2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

[James Smith]

I can't marry Kat while in CT you fucking idiot ack ack ack we don't have the money.

8 days later
We're married!

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Kat's dress seems to fit her well, the style is kind of dated though I think? Phil's suit being 10 years old I really want to see how it fits him. If he got married in too big of a suit that's just shameful. Even if you're a full-time streamer I really think any adult male should have one nice suit that fits them. The question is, did he bring the suit, or was it at his parent's? Was Kat's dress procured ahead of time? Rented? Did she possibly get Phil's mom's wedding dress tailored for her?

 

[WarehouseKiwi]

KHET? WHY IS THE BABY BLACK?

 

[Noob-Noob]

I just dont see how can i normal person support him after all this.

If you think a single, solitary fan of his, that supports him financially, is a "normal person"... idk what to tell you.

 

[chicken wings]

c'mon, DSP wouldn't do that for his honeymoon. He'll pull out all the stops and take her to the local Arcade instead.

HONEYMOON AT WRESTLEMANIA IDIOTS.

condescending snorty laugh

 

[Raven'sChild]

What a complete fucking idiot. And liar, but they're both par for the course. All of the factors that he mentioned on like, every single Ask The King since Leanna came around, about eventual marriage and why it's not feasible to do it 'currently', still exist.

A relationship shrouded by lies becomes a marriage built on a foundation of lies . What could possibly go wrong? I mean she was only cheating on her boyfriend with a guy who was lying about having a girlfriend the entire time he was flying her out to be with him multiple times and playing poor lonely me on instagram with his Hungry Man dinner for one on Thanksgiving.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Funny thing is, a bunch of people here predicted he was getting married. Totally a secret dood, nobody saw it coming.
The more important question is: Where did he get the money to pay for it? Phil constantly said he had no money for a wedding, it was going to be a courthouse wedding at best. Couldn't have been those fundraisers he claimed were for his taxes, could it? Surely not...

 

[millais]

Who gets married on a weekday anyway?

 

[Troglodyte]

Couldn't have been those fundraisers he claimed were for his taxes, could it? Surely not...

I have a sneaky suspicion that it was.

Who gets married on a weekday anyway?

It's not like Phil doesn't have all the time in the world to do so.

 

[psuedonarrative]

I'm not gonna lie. I was surprised and this honestly shocked me.

 

[wabbits]

Who gets married on a weekday anyway?

People who aren't having a reception because they have no one to invite?

 

[toothless_banana]

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"Oh, oh I get it. You see, you might not know this, but I'm Eye-talian, and this might just be a genetic throw-back to when Eye-talia was conquered. It's just bugged genetics, okaaaay?"

 

[Noob-Noob]

Who gets married on a weekday anyway?

Dark does, like a NORMAL HUMAN.

 

[bearsintrees]

I can't think of any wedding sadder than the bride and groom and one set of parents who met the bride 2 days ago and literally no one else, despite a combined age in the 60s.

 

[DoubleBored]

I'm not gonna lie. I was surprised and this honestly shocked me.

Well... people were thinking that he was to run with the money to attend Wrestlemania... i guess run with the money to get married isnt so far fetched.

 

[Jerbear89]

dsp is the finesse god

 

[The Cunting Death]

This shit is beyond islamic content

 

[wabbits]

So tomorrow... the zoo?

 

[Noob-Noob]

Btw.....just wanna point out, straight from Dark's mouth, his parent's paid for all of this.

Either that, or he just flat out lied. Either way.....wow.....

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

So tomorrow... the zoo?

dont think dsp wants to meet khets family