Beauty in all sizes 3/18/19 - Putting glitter on a turd

On a scale of 1-10, how beautiful is Al?

  • 1- very ugly

    Votos: 145 43.5%

  • 2

    Votos: 45 13.5%

  • 3

    Votos: 43 12.9%

  • 4

    Votos: 17 5.1%

  • 5- average

    Votos: 10 3.0%

  • 6

    Votos: 4 1.2%

  • 7

    Votos: 0 0.0%

  • 8

    Votos: 0 0.0%

  • 9

    Votos: 1 0.3%

  • 10- one of the most beautiful people in the world

    Votos: 68 20.4%
  • Total de votantes
    333
0:23 - she said she received the package from Ulta that she ordered a couple of weeks ago

did the post office ship the package by foot? How in the world could it take 2 weeks to ship makeup to bum fuck Kentucky?
 
That face you make when the shimmer highlight does the opposite of what it should do and dims down your skin because the skin around it is so fucking greasy
698802
 
'My eyes are small, probably because I'm a little fat'-The Queen of Delusion

'I'm a little fat'

'a little fat'

'little fat'

:story:
 
your fat over worked heart doesn't feel beautiful AL. that's why it stopped pumping blood to your legs and brain a long time ago. and maybe why you stop breathing in the middle night because it just wants to kill itself and die already because it's tired of taking care of a 600 pound body.
 
AFAIK you are supposed to put on highlighter with your fingers, I don't know why she doesn't just smear some hair grease onto her cheeks though. There's no point in doing anything to contour her face anyway.
 
I love how she's all obsessed with Jstar. <Yes I like Jeffree Star. I'll admit to it, it's why I find this more epically funny. Is Epically a proper word?>

Jstar would destroy Hamber. I don't think Jstar would do any thing but insult her, belittle, and point out her faults. I've never seen him coddle an internet failure. She probably only adores Jstar because he went from some corner of youtube to selling merchandise etc and having his own product lines.

Except Jstar actually worked, and does work. Also Jstar isn't 600 pounds. Get a grip Hamber. If you want a realistic hero to adore, find a trained walrus or elephant seal. You could sit in a giant tub of dirty water and be thrown treats as well.
 
Some fat people can be beautiful before a certain size, but Amber you are way past that size and you are not beautiful and you never will be you greasy yeasty hagraven fat abusive fuck.
 
Very telling video.

  • Amber shows that she is more interested in looks than quality. When she opens the packages for the brushes and mascara she's over the moon with how they look (the mascara has little crystals on the container). She also praises the brushes for the color scheme on the handle, but only barely touches them.
  • Quantity over quality all the way. She bought several sets of eye shadows (I think). Reacts the exact same way while opening each one of them, using the same words. Doesn't try any, but "loves" them all. She's 28 and doesn't know yet which colors work best for her?
  • Her lack of care for her "job" is highlighted when she's showing one of the eye shadow sets. You can see the TV reflected on the mirror and it's on.
  • I guess money is running low because the rest of the "haul" are miscellaneous crap from the dollar store and Walmart. Amber is so far up her own ass that she thinks it's relevant and/or hip to show off hair brushes she bought from the dollar store.
  • Amber bought a handful of different highlighters. I guess she's hoping that those will be able to trick people into thinking she's losing, or at least not gaining weight. The problem is that she's too lazy to apply them each time she films, and she doesn't know how to use them (she tried one out and ended up with a weird shiny line on the area where she assumes her cheek bone is). She missed a great chance to try her new "OMG brushes with awesome color scheme" and applied the highlight with her fingers.
  • There are many cuts in the video, some of which I'm thankful for. She cut out her fight with each package, for example, so we don't see her struggling to open them. Even though there are many cuts, her breathing becomes more labored as the video progresses.
  • Amber is too obtuse to make a haul video and will probably take it to Twitter to complain about people not liking this video. Even Amy Slaton knows to try the shit makeup she shows on camera. Amber didn't even sampled them on her hand. But then again, it might be harder to return them if they were used.
 
Guardsman42 dijo:
I love how she's all obsessed with Jstar. <Yes I like Jeffree Star. I'll admit to it, it's why I find this more epically funny. Is Epically a proper word?>

Jstar would destroy Hamber. I don't think Jstar would do any thing but insult her, belittle, and point out her faults. I've never seen him coddle an internet failure. She probably only adores Jstar because he went from some corner of youtube to selling merchandise etc and having his own product lines.

Except Jstar actually worked, and does work. Also Jstar isn't 600 pounds. Get a grip Hamber. If you want a realistic hero to adore, find a trained walrus or elephant seal. You could sit in a giant tub of dirty water and be thrown treats as well.
Presiona para expandir...
"I'll admit to it" gorl really?? Jstar is crying tears of joy from your blessing of approval, thank you O Great Youtube Celebrity Amblord.
I am literuhly shooketh by your delusions.
 
All these screencaps have a real uncanny valley quality to them. Could she wash herself before caking on a coat of make-up?

I'm so glad she thought to share all this stuff she threw money at that she's never going to use.
 
She just wants to buy things. I don't know about the other ítems, but the eyeshadow palette were heavily roasted by the beauty community when they were realeased… Why buying something nice when you can actually buy tons of garbage
 
FitBitch dijo:
All these screencaps have a real uncanny valley quality to them. Could she wash herself before caking on a coat of make-up?

I'm so glad she thought to share all this stuff she threw money at that she's never going to use.
Presiona para expandir...
I am :optimistic: that she will use all this makeup. I think our big gorl wants a new hot and spicy love in her life so she can stick it to destiny for marrying someone other than her. With all this makeup, 37 snapchat filters, and a camera angle from the 4th dimension she can just barely pass as a 300 elbees dreamboat for some poor bastard to take in.

May god have mercy on that poor soul...
 
Debes iniciar sesión o registrarte para responder aquí.
Atrás
Top Abajo