hotel room that ended up being different from what he thought so he was pissy over it?
My first instinct was that he let slip that he had a hotel room reserved for during his last "sick day" break and when he cut it short they wouldn't return his deposit since he made a "recovery" and went back to streaming.
 
My first instinct was that he let slip that he had a hotel room reserved for during his last "sick day" break and when he cut it short they wouldn't return his deposit since he made a "recovery" and went back to streaming.

That sounds...completely feasible. I had dark Dave's restream on and could have sworn he read a cheer about someone else's hotel experience, then wove it into his boomer coniption. The way he half reads them and slurs the words together it was hard to tell, plus i was laughing. It just seemed to bleed into his disjointed rant about "no-loads" and litter bugs like one of his selective "I agree with myself" cheers he plucks out while the chats laughing at him or spamming frahgs to feel like he's making a profound point that everyone is clapping for.

I can see him booking one of his boring "go sit and watch a different TV holed up in a different room and pay out the ass for it" staycations when he planned to take that whole week off but came back early, so now I'm not so sure. It's funny how no one can recall this missing piece of the Dave rant, though lol. It all just bleeds together into one horrifying whiny blur after a while.
 
i think dsp does have autism but also narcassism. A normal high functioning autist wouldn't be as stubborn as dsp. Idk if i should even call dsp high functioning.


His rocking back and forth in numerous videos is a sign to me that he has autism. Weird mannerism too, like sniffing his fingers after messing with his goatee.
 
That sounds...completely feasible. I had dark Dave's restream on and could have sworn he read a cheer about someone else's hotel experience, then wove it into his boomer coniption. The way he half reads them and slurs the words together it was hard to tell, plus i was laughing. It just seemed to bleed into his disjointed rant about "no-loads" and litter bugs like one of his selective "I agree with myself" cheers he plucks out while the chats laughing at him or spamming frahgs to feel like he's making a profound point that everyone is clapping for.

I can see him booking one of his boring "go sit and watch a different TV holed up in a different room and pay out the ass for it" staycations when he planned to take that whole week off but came back early, so now I'm not so sure. It's funny how no one can recall this missing piece of the Dave rant, though lol. It all just bleeds together into one horrifying whiny blur after a while.

DSP wants people to blank out on his stream though. That way people can't remember anything he said and he can keep lying
 
I watched a Frost Prime stream today and all I could think of was this could've been Dark if he had any self-awareness. The guy begs for subs and bits but actually entertains his audience. When people dunk on him he has a witty or self-depreciating retort and his timing is tight. He also has good scene control. These things can all be learned but Dark just never invested the time or effort to improve himself or his streams. But I watched this guy rake in subs and bits and donations hand over fist doing the exact same thing Dark does, just with more palatable delivery.

He even belches and sells out, advertising his sponsors. So much of a missed opportunity for Dark, who'd probably call this guy a muppet.
 
Some old classic Phil tweets!

I wonder if he still thinks the same?
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Are they still making him $5?
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Wonder if it still holds true?
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He is now!
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Just like he did with DS on Twitch...
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Got to love twitters advanced search!
 
I watched a Frost Prime stream today and all I could think of was this could've been Dark if he had any self-awareness. The guy begs for subs and bits but actually entertains his audience. When people dunk on him he has a witty or self-depreciating retort and his timing is tight. He also has good scene control. These things can all be learned but Dark just never invested the time or effort to improve himself or his streams. But I watched this guy rake in subs and bits and donations hand over fist doing the exact same thing Dark does, just with more palatable delivery.

He even belches and sells out, advertising his sponsors. So much of a missed opportunity for Dark, who'd probably call this guy a muppet.
Frost is entertaining but he also knows what he's talking about, you don't get accession 20 by playing like a tard, phil even in his heyday knew jack shit
 
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