🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

He couldn't even graduate high school. His biggest academic achievement is victory in a spelling bee.

I have a BA, I think other members of this forum have postgrad degrees (@NobleGreyHorse for example), I find it hard to see how TJChurch is more intelligent than us if he couldn't graduate high school... unless he's talking about STREET SMARTZ but I don't exactly picture him leaving the house much.
 
TJ, I will Paypal you $100 if you can go a week without posting on this forum.
 
Your brain is broken. I can't fix your brain, but I can fix your posts.
Like hell! Hold him down, I've got some jumper cables, a car battery, and a drill right over here...

Edit: I've been reading the Holden thread... christ. T-Pain, I take back some of the mean things I've said about you. You're a saint compared to this guy. Want to grab a couple beers?
 
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I believe it's impossible to fix something that was never broken.

Also, this thread continues to show I can go hours, days, weeks, etc. without any of you, but many of you cannot go mere minutes without having a thought (which you then cannot restrain yourselves from publicly expressing) about me!

Literally everything about you is broken, from your posts, to your teeth and everything in between.
 
@Cowlick, man, it was a wild ride while it lasted. Bro-hugs.

Anyway, this new guy? He's a complete asshole. He can replace you in the rankings, but he'll never replace you in our hearts.

Bro-hugs, dude. Bring it in.
 
@Cowlick, man, it was a wild ride while it lasted. Bro-hugs.

Anyway, this new guy? He's a complete asshole. He can replace you in the rankings, but he'll never replace you in our hearts.

Bro-hugs, dude. Bring it in.

Peter, you fool! You can't defect from the side of our Lord and Savior! Not like this!

I mean, not right in his own thread anyway...
 
Peter, you fool! You can't defect from the side of our Lord and Savior! Not like this!

I mean, not right in his own thread anyway...
The devil Null tempted TJ by promising Him a forum of His own, but lo! our Lord refused him. Now comes The Last Temptation of Teej. A final chance to turn His back on destiny and live the simple life of a humble Kiwi.
 
The devil Null tempted TJ by promising Him a forum of His own, but lo! our Lord refused him. Now comes The Last Temptation of Teej. A final chance to turn His back on destiny and live the simple life of a humble Kiwi.

But......but the people Peter! If Lord Church falls.....it will be chaos in the street! THE STATUS QUO PETER!
 
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