Sekiro: Return to Dark Souls rage quit or unexpected surprise?

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SoapQueen1 dijo:
Some of the totally not real tips:
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Tbh, it would have been more effective to do it tomorrow, but do like $50 tips from, say, planetjeff or flybeast or one of the usual tippers. You know, start with a fake tip, it gets declined, follow up with another and a message that says something "Trying again! Don't know what happened!". Once you got tired of it, you could switch to the troll names if you wanted.
 
DSP is going to be pissed when he finds out she has two phases.

Edit: DSP keeps running into the column and then blaming From Software for their bullshit. He doesn't attempt to hide behind a column versus an enemy throwing projectiles at him. 18 deaths and he still is unaware there is a second phase.

Someone explained to him that low health and low posture would cause a delay in blocks; and DSP stated that he wasn't at low health (he was), but his inputs aren't coming out.
 
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I like that he's constantly throwing shurikens to knock her out of the air before her easily punishable grab, because it's a tiny sense of accomplishment (got her!) that overall leaves him out of resources and unable to follow up. Good metaphor for his life.
 
I like how DSP keeps dying right before he can complete Phase 1, increasing our anticipation of his checkpoints rant just a little bit more.
 
Sekiro is like the direct counter to how he plays Souls games. Walking backwards with block held down means every boss fight is gonna take 20 times longer than they should, and in a full hour I haven't seen him parry/counterattack grandma even once. She can just spam knives that do no damage and teach him nothing.
 
BWahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ragequit coming in?

rantrant I didn't sign up for the ultimate challenge...

But Phil? You player REmake2 on hardcore because "this is how I roll baby!". Aren't you top-skilled hardcore season gamer not up to the challenge anymore? That's so sad.

"Im not working my ass off..." Oh. What happend to "I am working my ass off to produce content for you for free..."? Guess #savethehouse isn't an issue anymore, when it comes to games too hard for Lazydave.
 
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Salubrious dijo:
Distortion2 is still getting TIHYDP levels of rekt right now.

There's 0% a guy like DSP finishes this game.

Now we are just placing bets on which boss or subboss causes him to quit Ludwig style.

I would say this Lady Butterfly boss looks vicious, but I don't even know if DSP will get to her.

Edit: There's no way DSP beats Lady Butterfly. IF he somehow beats her first phase, he will absolutely rage about checkpoints when he loses to the second phase.

Double Edit: Distortion2 has to be at 20+ deaths on just Lady Butterfly, and he's only reached the second phase twice.

I only keep bringing this up because Distortion2 is good. DSP is not. Also, Distortion2 seems to still be pretty early in the game, which is one of the reasons I'm following him on this playthrough.

Grandma (Lady Butterfly) is going to fuck DSP up. Then offer him some Werther's Originals.

Triple Edit: Jesus Christ, Lady Butterfly has some sort of Meteor attack in Phase 2. That'll bring the salt.

Quadruple Edit: Distortion finally won. Had to be 30+ deaths. He then said "it was a fun fight" unlike what DSP will say when he dies to a boss 30+ times.
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Sorry to quote myself, but I called this last night. He's not getting past Lady Butterfly.

Edit: He just said that he's not going to read cheers because there's too many of them.
 
"This is like, you want to hurt yourself, so you play this game. You have so, like, little worth to your life that you feel that you have to play the hardest game known, so that when you beat it your're like 'I beat the hardest game, I've got the biggest e-dick.' I just want to play a fun game."

Fuck off.

Eavesdrops on two guys who say "the only thing that will hurt this upcoming miniboss is fire, we need fire" and he says "no reason to eavesdrop, zero." Then he says chat told him to use fire on that miniboss. Unbelievable.
 
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First we had Lady Butterfly's Kenny Omega Reverse Hurricanrana and now we have Chained Ogre's Undertaker Last Ride powerbomb.

Edit: DSP doesn't realize that he can't dodge when a Giant fucking Ogre tackles him from 4 feet away.

Double Edit: DSP keeps ranting about the tutorials getting in his way and now he's explaining that the game doesn't explain anything.
 
Slimy Time dijo:
*Gets warned about Grab attacks, immediately dodges into the ogre and taken for the last ride. Nothing I could do guys.
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haha that was so funny i wish someone clipped that

The tutorial literally just said "Grab attacks cannot be blocked, you must dodge"

He then tried to block the giant trolls grab, got grabbed and died instantly



"The tutorial fucked me again! I dodged but still got me, there's NOTHING I CAN DO"
 
bearsintrees dijo:
"This is like, you want to hurt yourself, so you play this game. You have so, like, little worth to your life that you feel that you have to play the hardest game known, so that when you beat it your're like 'I beat the hardest game, I've got the biggest e-dick.' I just want to play a fun game."

Fuck off.

Eavesdrops on two guys who say "the only thing that will hurt this upcoming miniboss is fire, we need fire" and he says "no reason to eavesdrop, zero." Then he says chat told him to use fire on that miniboss. Unbelievable.
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Yeah that is amazing. Like it's some next level projecting.

He can't even get over The Ogre. Good lord.
 
Gets pile drived by a giant fucking ogre
"All this does is turn me off to the game"

Nigga how do you play video games for 10 fucking years and manages to be this god awful. I swear he has some sort of cerebral palsy in his hand that makes him incapable of pushing buttons properly.

We might actually see this man burst an aneurysm live tonight. Also is this even a hard miniboss? I have seen nothing about the game but this fight doesn't look that difficult if he would stop spamming and bitching.
 
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Hasn't added any tips to the total for over an hour despite doing multiple shoutouts for them.

Yeah those totally fake tips were real. He just doesn't want people to notice them because he's worried they'll get charged back.
 
Salubrious dijo:
This is now a puzzle game because someone recommended that he actually use the oil that's filled up his inventory space.

Edit: DSP is claiming that the oil isn't doing anything as the Ogre is literally on fire for several seconds.
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I haven't even played this section yet and it's pretty obvious that you can parry the ogre's attacks with the exception of the two grabs. Unlike the others, he can't cheese the miniboss, so he's bitching like crazy.

Edit: Why does he keep dying instead of choosing to resurrect?
 
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