YT 03/07/19 - Fan sends Chris a Switch

Hell he could've gone to Starbucks.
At 2 am ? I think I'd also brew my coffee at home. And if I happened to live with a fat harpy who compulsively held her purchases and piled so much clutter up that the kitchen was unusable, I'd have to make do.
 
But why?

You could treat yourself to something real nice with 300 bucks. Why spend all that money on someone that will accidentally get you doxxed?
Also, Chris doesn't say thanks a single time during the video. It's like he's congratulating this fan on a job well done rather than thanking her for such an expensive gift.
 
They wrote a note and put it in the box, expecting Chris to read it and understand to not give out details of their scheme.

Do these tards not know how common it is for Youtubers to make Unboxxing Videos?
 
hah hoisted by their own exceptional individual
You mean "hoisted by their own pet 'tard."
I've wanted one of these since release, but I can't afford it because I'm paying for college out of pocket This garbage human gets one for free for shitting himself and doing nothing. There is no justice in the world.
See, I'm in a similar position & was also feeling pretty salty about this (as well as having a shitty week in general), but you have to consider: Chris is an almost forty-year-old man who looks at least two decades older. His only family want nothing to do with him, including his ailing mother. He lives in literal shit, in a house he won't even own when Barb kicks it. He's managed to alienate everyone in his life, including the Brony community, of all people, & now lives in delusion because the gravity of his situation would crush him otherwise. Is that a life you'd trade for some vidya?
"Message us first!"
"I'm afraid other people could not be very trusted."

Welp, looks like we have another two psychos trying to possess Chris
Probably a con but it would be crazy if actual autists moved to Virginia just to have an in with Chris. Mentally ill crazy.
I honestly hope to Godbear these dipshits relocate just for Chris, only to have him blow them off.
 
But why?

You could treat yourself to something real nice with 300 bucks. Why spend all that money on someone that will accidentally get you doxxed?
Also, Chris doesn't say thanks a single time during the video. It's like he's congratulating this fan on a job well done rather than thanking her for such an expensive gift.

Indeed, why?
 
See, I'm in a similar position & was also feeling pretty salty about this (as well as having a shitty week in general), but you have to consider: Chris is an almost forty-year-old man who looks at least two decades older. His only family want nothing to do with him, including his ailing mother. He lives in literal shit, in a house he won't even own when Barb kicks it. He's managed to alienate everyone in his life, including the Brony community, of all people, & now lives in delusion because the gravity of his situation would crush him otherwise. Is that a life you'd trade for some vidya?

Yeah, I hope nobody gets mad over this. It's not that he got a Switch and someone else lost the opportunity to get one.

It's more like a Switch fell into a gorilla cage at a zoo. The best thing to do is watch what happens next.
 
I ain't mad. The excitement is just beginning. Chris is going to play Switch while 'Sara & Steve' have a harder and harder time getting in touch with him. Then they will resort of questionable tactics, at which point they will screw up and we will find out who they really are.

From there, doxing will commence and another set of lives will be ruined. And for what, you might ask? Nothing really.

Same cycle everytime. Only thing that changes are the people.
 
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