Love on the farms - I know this shit is corny but i'm interested

will kiwi farms users ever fall in love irl

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Autisimodo dijo:
, but I'm genuinely interested in hearing about some of the better/worst dating advice you've been told.
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OK well for what it's worth...

1. Be happy being single. Shit relationships are far worse than being single. I know too many people who lurch from cad to cad because they just don’t want to be single. But if you’re happy, or at least tolerate being single there’s no pressure and you’re less likely to end up with someone abusive, unpleasant or crazy.

2. Treat women like fellow humans. Not princesses, not on a pedestal, ( that way lies the Madonna/whore thing, don’t go there), just as fellow humans with respect and humour and good faith. Ditch anyone who doesn’t treat you the same, or who makes you feel bad.

3. If you ask any number of people out, at some point you’ll get knocked back. Try not to take it to heart. It doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with you. Statistically it’d be crazy to get a yes every time, right?

4. I see the idea online a lot that women just want ‘chads.’ This is by and large not true. There’s a subset of women (and men) who are shallow enough to go on looks/money etc alone. Avoid them. Most women just want a decent life partner who makes them laugh, pulls their weight around the house/with the kids, is faithful, loving and dependable and has a similar world view. They genuinely don’t care much about looks or riches.

5. Don’t be too hard on yourself. There are seven billion humans on the planet. It’s unlikely you're truly undateable and if the internet has taught us anything it's that there’s something for everyone.

Man, that was emotional. I’m off to kick some kittens to make up for it.

Oh and the worst dating advice I ever got? Some daft cow who told me she wouldn’t ever date a man who didn’t moisturise and manicure. Then wondered why she kept dating men in the closet. Some people, eh?
 
Love is for fags.

Unless it's the love a man has for a good knife. A good knife will never betray you, will always be by your side, and will help you remove pesky neighbors and their annoying dog.
 
Okkervils dijo:
No chads, they're gross.
Why can't you believe I'm willing to love those who are different?
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Mhhh, you convinced me.
No chad would touch someone who likes tardbabies.
Otterly dijo:
OK well for what it's worth...

1. Be happy being single. Shit relationships are far worse than being single. I know too many people who lurch from cad to cad because they just don’t want to be single. But if you’re happy, or at least tolerate being single there’s no pressure and you’re less likely to end up with someone abusive, unpleasant or crazy.

2. Treat women like fellow humans. Not princesses, not on a pedestal, ( that way lies the Madonna/whore thing, don’t go there), just as fellow humans with respect and humour and good faith. Ditch anyone who doesn’t treat you the same, or who makes you feel bad.

3. If you ask any number of people out, at some point you’ll get knocked back. Try not to take it to heart. It doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with you. Statistically it’d be crazy to get a yes every time, right?

4. I see the idea online a lot that women just want ‘chads.’ This is by and large not true. There’s a subset of women (and men) who are shallow enough to go on looks/money etc alone. Avoid them. Most women just want a decent life partner who makes them laugh, pulls their weight around the house/with the kids, is faithful, loving and dependable and has a similar world view. They genuinely don’t care much about looks or riches.

5. Don’t be too hard on yourself. There are seven billion humans on the planet. It’s unlikely you're truly undateable and if the internet has taught us anything it's that there’s something for everyone.

Man, that was emotional. I’m off to kick some kittens to make up for it.

Oh and the worst dating advice I ever got? Some daft cow who told me she wouldn’t ever date a man who didn’t moisturise and manicure. Then wondered why she kept dating men in the closet. Some people, eh?
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1) true, but it will come a time sooner or later, that you'll start to desire having a partner.
When youre at that age (35-40) still single and you come home in the evening and the only thing waiting for you at home is your pet, you'll feel that way and it is natural.

2 true.

3) also true but it goes without saying that the more good looking you are the less rejected you will be.

4) chad or not, if a woman doesnt like your face, not a thing you can do. Some of them genuinely dont care but, I think they are in the minority.
 
Medicated dijo:
I believe you, but it sounds like it might be a fetish or something. You don't put guys in diapers and rock them to sleep or anything do you?
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No, haha. I've been shitposting in this thread most of the time so take what I say with a grain of salt but I genuinely tend to be attracted to those who are a bit different than the norm, probably because I am fairly weird myself.
 
Okkervils dijo:
No, haha. I've been shitposting in this thread most of the time so take what I say with a grain of salt but I genuinely tend to be attracted to those who are a bit different than the norm, probably because I am fairly weird myself.
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Well you can never be too sure when it comes to this website. But weird in what way? Most people say they are weird, and then all you find out is that they don't leave the house often, and are just dicking around on the internet or playing games. So the idea of weird is a pretty nebulous term, especially when it comes to this website.

For example, in my spare time I collect photos of women with unusual proportions. I just think they are interesting.
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On KF on a scale of 1-10 how weird is that? Because that's probably the weirdest thing I do.
 
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Medicated dijo:
you find out is that they don't leave the house often, and are just dicking around on the internet or playing games.
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That's my preferred type, loners. It's not too weird but they usually have the kind of sense of humor I enjoy and that's a big thing for me.


Medicated dijo:
For example, in my spare time I collect photos of women with unusual proportions. I just think they are interesting.
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That's amazing. I really like you now.
 
Medicated dijo:
From my experience and observations, the men who are autists typically have the most interests in common with tumblr, the shippers and the gothic lolitas. They both like anime, they both like videogames, they both will be into obscure interests.

HOWEVER. You'll find that most of them have different ideas of how the relationship should work. The tumblr girl typically discovers during the relationship, they actually want a traditional b/f take them out to dinners, have a special 1 year anniversary event, and provide for them. Basically they are the trad girl from the 1970's who wrote Kirk/Spock slash, dressed up as a intersectional feminist.

The autist guy fell for the stupid Disney movies and equality propaganda, and believes that if you can find the right one, nothing else really matters, as long as you get along. And they then get blindsided as the weeb tumblr girl suddenly realizes that having a b/f is shit if you aren't a normie trad b/f. And if they want sex they can just jump on Tinder for someone hotter. So she decides to break it off.

I'm sure there are exceptions, but this is what I generally see happening, and reading about.
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That first part is pretty much a spot-on description of me and my relatively normie gf and a couple of my friends. I'd like to think I don't fall for the whole Disney fairytale bs but :optimistic:.
 
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