YT 03/07/19 - Fan sends Chris a Switch

[Subconcious Offense]

Does his wife approve of him spending money on toys for a loser instead of his own kids?

 

[Time of Space]

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If true, it again shows that once you acquaint yourself with the faeces, a destiny as a sperg is unavoidable.

 

[Gunslinger]

Why would you ever want to live with a literal autist?

That room Chris is recording this in? It's the cleanest in his house. Anyone who can survive fifteen minutes in his house without a HEPA mask is either a mutant or has lost all senses from sniffing paint or otherwise.

Leave the guy alone, two more autists moving in with him just cannot be entertaining. It's a move for attention.

If they're gonna adopt an autist, they could at least get one that's housebroken.

 

[GS 281]

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From the author of the Chris Comic - I’m inclined to believe him since I don’t think he’s someone who’d lie in this situation when there’s no obvious benefit for him

I dunno what a GiBi is, but if it is this guy below, its not Cap. IIRC, he got doxed in a chris thread on /cow/ and definitely doesn't look or sound anything like this tard.

 

[Old Greg]

How long until Chris gets bored of his new toy? Does he still use the exercise machine he purchased a few months back?

 

[Tikbalang]

How long until Chris gets bored of his new toy? Does he still use the exercise machine he purchased a few months back?

How long until Chris gets bored of his new toy?

If he has 1 game, it would take at least a week if he plays it more than 12 hours a day

Does he still use the exercise machine he purchased a few months back?

Since he has autism and exercising is not on his routine, it'll be a part of the hoard collecting dust.

 

[GrimaceCWC420]

I dunno what a GiBi is, but if it is this guy below, its not Cap. IIRC, he got doxed in a chris thread on /cow/ and definitely doesn't look or sound anything like this tard.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9Hu4scavLkg

"GiBi" apparently stands for Good Idea Bad Idea according to him. He can be such a SPED at times. Remember when he thought Barb was The Captain?

 

[zap2theextreme]

The Captain is the new Clyde Cash as in every new trolling scheme or counter troll op is attributed to him

 

[Marvin]

he simply could of put it in his room at best. I used to have mine in my room for convenience

Why does everyone think it was his coffeemaker and not Barb's? Why does everyone think Chris set it up and not Barb? (Or Barb didn't tell him what to do?)

I can explain it in a better way. It all goes back to the old saying of "Why do we keep rewarding stupid people?" It has gotten to a point that Christine is able to get what she wants with 0 effort. She could have saved for a Switch but chooses to waste money on things that she does not need in the long run. For years, she complains about having financial problems and knows that it could be solved by saving money and reducing impulse spending. She barley meets her patreon requirements yet people are still dumb enough to give her money because giving money to her is the new trolling. Its like with Amberlynn Reid in which Christine has learned how to lie about stuff and somehow pull sympathy from gullible people to get money or presents. At the end of the day, she gets to enjoy a switch but it is not going to change anything. She will still beg for money, continue to waste said money on toys instead of her massive growing debt, and find "white knights" who knows how to get Chris to do and say stupid stuff while waving money and a promise of friendship at her face.

Chris lives in a crack house.

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From the author of the Chris Comic - I’m inclined to believe him since I don’t think he’s someone who’d lie in this situation when there’s no obvious benefit for him

lol

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

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From the author of the Chris Comic - I’m not sure what to think

Apparently Bryan's twitter got hacked and that was posted during that. Also something like "I suck Chris Chans cock", similar tweets and then random numbers and his (presumably) own home address. So I don't know how true that is. Unfortunately I didn't cap any of it.

 

[johnny5150]

With his debt piling up, how long before we see his switch up on eBay with his scribble of a signature on it?

 

[Marvin]

With his debt piling up, how long before we see his switch up on eBay with his scribble of a signature on it?

Debt piling up?

 

[depressedfurry]

With his debt piling up, how long before we see his switch up on eBay with his scribble of a signature on it?

That's silly, Chris only sells things with absolutely no value

 

[Chan the Wizard]

All of you seem to be missing the obvious that Chris has finally found his true love.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

Chris is apparently playing smash now. Gonna see if I can invite him to a game.
Edit: Shit, there's not an invite system. Should I just wait and hope he comes in? There's no messaging system on the switch either, so I just have to hope and pray that he joins the arena. I'm not going to create a twitter account just to ask Chris to battle with me, this feels w3enish enough as is. Don't have recording software either. Have any other kiwis added him?

 

[johnny5150]

Debt piling up?

Yea debt from his two court cases.

 

[Marvin]

Yea debt from his two court cases.

Haven't heard anything about it in awhile. I think it'll just slink away as usual.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

I give up. Chris isn't worth it, especially when I can't get footage. If anyone else wants to try friending him and recording it, go ahead.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I give up. Chris isn't worth it, especially when I can't get footage. If anyone else wants to try friending him and recording it, go ahead.

I really hope you didn't invest more than 5 or 6 minutes in that before jumping ship, my dude.

Tho it would've been pretty funny if he'd shown up, just absolutely fucking decimated you, & then bounced.

(Sorry but you know I'm right.)

 

[awoo]

Should've sent him a Galaxy Note 7 bomb