YT: 4/20 Sonichu Headquarters google intro video

For anyone confused about banks, businesses, taxes etc , take a deep breath

Getting your house listed as a business is easy. Homes I've owned/own are the "Corp HQ" over the years for one or more LLC/INC companies. With proper paperwork all you get is a percentage deducted of the portion of house used for business reasons etc.

Not withstanding, the homes and area are zoned R E S I D E N T I A L and banks don't give a shit. Banks also don't like being landlords, they dump within 12 months typically for the most they can get to recoup the debt. Longest I saw was 2 years at $106K in GA and the walls were covered in urine.

If there's a reverse mortgage or lien etc or new mortgage on 14BC and Chris defaults, it would take 3-6 months in VA of missed payment before foreclosure process begins.

He'd eek about 2-3 years thinking he won but the silence of mail being delivered saying "call us we can help " will beat deafening.
 
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There is just some fucking shit you can't make up.
 
HOLY SHIT THE RETURN OF THE CLAW OF FAIL

The Claw has been turning up more and more often of late, actually. But still, these modern Claws can never recover the autistic glory of the earliest Claws of Fail when he was so wound up by trolls and fake heartsweets that he would try to look and sound so pissed off and intimidating, when he was really just grimacing and making it look and sound like he was trying his best to grunt out a dump into his pants. :briefs:
 
I think Chris has taken some cues and is deciding to pursue professional prospects.

Too bad his plan of being Willy Wonka for cartoon dimensions will not work.
 
Chris has been posting some things on the google page, nothing out of the ordinary:

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There are people out there who enjoy causing others pain, grief, and misery, therefore, telling them about all the pain, grief, and misery they are causing you will get them to stop.

Yeah, sure Chris. Even at my most sympathetic I just can't find any way to defend him on this one. Devil's Advocate and all. It's like he refuses to learn...
 
Are you surprised by that? I know people that still play Playstation 2 online, no joke.
Yup. People like what they like. I know at least 2 people who started playing Ultima Online in 1997 and play it still today. And EA/Origin thought they'd be shutting it down 3 years after launch at the latest. Pokemon Go still gets thousands of brand new installs a week, and has a huge current user-base.
 
Jeez, Dwight Schrute must've fallen on hard times, because he looks like shit.

In all seriousness, of all the delusional, insane shit Chris has said lately, with all the dimensional merge and super powers and imaginary furry fuck buddies, the most delusional thing he believes is that he will be living in that house for a long time to come. It's going to come as a very nasty shock when the bank shows up with a couple sheriffs deputies to inform him he needs to get the fuck out. You could almost feel bad for Chris, except this is the life he chose. He made the choice to ignore reality, waste his money, not prepare for the future, and instead indulge in comforting lies that have no basis in reality. So I can't feel bad for him.
 
I always thought it was some W.e.e.n who put Chris's house up as a Bussiness on Google, so I was kinda shocked when I saw this video getting posted to be honest

People still play Pokemon go?

Yeah. The game isn't anywhere near as big as it was during it's peak, but a good chunk of the Pokemon fanbase still play the game, especially after they added Meltan and Melmetal. (Which can only be obtained in the actual games by transfering them from Pokemon Go).
 
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Why can’t Chris give himself an imaginary human wife? Why do they all have to be Pokemons?
He thinks he is literally a goddess, that the true religion is "videogames", that he is married, also to videogames, that Batman and the Smurfs exist and share the same universe which is merging with this one, claims to see cartoons everywhere, and (this does not get repeated enough) according to the last Sonichu comic, that he stopped aging at 21 (if Chris has a superpower, it is looking 50).

But maybe by now he finally accepted that a human companion would be too much of a stretch even for him.
 
This could potentially be the final nail in the coffin for the finances of the Chandlers. Chris has no business officially labeling that rotted house as a "Headquarters"

He also better not label himself as "CEO" of Sonichu Headquarters due to him having a basic understand what a CEO is, but not what a Chief Executive Officer actually is.

Judges and law enforcement will look at this new "business" (by the way, Chris won't even make new comics) and expect the finances of the estate to be getting "better."

When the judge lays out a higher penalty due to this idea, how will Chris pay for it?
 
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