Video Daily Diss #1: Dissin Tha Gay Guy With Eli

[DeagleDad420]

Eli trying to be funny might be even sadder than Eli trying to be seductive. I won't spoil it, just... wow. The more we see of him the more I start to think he's touched in the head. Not crazy, just IQ below 80.

 

[DeagleBoipussy420]

How do you set something on fire when it's already flaming?

 

[The Knife]

Eli's hair and his chest hair merged together and I thought he was wearing a sweater and then I realized he wasn't and literally did this:

 

[buttsbuttsbutts]

Holy fuck. Where to even begin.

Good to see the fruit cocktail is still on the floor. I recognize the bottle of everclear, but what's the bottle at the top middle? I'm assuming it's something they can use to get high.

 

[Arctic]

I can just imagine Eli's rich, respectable parents having this awkward family meeting where everyone knows that their son is doing crazy shit online but nobody brings it up.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

It's really eye opening to see that Eli is the type of guy to hangout in front of a dishwasher that hits him on the head all the time. I knew he was dumb but damn.

 

[NegaCWC]

I'm calling it right now, it's only a matter time until Eli accidentally cuts himself and/or someone else with his katana. Saying this is bound to happen until 2016 is a conservative estimate.

 

[XYZpdq]

Like a tribute video but not.

also holy shit the text

 

[Judge Holden]

How do you set something on fire when it's already flaming?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Holy fuck. Where to even begin.

Good to see the fruit cocktail is still on the floor. I recognize the bottle of everclear, but what's the bottle at the top middle? I'm assuming it's something they can use to get high.

Looks like mouthwash to me unless I'm just misunderstanding which piece of refuse your talking about

 

[Gothicserpent]

Eli, microwaves do not work like that.

 

[XYZpdq]

Eli, microwaves do not work like that.

Now that you mention it Tyce seemed similarly confused about microwave ovens.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Looks like mouthwash to me unless I'm just misunderstanding which piece of refuse your talking about

I agree, it does look like mouthwash. Mouthwash has like %20 alcohol in it. I can see them trying to get smashed off of it.

 

[TKJ]

Looks like mouthwash to me unless I'm just misunderstanding which piece of refuse your talking about

Are they drinking mouth wash trying to get drunk?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Are they drinking mouth wash trying to get drunk?

I don't see them brushing their teeth let alone using mouthwash enough that it finishes the bottle, so probably.

 

[XYZpdq]

Looks like CVS generic.

 

[4Macie]

I don't see them brushing their teeth let alone using mouthwash enough that it finishes the bottle, so probably.

Unless Jace uses it after he pukes... He pukes enough that I could see him going through a whole bottle.

 

[BillRiley]

I can just imagine Eli's rich, respectable parents having this awkward family meeting where everyone knows that they're son is doing crazy shit online but nobody brings it up.

A century ago Eli would have been the kid they kept locked up in the attic and nobody talked about.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Unless Jace uses it after he pukes... He pukes enough that I could see him going through a whole bottle.

Really good point actually, has there ever been a explanation for why he pukes all the time? I wanna say it's him trying to stay "battle ready" or whatever.

 

[Danzou]

I hope these are actually daily. And that eventually we see the rest of the cabin (assuming they're not still growing in one of the back rooms).