YT 03/07/19 - Fan sends Chris a Switch

[Subconcious Offense]

"Message us first!"
"I'm afraid other people could not be very trusted."
Welp, looks like we have another two psychos trying to possess Chris

If they were smart, it would be a stolen Switch. I doubt they have that kind of foresight, though.

 

[Bob's Ghost]

lmao, Chris shows a letter that specifically says "Do not read what's below on video or mention it online"

Life changing cunt? I've run into a couple of those.

 

[Chester Rigby]

TYPICAL CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER: discards the note and focuses on the present only.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I know I'm late to the party here and this may have been raised already, but I have a funny feeling Chris is dumb like a fox in this case. He realizes complete strangers sent him an expensive gift, along with instructions not to talk about/show this note they also sent him, the text of which even Chris should be able to recognize by now as the first steps of grooming someone, since it's happened to him 3 fucking times in the past year alone.

But he wants to keep that switch!

So what better to do then "oops! mez an autist! sowwy!" and show the whole note with the idea guy grooming shit in there, so that immediately Chris's White Knights will rise and fend off these latest two wannabes, and Chris gets a nice new Switch to decorate with ponies and sonichu and burn more of his tugboat on downloads.

 

[Ferris]

I want to see what Chris does to the Switch. I'm imagining the Joy-Cons spray painted in hideous shades of blue and yellow. What would be make the dock into?

 

[TwoDickSteve]

This saga where Chris only has verified followers has become less entertaining.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

This saga where Chris only has verified followers has become less entertaining.

It was entertaining in the first place?

 

[OrsonZedd]

Hey very nice. I hope he gets Mario Maker 2, I wanna play his levels.

 

[HeraldofNurgle]

If someone sent a note with the gift saying it was from someone like Princess Twilight Sparkle, would he honestly believe that? ?

 

[Raiken]

Oh boy another toy. I hope the sender will be happy with the atention.

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

Why would you ever want to live with a literal autist?

That room Chris is recording this in? It's the cleanest in his house. Anyone who can survive fifteen minutes in his house without a HEPA mask is either a mutant or has lost all senses from sniffing paint or otherwise.

Leave the guy alone, two more autists moving in with him just cannot be entertaining. It's a move for attention.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Everyone is talking about that the note is evidence of the sender's being kids and Chris is going to groom them, in reality, it's the kids grooming him.

 

[bigshot]

Everyone is talking about that the note is evidence of the sender's being kids and Chris is going to groom them, in reality, it's the kids grooming him.

That note is massively manipulative. Chris isn't the one doing the grooming here.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

That note is massively manipulative. Chris isn't the one doing the grooming here.

That's what I literally said.

 

[Time of Space]

It's funny to think about that they went through the trouble of spending 300 bucks, writing that note and (afaik) sliming up to Chris on Twitter only for that unread letter to be part of the hoard now.

"Yes, yes I read the letter and you said very nice things. Could I get this, this, this and this toy now, among which?"

 

[Snuckening]

That note is massively manipulative. Chris isn't the one doing the grooming here.

That letter is hillariously creepy. It reminds me of the letter in the 'Stan' music video-"you're my only friend.", "we're gonna be together soon", "you can't trust those other fans- they don't know you like I do..."

And the way Chris just pulls the handwritten note out of the box with the $300 electronics- just tosses the note aside, no "thank you", nothing, then goes straight to annoying the cat like nothing happened. Chris is alpha af. He has this weird way of asserting dominance over everyone he interacts with.

 

[Jack Awful]

Also I have to know: where the fuck do these spergs funding this more famous sperg get all their money?

Disability tugboat, like Chris.

 

[Zarkov]

Well there was also this coffee maker in the bathroom that caused a bit of problems, or maybe it was the cord but still, not a great history with electronic things in general I would say.

This was 100% Barb's fault. Chris had to loop the cord on top of the freakin' bathroom door because the hoarding made it impossible for him to set up the coffee brewer normally.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

This was 100% Barb's fault. Chris had to loop the cord over the freakin' bathroom door because the hoarding made it impossible for him to set up the coffee brewer normally.

But at the same time, he could've brewed his coffee somewhere else. Hell he could've gone to Starbucks.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He probably bought the Deluxe edition for Switch because it comes with the Airwing, which lets you play as Fox McCloud when you scan it (besides, it's a toy he can play with even if he didn't have the Switch). Since at the time he didn't have a Switch, I guess that's why he bought the PS4 version. Can anyone confirm?

And yeah, it's a waste of money for us, but for Chris, the more toys he hoards, the better.

At least that's a (fairly autistic) reason, he gets a childish plastic trinket. It's not the first time he buys the same game twice for extra-autistic reasons like "trophies".

Not to mention he used to buy spare consoles (Nintendo handhelds) so he could trade pokeymen with himself, which is as autistic as it is fucking sad.

By the way, there is a good ceiling shoot there and there is no trace of those dead eyed ceiling drawings. Maybe Barb mustered some last harpy strenght and barked at Chris to take those doodles off of her ceiling (or maybe the drawings were just out of shot).