💥 Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

As a southerner, I'm personally offended by this "version" of biscuits and gravy. I understand that he doesn't eat sausage, but bitch, it's the gravy that lends the flavor. Let's not even get into this muffin biscuit bullshit. You make drop biscuits or you may as well use store bought.

Yes. I just spazzed about biscuits and gravy. My apologies.

I’m not sure if the gravy in that style is common in places other than the far west of the US but I had it that way before. It’s called country style gravy here and I only had it with sasauge once in my life. All the time, I only got it without it. I’m not sure if it’s the area I’m in but I didn’t know it was supposed to have sasauge and found it unique when my gravy was topped with sasauge that one time.
(Also, is it me or does it look like cauliflower was smashed on top of the biscuit)

Now, about Llamabot’s new video:


At 9:20,

Enjoying her gymnastics and practices to accomplish the standing full twist for an hour

Llamabot: I did it! feeling proud

Craig comes over with his eyebrows melting down to his nose.

Lainey does the backflip

Craig:...... is that it?

Llamabot: rolls her eyes, all proudness vanished You fucking suck.

Craig: No, really, was that it?

Llamabot: are you serious smile yes that’s the full.

Craig: .... that’s cool.

Llamabot: says something smug

Craig: shouts No, WAS THAT IT?

Llamabot: Yes!

Chill, Greg , that was for fun not for the upcoming Olympics.
 
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I’m not sure if the gravy in that style is common in places other than the far west of the US but I had it that way before. It’s called country style gravy here and I only had it with sasauge once in my life. All the time, I only got it without it. I’m not sure if it’s the area I’m in but I didn’t know it was supposed to have sasauge and found it unique when my gravy was topped with sasauge that one time.

Now, about Llamabot’s new video:


At 9:20,

Enjoying her gymnastics and practices to accomplish the standing full twist for an hour

Llamabot: I did it! feeling proud

Craig comes over with his eyebrows melting down to his nose.

Lainey does the backflip

Craig:...... is that it?

Llamabot: rolls her eyes, all proudness vanished You fucking suck.

Craig: No, really, was that it?

Llamabot: are you serious smile yes that’s the full.

Craig: .... that’s cool.

Llamabot: says something smug

Craig: shouts No, WAS THAT IT?

Llamabot: Yes!

Chill, Greg , that was for fun not for the upcoming Olympics.
Oh, no, we call it sausage gravy because we cook the sausage and then use the grease to make the gravy and it takes on the flavor of the sausage. We don't actually put the sausage in the mix, it's a side item. At least it is where I'm from.
 
I’m not sure if the gravy in that style is common in places other than the far west of the US but I had it that way before. It’s called country style gravy here and I only had it with sasauge once in my life. All the time, I only got it without it. I’m not sure if it’s the area I’m in but I didn’t know it was supposed to have sasauge and found it unique when my gravy was topped with sasauge that one time.

Now, about Llamabot’s new video:


At 9:20,

Enjoying her gymnastics and practices to accomplish the standing full twist for an hour

Llamabot: I did it! feeling proud

Craig comes over with his eyebrows melting down to his nose.

Lainey does the backflip

Craig:...... is that it?

Llamabot: rolls her eyes, all proudness vanished You fucking suck.

Craig: No, really, was that it?

Llamabot: are you serious smile yes that’s the full.

Craig: .... that’s cool.

Llamabot: says something smug

Craig: shouts No, WAS THAT IT?

Llamabot: Yes!

Chill, Greg , that was for fun not for the upcoming Olympics.
the fuck? That was actually a nice video. And here comes Greg doing what Greg does. Holy shit he's so mean to her, even if it's in a "joking" way.
 
Oh, no, we call it sausage gravy because we cook the sausage and then use the grease to make the gravy and it takes on the flavor of the sausage. We don't actually put the sausage in the mix, it's a side item. At least it is where I'm from.

I've seen it both ways, but generally yes the fat from the sausage is used in the gravy to flavor it. He could have done that with mushrooms if he wanted a smooth gravy, as when mushrooms cook down they release some dank ass juices. Then set aside the mushrooms to use for lunch or for dinner. Wow, killing two food-birds with one stone? That's way too advanced for dumbass Onion.

Now, about Llamabot’s new video:


I'm watching this now. She's so into it, she talks about how she used to do gymnastics when she was younger and how she hasn't in like seven years (HMMMM right around the time grime came into the picture huh?) and how she's gonna be so disappointed if she can't do it. This clearly means so much to her.

She goes into doing some flips on the trampoline and talks about how she doesn't work out. Not that I'm surprised at all, of course neither she or Greg do any work outs. goop only works out when he's recording himself so he can show how fit he is to his teenyboop followers. She's not bad though, for someone who is out of shape, does not work out, and hasn't done this in years. She's very excited for herself and if I didn't dislike her, I'd be excited for her too.

