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BTW, here's Phil's newest piggybank: https://twitter.com/xgn_bishop (aka bishop_of_mercy). Already given at least $66 and cheer 500 bits to promise more bits and tips tomorrow:

[2019-04-17 04:02:47 UTC] bishop_of_mercy: cheer500 Got to log off. ive got work early tomorrow. Gonna catch tomorrow nights stream and give more bits and tips, cant wait. Thanks for everything phil. trying to be a regular.

So yet another dipshit who's going to do actual work to give money to a lazy shitbag who bitches about how hard their "job" playing video games is.

Oh, and yet another literal child who grew up watching Phil:

[2019-04-17 02:34:27 UTC] bishop_of_mercy: cheer500 Hey Phil, ive been following you since your RE5 DLC lost in nightmares playthrough in 2010. you are the first youtuber i ever got into and loved, and i have only now had the stability to contribute to you, i hope its not too late. Anyway the one thing you have taught me is perseverance and how to cuss properly at a young age. thank you for everything.
 
Mask_de_SMITH dijo:
I also remember him saying that he worked at Circuit City or something like that, but knowing Phil, that's probably a lie.
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Not that hard to believe. Best Buy, Staples, Circuit City all hire and depend on people's ability to bullshit their way through a series of questions. That's their entire Sales Department.
If you can bullshit your way through an interview plus part 2 and/or 3, yeah you can work the sales floor at Circuit City.
 
actually dijo:
BTW, here's Phil's newest piggybank: https://twitter.com/xgn_bishop (aka bishop_of_mercy).
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There's always that thought in the back of my head that I should try to warn these people before they potentially waste hundreds or even thousands of dollars on Phil, but then I remember that Phil is an autism magnet which usually means these people never listen to reason anyway.
 
Wing Zero dijo:
There's always that thought in the back of my head that I should try to warn these people before they potentially waste hundreds or even thousands of dollars on Phil, but then I remember that Phil is an autism magnet which usually means these people never listen to reason anyway.
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Yeah, I wouldn't waste your time. This person very clearly buys the "MUH POOR" story, so let them piss away their money until they too are tossed under the bus.
 
NoMoreFarLeft dijo:
Ever heard Big Man With A Gun by Nine Inch Nails? That is Phil. He would go for mall cop if it means he can fuck with people and they can't fuck with him. If YouTube hit big for Phil, I could see him as the guy that would have attempted to become a cop, get denied, and end up working at the local county jail. He would drive his little Ford Focus with a bumper sticker that says "Blue Lives Matter" to the local bar and attempt to pick up women by claiming he is in "law enforcement." He would strike out the vast majority of times, go home, cry, attempt to masturbate, fail, stick his Taurus 9mm in his mouth, puss out of the pulling the trigger, and then drink himself to sleep.
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Damn man, Taurus is taking it too far. Besides, DSP seems more like he'd be a Taurus Judge kinda guy
 
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Revan Kusanagi used to be one of Phils big ass kissers, but haven't seen him around for a long time, he completly given up on Phil?
 
actually dijo:
Anyway the one thing you have taught me is perseverance and how to cuss properly at a young age.
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That's a fucking laugh because Phil constantly ragequits shit over the stupidest reasons and the only times he bothers is when his viewers dangle a big enough carrot at the finish line.

And cussing? Phil just copies James Rolfe and Doug Walker. Rolfe plays the scatological humor as absurd and childish like it is, Phil just repeats the lines and expects the laughs to follow. And worst of all he usually does laugh at his "own" "jokes." Looking up to Phil as an inspiration to cussing is exactly like looking up to Amy Schumer for comedy.
 
Clop dijo:
That's a fucking laugh because Phil constantly ragequits shit over the stupidest reasons and the only times he bothers is when his viewers dangle a big enough carrot at the finish line.

And cussing? Phil just copies James Rolfe and Doug Walker. Rolfe plays the scatological humor as absurd and childish like it is, Phil just repeats the lines and expects the laughs to follow. And worst of all he usually does laugh at his "own" "jokes." Looking up to Phil as an inspiration to cussing is exactly like looking up to Amy Schumer for comedy.
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The one line that he uses that really gets to me, was his reaction in The Last of Us where Ellie is reading a porno in the car.


Way to state the FUCKING obvious Mr. I Learned My Style from the School of Howard Stern.
 
Radical Goodspeed dijo:
Nothing he could do.



It would have been worthless within a year of not being used.

Edit: There is a chance his old university has an alumni program that might take pity on him and find someone to throw him a white collar job. It would be because he is an embarrassment to their school, if that mattered to them.
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Yeah, lot of campuses (campii?) have a Starbuucks on site. Cue "bugged espresso machine mechanics"
 
So has DSP lost all his mods at this point, even they got tired of his begging to pay his taxes every two minutes? It seems the pignosis wore off when he was in Connecticut. Apparently people asking him what he was going to do in Connecticut were trying to locate him so they could have him and his family killed by snipers. Did he think he was gonna get publicity, money, and views off his secret wedding, with that same paranoid logic?
 
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Everyone's favorite fat, alcoholic, hambone Ghost did a podcast on Monday after being silent online for a week. Turns out he wasn't dead, he just got food poisoning from Mrs. Ghost's spaghetti.

First 20 mins are Ghost trolling the viewers and the viewers trolling him. He gets a super berry at 20:16 that mentions DSP and Ghost has a short but very based view on Dark.

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Haunter dijo:
If he's "god_revan_ryu" on Twitch, which is possible as him and "RevanKusanagi" share the same avatar picture, then he's never stopped being active in Phil's chat.
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I dont keep much of a eye on his chat the few times i peak in on his stream, just that he used to be much more active on the forum and twitter, phils, before!
 
Wing Zero dijo:
Genuine question here: Is Phil's business degree even worth anything anymore? I have to imagine that no real employer is gonna count "e-begging on the internet" as legitimate experience, and assuming Phil actually tries to get a real job 10 years from now, is anyone even gonna bother looking at a resume for something that out of date?
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A college degree is NEVER not worth anything. Degree's don't have expiration dates and they are great at simply getting your foot in the door. They also put you at a higher paygrade from the very beginning. I know people get bitter about Phil...but don't make the mistake of undervaluing his degree.
 
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