What normal thing that normal people do do you take too seriously?

[wrangled tard]

Personally, brushing my teeth. I brush my teeth way too many times a day and for way too long. I took one look at Nick Bate's teeth and vowed from that day forward to never look like that.

 

[Rand /pol/]

I'm pretty serious about cleaning my needles before I use.
Oh, also pretty autistic about washing my hands whenever they get dirty.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Forum posts on the internet.

 

[RG 448]

Driving. I pride myself on my skill, love the open road, and the only time I’m ever really angry anymore is when I’m stuck in traffic and not moving forward. Like I seriously get way too fucking angry at traffic.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Masturbation mental or physical. I expect we'll see a lot of mental masturbation in this thread.

 

[PL 001]

Working. I have a reputation for being aloof at my job because I go there to work and collect a paycheck, not to socialize with people and get wrapped up in petty office drama/politics.

 

[The Last Stand]

Washing hands. Everything is so dirty.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Tend to trim my nails ridiculously short. Absolutely can't stand having any sort of dirt under them, whatsoever.

 

[Judge Holden]

If I see you cross contaminating dips/sauces/dishes everyone else is using at a meal or buffet, I will follow you home afterwards and beat your fucking skull in with a goddamn rock

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

If I see you cross contaminating dips/sauces/dishes everyone else is using at a meal or buffet I will follow you home afterwards and beat your fucking skull in with a goddamn rock

You'd be doing God's work

 

[break these cuffs]

Punching Nazis

 

[Mender Bug]

I keep my room clean and vacuum it at least once a week. I always feel off when it doesn't look nice, to the point where I only remain in it too sleep. Most people I know don't put the same effort in.

 

[Frogasm]

Chickens.

Chickens are pretty sweet little animals, it makes me sad that they get treated poorly before we eat them. Wish they had happy chicken lives before getting killed at least. it's not hard to make them happy and when they're happy theyll do stuff like run over to you to greet you and sit in your lap.

used to think they were pointless and then ended up taking care of one, really changed my outlook

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Dishes in the sink. My family is fucking slobs. I CANNOT leave the kitchen if there is so much as a coffee cup or dirty plate in the sink. Just can do it; makes me fucking crazy that they can leave dirty stuff lie around forever.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

I take my beard trimming and maintenance very seriously.

 

[Vorhtbame]

I treated social media as an opportunity to engage with people I don't often see, and share my deeper thoughts and ideas with them. My thoughts are a part of who I am, I arrange my life around my beliefs and ideas; so if I explain what I think and feel, then people can better understand what I do, and how I feel about them.

And yet, my friends on social media were forever telling me that they'd lost touch with me, that I was constantly obscuring myself behind things that "weren't relevant". And then flooded my feed with kitten memes and shopping hauls and a detailed accounting of their kids' favorite colors.

I quit social media because I apparently took it too seriously. And, sadly, this means I've truly lost touch with most of my former friends. Maybe if I'd shopped more or taken selfies while drinking wine?

ETA: Also, I take posting on KF too seriously. See: this post.

 

[crocodilian]

Dishes in the sink. My family is fucking slobs. I CANNOT leave the kitchen if there is so much as a coffee cup or dirty plate in the sink. Just can do it; makes me fucking crazy that they can leave dirty stuff lie around forever.

That's a waste of soap. Just make a pool in your sink, add dish soap, put things in it to soak, scrub it all down at the end of the day. My grandma would beat me with a rattan cane if I used precious soap for every little mug or fork, that shit costs money you know. What's wrong with you?

 

[Rand /pol/]

That's a waste of soap. Just make a pool in your sink, add dish soap, put things in it to soak, scrub it all down at the end of the day. My grandma would beat me with a rattan cane if I used precious soap for every little mug or fork, that shit costs money you know. What's wrong with you?

It's called a dishwasher you fucking poorfag

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

What's wrong with you?

I'm totally OCD about certain things, that's what's wrong with me. And this ain't the Great Depression, soap is cheap!

In reality, you don't have to handwash it, there's a damned dishwasher right next to the sink. But, will they run the water for 15 seconds, rinse it off, then put it in the dishwasher? Nooooooo. CUZ THEY'RE SELFISH LAZY BASTARDS who hate to clean up after themselves. (See? Maybe it isn't my OCD after all. Hahaha!)

 

[crocodilian]

It's called a dishwasher you fucking poorfag

Dishwashers use more water than is necessary. Stop being a lazy soft-handed bastard who wastes money.