Lainey managed to pull it off and doesn't HAVE to show Greg, she -wants- to show him. Because she's proud of herself. She wants validation from her husband. What's he do? He's unsupportive, disinterested, cold, and sarcastic.

But why should any of that be a surprise? It should be clear why he isn't going to praise her for this, and it's not JUST because he's an asshole. Of course that's a factor, but he doesn't want her to get more confident. He doesn't want to encourage her to pursue old hobbies, or even pick up new hobbies he doesn't approve of. Not to mention, if she got back into gymnastics and working out then she'll be healthier and happier. If she gets more confidence she won't be as easy to control, she might even see her own self-worth and realize it is miles and miles beyond his. If that happens, she might actually leave him and he won't be able to replace her unless he lowers his standards and accepts a less physically appealing girl.

Beyond that, I also think he's probably jealous. He can't stand her being able to do something he can't do, and he wants to bring her down because of it. It's immature and petty as fuck and totally in his realm.
 
So while Lainey spent an hour plus outside on the trampoline, who was watching the kids? Cuz we know Greg sure as fuck wasn't.
 
I thought he didn't monetize his "children" ;)

Oh, he will.

Depending on how deeply he gets fucked, it's only a matter of time before he turns 'em out on YouTube, or something much seedier.

I try not to think about it, but considering how narcs have no problem monetizing their kids one way or another..... especially when utter poverty threatens their lifestyle.

The unknown factor is Lainey; is she the type to play "Hear/Speak/See no evil" when Gurps gets really desperate & starts to look at their kids as paycows, or does she have enough spark left to beat feet when that happens?

The last couple videos of hers indicate, to me at least, that deep down she does; a growing frustration & unhappiness with her lot in life is becoming fairly obvious.

I don't like her as a person, but still.

Her shitknuckle "husband" makes my skin crawl.
 
Swampgate "update"

https://pals.piercecountywa.gov/public/documentView?docSysId=1219912

I believe at the bottom are just scribbled notes by the Gig Harbor biologist who took the printed report from Onion's hired biologist with him on site but can't make out shit. It's interesting to note that they highlighted the fact that salmon spawn in the lake and the creek that feeds into the lake.

Here's my shit attempt at trying to make it easier to read.
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Swampgate "update"

https://pals.piercecountywa.gov/public/documentView?docSysId=1219912

I believe at the bottom are just scribbled notes by the Gig Harbor biologist who took the printed report from Onion's hired biologist with him on site but can't make out shit. It's interesting to note that they highlighted the fact that salmon spawn in the lake and the creek that feeds into the lake.

Here's my shit attempt at trying to make it easier to read.

Innnteresting... I do believe the salmonid have been brought up before. Perhaps by @Jet Fuel Johnny? Can't remember. I remember that when it was brought up, it appeared to be very bad news for gork's butthole elasticity.

If they're bringing the salmon into this, it might actually be about to go down for real.

Edit: A quick search yields salmon-flavored fruits:



Beautiful.
 
I believe at the bottom are just scribbled notes by the Gig Harbor biologist who took the printed report from Onion's hired biologist
I think it's just notes on different things they need to do and plants they need. I can make out words here and there, one being "salmonberry" so I think the right side is plants they should include.
 
Yeah, I'm kinda losing hope. Tho to be fair, they have a lot of hoops to jump through and if it were a minor thing he'd already have a resolution - his neighbour's issue is long done and dusted and that started after Grub's case. Probably cos he reported it, salty little twat. If he could fix it cheaply they would've resolved it by now.

But go look at his sociablade to cheer yourself up. On mobile or would give SS, but the Speaks channel, which has long been hidden, is showing again. Even if you add the highest SB values (which nobody gets) he's heading fast towards being broke as fuck. At this point, he'd earn more doing grunt work.

Hahahaha.

There, @Knyttet - do you feel comforted now? Grub is Poor and getting Poorer. It's beautiful.
 
I think it's just notes on different things they need to do and plants they need. I can make out words here and there, one being "salmonberry" so I think the right side is plants they should include.
I think I see "water to surface," perhaps referring to the lake's ongoing encroachment inland.
 
Yeah, I'm kinda losing hope. Tho to be fair, they have a lot of hoops to jump through and if it were a minor thing he'd already have a resolution - his neighbour's issue is long done and dusted and that started after Grub's case. Probably cos he reported it, salty little twat. If he could fix it cheaply they would've resolved it by now.

