💥 Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

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So I guess I'M AN ANGRY BANANA is about to be unleashed on the world? Well, the world's already a dumpster fire, rehashing old tired shit and making it ANGRY sounds about par for the course.
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Actually, I believe the song is already out. Except it’s not angry... it’s autistic.

(Seizure Warning! ⚠️ )
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BANANA PEEL SONG (Onision)

Banana peel song? You got it! It's the Banana peel song by Onision. Have you heard of the peel song? How about the banana peel song? This is the official ban...
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(Also, if they were both recording at the same time, who was watching the kids?)
 
I don't ever remember seeing this, but this was a private message Onision sent to a fan in 2011. Tweet I found it at here, screencap below.

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HIVidaBoheme dijo:
Daddy Onision made these...

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I sincerely thought he made vanilla bean icing and was too much of a fucking fool to wait until the cupcakes cooled. Then before I even saw the caption I realized what it had to be and CRINGED. Who the fuck...

Also, concerned that there are five on a single plate. They're clearly dressed with the gravy so either A. he's going to eat FIVE FUCKING MUSCUITS/BUISCAKES/CUPCUITS/BUISCUIN (my fave is muscuits, pronounced like muskets btw) with a shit ton of gravy. Or B. He decided to take a picture to show it off before serving it so those five are for the whole family and he's wasting gravy because it's plopped onto the serving plate rather than on a plate someone will eat off of.

Also, reminder-- they're vegetarian. Greg can't hack being a vegan because vegan food options are extremely limited and involve a lot of food prep/cooking, and the onion fam can't be fucking assed to do more than grab something out of the freezer. I only bring this dead horse back, beating it violently, because that means he can use butter so while vegan biscuits and gravy would still be pretty calorie dense-- vegetarian biscuits and gravy is even more so. If he's eating FIVE of the things, no wonder he's got bigger titties than his wife-boi.

Edit: I did find these biscuit muffins but I doubt he used this recipe. More than likely he was too lazy to actually use a baking sheet and spoon out appropriately sized drop biscuits, he just wanted to do it quickly. Why make 12 biscuits that will cook evenly, when you could make 6 muscuits that will be pale as hell on top, almost burnt on the bottom, and a little raw in the middle?
 
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alittlebifurious dijo:
I sincerely thought he made vanilla bean icing and was too much of a fucking fool to wait until the cupcakes cooled. Then before I even saw the caption I realized what it had to be and CRINGED. Who the fuck...

Also, concerned that there are five on a single plate. They're clearly dressed with the gravy so either A. he's going to eat FIVE FUCKING MUSCUITS/BUISCAKES/CUPCUITS/BUISCUIN (my fave is muscuits, pronounced like muskets btw) with a shit ton of gravy. Or B. He decided to take a picture to show it off before serving it so those five are for the whole family and he's wasting gravy because it's plopped onto the serving plate rather than on a plate someone will eat off of.

Also, reminder-- they're vegetarian. Greg can't hack being a vegan because vegan food options are extremely limited and involve a lot of food prep/cooking, and the onion fam can't be fucking assed to do more than grab something out of the freezer. I only bring this dead horse back, beating it violently, because that means he can use butter so while vegan biscuits and gravy would still be pretty calorie dense-- vegetarian biscuits and gravy is even more so. If he's eating FIVE of the things, no wonder he's got bigger titties than his wife-boi.

Edit: I did find these biscuit muffins but I doubt he used this recipe. More than likely he was too lazy to actually use a baking sheet and spoon out appropriately sized drop biscuits, he just wanted to do it quickly. Why make 12 biscuits that will cook evenly, when you could make 6 muscuits that will be pale as hell on top, almost burnt on the bottom, and a little raw in the middle?
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As a southerner, I'm personally offended by this "version" of biscuits and gravy. I understand that he doesn't eat sausage, but bitch, it's the gravy that lends the flavor. Let's not even get into this muffin biscuit bullshit. You make drop biscuits or you may as well use store bought.

Yes. I just spazzed about biscuits and gravy. My apologies.
 
Whatthefuck dijo:
As a southerner, I'm personally offended by this "version" of biscuits and gravy. I understand that he doesn't eat sausage, but bitch, it's the gravy that lends the flavor. Let's not even get into this muffin biscuit bullshit. You make drop biscuits or you may as well use store bought.

Yes. I just spazzed about biscuits and gravy. My apologies.
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It's plebeian as shit. Who the fuck does this? He needs to quit being a little bitch and just roll the dough out and fucking fold it and use a cutter. Even a cookie cutter would work.
 
Whatthefuck dijo:
As a southerner, I'm personally offended by this "version" of biscuits and gravy. I understand that he doesn't eat sausage, but bitch, it's the gravy that lends the flavor. Let's not even get into this muffin biscuit bullshit. You make drop biscuits or you may as well use store bought.

Yes. I just spazzed about biscuits and gravy. My apologies.
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Agreed. He could have even made the gravy with mushrooms and onions for a really flavorful, vegetarian gravy. But nope...no...that shit looks like yogurt with pepper in it. Hell, it might be.

AnOminous dijo:
It's plebeian as shit. Who the fuck does this? He needs to quit being a little bitch and just roll the dough out and fucking fold it and use a cutter. Even a cookie cutter would work.
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Even a drinking glass or a mug would work.
 
alittlebifurious dijo:
Also, concerned that there are five on a single plate. They're clearly dressed with the gravy so either A. he's going to eat FIVE FUCKING MUSCUITS/BUISCAKES/CUPCUITS/BUISCUIN (my fave is muscuits, pronounced like muskets btw) with a shit ton of gravy. Or B. He decided to take a picture to show it off before serving it so those five are for the whole family and he's wasting gravy because it's plopped onto the serving plate rather than on a plate someone will eat off of.
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We know that he likes to describe himself as no one's housewife (because god forbid he cooks something for his wife and kids!), so he definitely ate them all without even thinking about offering them to Taylor and children.

But don't worry, it'll help his magnificent vegetarian boday keep its perfect shape.
 
Whale Lake 2 dijo:
We know that he likes to describe himself as no one's housewife (because god forbid he cooks something for his wife and kids!), so he definitely ate them all without even thinking about offering them to Taylor and children.

But don't worry, it'll help his magnificent vegetarian boday keep its perfect shape.
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You are what you eat, and to maintain that muffin top he has to eat a lot of muffin shaped things. I think, together, you and I cracked the code on why he made biscuits in a muffin pan.
 
Onision is gonna hire a housekeeper. She'll clean his house and get fired the second the house isn't a slum - this will obviously violate several laws and enrage the local Mexicans.

Ido dijo:
My favorite thing about Onision is how he's so irrelevant he couldn't even get on the Internet Famous Subforum and just got waved away to Beauty parlor.
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My favorite thing about Onision is how he's had a constant stream of content for more than decade. You get burned out quickly but come back to the same old madness.

Downside is that the same old madness is him ruining the lives of children and random women.
 
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