Write one sentence to your young self about your future.

[Black Waltz]

Everyone will forget you exist by the time you leave school, accept it and move on.

 

[Rampage1986]

Don't major in stupid degrees and be competent

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

You'll get to have sex.

 

[Apocalypso]

Go get laid.

 

[AprilRains]

Save yourself; kill them all.

 

[Memeneeto]

Cut your damn hair you emo faggot.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Don't watch all those horror movies during puberty.

 

[Shokaract]

Stop eating so much you fat fuck.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Stop pretending to like girls you faggot.

 

[Ali della Fenice]

Don't watch all those horror movies during puberty.

Maybe a time machine would be more appropriate in your case, with all the stuff you have to say.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Maybe a time machine would be more appropriate in your case, with all the stuff you have to say.

I'd probably end up murdering lil me

 

[GloryHole Stalker]

You really fucked up... dumbass.

 

[PT 940]

Almost everyone you'll ever meet is a temporary fixture in your life, and when you part ways it's not because you weren't good enough.

 

[KiwiKritter]

“Don’t trust anyone and focus on yourself”

 

[Quoookie]

Hey dipshit, don't ever look back.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Start masturbating vigorously to tranny porn now, because in the future only women have penises.

 

[UW 411]

Hey, lil Spl00ge - just a heads up... The BFG is a lying cunt, you will never achieve flight no matter how much you hop, skip and jump. Tard.

 

[Chocolate Guy]

School will go better if you just stop procrastinating.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Here are next week's lottery numbers.

 

[Uterus Burns]

You might as well kill yourself