But go look at his sociablade to cheer yourself up. On mobile or would give SS, but the Speaks channel, which has long been hidden, is showing again. Even if you add the highest SB values (which nobody gets) he's heading fast towards being broke as fuck. At this point, he'd earn more doing grunt work.

Hahahaha.

There, @Knyttet - do you feel comforted now? Grub is Poor and getting Poorer. It's beautiful.
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Shit, you ain't kidding. Look at that sub loss per day. He's like a really tough cockroach that just got flooded with Raid. He's still crawling, but he's loosing speed fast. How long until Grub's YT career goes completely legs up?
 
You guys have been hyping up this wetlands thing for almost a year now and so far nothing has come from it. I'll believe it when I see it.

Onion used every opportunity to delay things that the law allowed. That carried him up to the end of the year. When his delays ran out, there was snow on the ground and they couldn't inspect. Now they have, and it's Spring where getting moving is most critical, because you don't want to plant too late in the season. The wheels of the government move slow, especially when he is dragging his feet and claiming foul at every turn. At some point the reins are going to be taken out of Onion's hands and he'll just be getting a mailbox full of bills. It may not be as huge a bill as people are saying, but with the paltry equity he has in that house, it's going to put him underwater. He may try to just dodge everything and stop paying his mortgage until the bank forecloses, then cut and run.

We know he'll never accept the blame himself. He may move to Mexico and try to rebuild his youtube career there. He probably has enough money stashed away to afford a small hacienda with a 100 year lease.

I see an indication there of access to the site from the north by the pond, and the word slough (deep mud and mire). The circles at the bottom of the map appear to indicate four trees. There is a line out into the pond beyond the water's edge which would be the branches dumped into the pond. (labelled blather? bracken?) And the blob at the top with the line extending all the way down to the pond looks like it might be erosion runoff going into the pond.
 
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You guys have been hyping up this wetlands thing for almost a year now and so far nothing has come from it. I'll believe it when I see it.
Wat.

This surfaced in late August 2018. They cant do work or make assessments beyond the initial one during the winter, because the evidence is covered up. The County made strong moves immediately, and there was a bunch of administrative back and forth through the dead time, which cost Greg money at each stage (lawyer, fines, consultants, etc.) Then, once the first snowmelt happened, Greg implemented his crap excuse for a plan without bothering to wait for County approval.

Fish & Wildlife were going to let Greg off the hook back in September: they said there was no evidence of him fucking up a spawning area, and they never persued him like the County has. But the County isn't letting this shit go, and they're out to prove that the area is used for the spawning of an endangered species, in addition to proving Greg fucked up the area in myriad ways (regrading in a protected wetland prone to floods being the least of them).

The County is enjoying this. They aren't letting him off with any kind of warning; things are just heating up. I know most autists dont have the patience for government fucking over of cows because it rolls slowly, but it is exactly the kind of fucking that's a perfect punishment for narcissist cows. They cannot fight the government, and it's hilarious to watch them try. Greg isn't sperging as much as he did when the IRS fucked him good,because he learned his lesson about making bragging videos which will be used as evidence. But the Fuckening is brewing. And I, for one, love it.
 
I went and looked at the restoration plan. They're assessing the buffer as 110 feet. The county appears to be going with that rating based on the notes. I don't know yet.

Slough appears to refer to Slough Sedge, which is a natural plant in the wetland. I think that may be what the closeup photo of the grasses growing up through his roll out sod is. Looking at the photos of slough sedge online, I suspect that Onion's beautiful lawn will be a dense thicket of tangled slough sedge by the summer.

My guess is that no one had been there to inspect the property up close before this. They took his report at face value with the aerial views of forest and trees that don't exist any more. The pictures in his report were totally disingenuous. You can look at the photos from the inspection and compare them to the aerial photos and realize that even from space, his "yard work" would be clearly visible. Now that they've inspected it and they've seen the extent of the clearing, things will start for real now. And it will probably come faster than Gurg can deal with it.
 
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They're assessing the buffer ass 110 feet. The county appears to be rating it as a high impact zone with 150 feet buffer
Yeah, that was the most exceptional thing about that "restoration" plan Greg paid for - the county isn't about to erase 40 feet (by however wide) off the wetland buffer just because Greg doesnt want to pay for it. It is a long defined buffer area and isn't getting altered because this dude got paid to say so.

The county seems pretty dead set on getting F&W to act, which means the Feds will be back in Greg's life as well as having pissed off all the locals.
 
Yeah, that was the most exceptional thing about that "restoration" plan Greg paid for - the county isn't about to erase 40 feet (by however wide) off the wetland buffer just because Greg doesnt want to pay for it.

That's what I thought too, but the notes say 110 foot buffer. It's circled. Do you think that means they plan to contest it? I originally thought so, but now I'm not sure.
 
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