🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I dunno Big Al, I think it would have been healthier to keep the rum and dump the fast food.
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I have a new theory. Becky wants to marry Amber, but Becky also wants Amber to die soon afterwards - that's why she enables her and brings home all that greasy Walmart food. Think about it - if Becky's wife dies, Becky will have ANOTHER dead relative to talk about, and nothing brings Becky more joy than talking about dead relatives.
 
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Now Amber we can physically see you, and you aren't bending down to the floor picking up bags.

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I mean kind of true, having to talk while eating slows her down but also causes her to say the same sentences 4 different ways like in the recent vid. She does have hazy moments like her brain rebooting when rairity interacted with her. At least she was aware when she tried choking herself out with kielbasa and potato that one time.
 
I’m very late on this but Kasey was 15 and Amber was 18 at best. Amber likes to go after women who are young and naive or mentally deficient.

If they were intimate when they met irl Amber would be a statutory rapist despite claiming Kasey totez raped her y’all

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I thought her counter was sooooo spacious, as she told us in her optivia days. Even if it was crowded, most people wouldn't toss shit behind them as if they're French royalty just because there isn't space on the counter.
 
Fupacabra dijo:
I have a new theory. Becky wants to marry Amber, but Becky also wants Amber to die soon afterwards - that's why she enables her and brings home all that greasy Walmart food. Think about it - if Becky's wife dies, Becky will have ANOTHER dead relative to talk about, and nothing brings Becky more joy than talking about dead relatives.
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This has been theorized many times on the farms and each time we say that becky just isnt that smart, she enables amber because its easier for her not because she has a master plan.
 
Fupacabra dijo:
I have a new theory. Becky wants to marry Amber, but Becky also wants Amber to die soon afterwards - that's why she enables her and brings home all that greasy Walmart food. Think about it - if Becky's wife dies, Becky will have ANOTHER dead relative to talk about, and nothing brings Becky more joy than talking about dead relatives.
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Iirc, didn't she already cross that checkbox by having an ex-girlfriend die? Pretty sure she mentioned it in one of those Q+A tags and followed up by saying that Becks felt weird hugging her since she was taller and thinner than our stud muffin.
 
Fupacabra dijo:
I have a new theory. Becky wants to marry Amber, but Becky also wants Amber to die soon afterwards - that's why she enables her and brings home all that greasy Walmart food. Think about it - if Becky's wife dies, Becky will have ANOTHER dead relative to talk about, and nothing brings Becky more joy than talking about dead relatives.
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Sounds like a tamer version of the Manson Mummy Marriage* strategy.

In 2014, it was announced that the imprisoned Manson was engaged to 26-year-old Afton Elaine "Star" Burton and had obtained a marriage license on November 7.[73] Manson personally dubbed Burton with the name "Star". She had been visiting Manson in prison for at least nine years, and maintained several websites that proclaimed his innocence.[74] The wedding license expired on February 5, 2015, without a marriage ceremony taking place.[75] It was later reported, according to journalist Daniel Simone, the wedding was cancelled after it was discovered Burton only wanted to marry Manson so she and a friend, Craig "Gray Wolf" Hammond, could use his corpse as a tourist attraction after his death.[75][76] According to Simone, Manson believed he would never die, and may simply have used the possibility of marriage as a way to encourage Burton and Hammond to continue visiting him and bringing him gifts. Together with co-author Heidi Jordan Ley, and with the assistance of some of Manson's fellow prisoners, Simone wrote a book about Manson and was seeking a publisher for it. Burton said on her web site that the reason the marriage did not take place is merely logistical. Manson was suffering from an infection and had been in a prison medical facility for two months, and could not receive visitors. She said she still hoped the marriage license would be renewed and the marriage would take place.[75]
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*If that term doesn't already exist, it was invented here!
 
mekalekahi dijo:
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Now Amber we can physically see you, and you aren't bending down to the floor picking up bags.
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Most of them?
Most of them?
I'll bet she'd argue that she couldn't pick them all up because her back hurt or her layygs hurt, too. Why even answer the question if you know your lah makes it worse?
Also, there was plenty of room on that counter. It's just not as demeaning if Becky doesn't have to bend over to pick them up.
 
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