💥 Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

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Could you carry a civil lawsuit like that to Mexico? His income is largely internet based. He can live and work where ever he wants, not just in the US. If he didn't visit his mother for Christmas, which it looks like he wouldn't mind, he'd never need to set foot on US soil again. The exotic locale would lend itself to lots of drug dealer and bandito parodies. All he'd need is some serapes and fake mustachios.
 
bigshot dijo:
He must have some liquid cash stashed away somewhere.
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Actually, note his sporadic spending habits. I'm liable to believe most his income is liquid as it were and he doesn't really have assets to back him up.

It was studied that people with liquid income are more liable to spend friviously and randomly as the items they aquire tend to have more value than even the money they save up. My point is, Grug is a fucking idiot and didn't do the smart thing of like, say, building his credit or even investing when he actually did have money.
 
bigshot dijo:
Could you carry a civil lawsuit like that to Mexico? His income is largely internet based. He can live and work where ever he wants, not just in the US. If he didn't visit his mother for Christmas, which it looks like he wouldn't mind, he'd never need to set foot on US soil again. The exotic locale would lend itself to lots of drug dealer and bandito parodies. All he'd need is some serapes and fake mustachios.
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Yeah, in theory, but in practice, the court system there is less than perfect and it wouldn't be like trying to collect in Canada. He'd get fucking killed in Mexico though. He'd mouth off to the wrong person.
 
bigshot dijo:
Could you carry a civil lawsuit like that to Mexico? His income is largely internet based. He can live and work where ever he wants, not just in the US. If he didn't visit his mother for Christmas, which it looks like he wouldn't mind, he'd never need to set foot on US soil again. The exotic locale would lend itself to lots of drug dealer and bandito parodies. All he'd need is some serapes and fake mustachios.
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Grug is a racist asshole who was miserable every time he had to live too far away from his mommy. If he was forced to flee to Mexico with just his wife (who he hates) and his kids (who he resents), he'd probably neck himself in no time.
 
Rabbit Bones dijo:
Grug is a racist asshole who was miserable every time he had to live too far away from his mommy. If he was forced to flee to Mexico with just his wife (who he hates) and his kids (who he resents), he'd probably neck himself in no time.
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He can go anywhere he wants to and can do it alone, plus enough countries in the world that would never collect on any debt the US would claim he has. Iran is always warm and sunny, a 1 hour ride and you can be skiing on a hill. Quite a magical place really. Then the same can be done in Turkey but it will take a day. Where wifebeating is actually encouraged in some of the more rural area's, so Taylor can come with him. Russia is a bit cooler of that is what he prefers instead. One can easily disappear in Bulgaria or Argentina and upload funny videos and sketches in an internet café somewhere.
 
Francis Dollarhyde dijo:
He can go anywhere he wants to and can do it alone, plus enough countries in the world that would never collect on any debt the US would claim he has. Iran is always warm and sunny, a 1 hour ride and you can be skiing on a hill. Quite a magical place really. Then the same can be done in Turkey but it will take a day. Where wifebeating is actually encouraged in some of the more rural area's, so Taylor can come with him. Russia is a bit cooler of that is what he prefers instead. One can easily disappear in Bulgaria or Argentina and upload funny videos and sketches in an internet café somewhere.
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You forgot to factor in age of consent.
 
bigshot dijo:
Could you carry a civil lawsuit like that to Mexico? His income is largely internet based. He can live and work where ever he wants, not just in the US. If he didn't visit his mother for Christmas, which it looks like he wouldn't mind, he'd never need to set foot on US soil again. The exotic locale would lend itself to lots of drug dealer and bandito parodies. All he'd need is some serapes and fake mustachios.
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If Dr. Giggles was going to flee the IRS, he'll most likely go where they have no expedition treaties with the US, and where fucking 13 year old girls is legal.
 
Whatthefuck dijo:
Nah, somewhere more exotic with plenty of available underage poon. Think Thailand or somewhere like that. The food, though, I'm not sure his bland ass taste could take it. OK, South America it is!
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I hear there are some great deals on apartments in Damascus right now. He can claim allah ackbar and get 4 wives starting at age 14.
 
Whatthefuck dijo:
Nah, somewhere more exotic with plenty of available underage poon. Think Thailand or somewhere like that. The food, though, I'm not sure his bland ass taste could take it. OK, South America it is!
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I suggested South America because I assumed the countries down there have very lax consent and general sex laws. Do they?
 
Clockwork_PurBle dijo:
I suggested South America because I assumed the countries down there have very lax consent and general sex laws. Do they?
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I imagine it would depend. Some of them have their shit together, some of them don't. Just like the united states. Some states have their shit together and in West Virginia you can still fuck animals.
 
AnOminous dijo:
He'd get fucking killed in Mexico though. He'd mouth off to the wrong person.
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Hopefully on livestream! Thanks for the answer. That was what I was thinking.

Ido dijo:
I like how we're giving him ideas on where to go and doing his age of consent homework for him if he's reading this lol.
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Just salting the pot! I hope he does flee to Mexico. It would make for some wonderful videos and lots of criticism. Lainey would probably refuse to go and keep the kids, so the credit vultures could go after her while our hero makes his bold escape.
 
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bigshot dijo:
Hopefully on livestream! Thanks for the answer. That was what I was thinking.



Just salting the pot! I hope he does flee to Mexico. It would make for some wonderful videos and lots of criticism. Lainey would probably refuse to go and keep the kids, so the credit vultures could go after her while our hero makes his bold escape.
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I vote for his daring solo escape to old Mexico. There will be many lols as the gringo wears out his welcome. If a gangster/cartel/santa muerte cult kneecaps/tortures/sacrifices him to santa muerte then nothing of value was lost.
 
Oh boy. Onision is back at it: A Song I Wrote About My Ex...

He starts off the video talking about how this video is going to make some people VERY, VERY (X2) ANGRY but that is nothing new. Then he giggles like a special needs after pissing themselves and delighting in the warm. Greg is so brave, he has so much RAW MACHISMO-- that he makes this video that will make people angry, but refuses to turn on the like2dislike ratio. Truly a hero.

He talks about how his ex of eight years ago lied to him-- gasp omg how dare she omg-- and how he should probably get over it but he REALLY doesn't like to be lied to. He said this, out of his lying liar's mouth.

Oh shit this is golden. He didn't REALLY write a new song about his ex. He's REACTING to his song he wrote about his ex years ago. We have reached PEAK 'please god I'm begging just watch my videos please please fuck i could only buy 30 frozen foods instead of 50 this week' desperation. He didn't even send it to himself so he says this and edits to where he did send it. Like he couldn't have just left the 'i'm a fucking idiot who didn't prepare' part out instead.

Guys please remember that while he is a grown ass man he totally knows what it's like to be a teenage girl because we ALL know what it's like to be a teenage girl. Greg shut the fuck up. The only thing you're well versed in is what it's like to be inside a teenage girl.

Also we've all dated someone who lies to us constantly. Mmm...no.

I fast forwarded through the song and somehow landed on the spot JUST after he's done listening to it and he is immediately asspatting. He loves it. It's a 'bop' holy FUCK he's so old. What a no-dicked loser. He keeps saying what a teenage girl he is. You know he's so hard right now imagining himself as a teenage girl. 'I'd totally shave my own head and be chained up in the basement for myself.'

oh shit the song started again and I had to actually hear it. It's bad. It's real bad. I can't do anymore. I'm tapping out at 4:04. Cheers to anyone who can do the whole video.
 
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