YT 03/07/19 - Fan sends Chris a Switch

[Cedric_Eff]

Are these the Discord people or another group?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

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Also it's surprising Chris didn't spend tugboat on one already.

 

[God Emperor Rich Evans]

Chris always makes me feel nervous when I see the way he uses a knife.

Especially in this vid when the cat comes right up to the corner of the box while he's actively slicing it towards her.

 

[SpineySonichu]

Did you guys see Sylvia recoil when Chris went to pet her? What is he doing to that cat?

 

[Troonos]

I've wanted one of these since release, but I can't afford it because I'm paying for college out of pocket This garbage human gets one for free for shitting himself and doing nothing. There is no justice in the world.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

It's sad that they're expecting a call from Chris when Chris will be to busy playing switch to call.

Well more funny than sad.

They should instead be waiting for Null to call their mothers.

 

[Humba Wumba]

I have this strange feeling that Chris is going to either break the Switch or scratch it to hell, especially if he is going to take it out of the dock.

Ironically putting the switch inside the dock will scratch the glass, which is the biggest problem with the switch

It’s like two bucks or something. It’s literal pocket change.

I think it's like 30, half the price of PSN and XBOX

Did you guys see Sylvia recoil when Chris went to pet her? What is he doing to that cat?

Eh, sometimes cats just want their space. The same cat could be coming up to you for belly rubs when she is bored but 15 minutes later when she wants alone time she will pull that shit on you

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Did you guys see Sylvia recoil when Chris went to pet her? What is he doing to that cat?

 

[Looney Troons]

Perhaps it is backdoored or rootkitted, though unlikely. Lmao. Thanks for continuing to enable this manchild.

Edit: corrected man to manchild

 

[ToroidalBoat]

There is no justice in the world.

Chris' life is nothing to envy.

It's essentially a lifetime prison sentence, but with more toys.

 

[PolarChoco]

Ironically putting the switch inside the dock will scratch the glass, which is the biggest problem with the switch



I think it's like 30, half the price of PSN and XBOX



Eh, sometimes cats just want their space. The same cat could be coming up to you for belly rubs when she is bored but 15 minutes later when she wants alone time she will pull that shit on you

It's actually 20, but the service isn't that great compared to PSN and XBOX online. For example, Smash tends to lag too often. You'd need to buy a LAN adapter in order to have stable connection. I'm sure Chris would buy accesories for it, especially tempered glass for the console or a plastic screen protector.

As for the cat, he got them as feral kittens right? perhaps Sylvia is still not very comfortable being touched by Chris, especially if he pets her hard. It also depends on the cat's personality as you say.

 

[Humba Wumba]

Perhaps it is backdoored or rootkitted, though unlikely. Lmao. Thanks for continuing to enable this manchild.

Edit: corrected man to manchild

I frankly don't think any of the speds that send Chris stuff are tech savvy enough for that, at least I hope so

I am going to get a lot of autistic ratings but it makes me really happy when people send Chris games, lmfao. I am reading the posts ITT^^^^ like 'DUDE LIFE IS CRUEL LIFE IS PAIN WHY CHRIS GET SWITCH AND I NO GET GAMES REEE' with a bemused grin

 

[Humba Wumba]

It's actually 20, but the service isn't that great compared to PSN and XBOX online. For example, Smash tends to lag too often. You'd need to buy a LAN adapter in order to have stable connection. I'm sure Chris would buy accesories for it, especially tempered glass for the console or a plastic screen protector.

As for the cat, he got them as feral kittens right? perhaps Sylvia is still not very comfortable being touched by Chris, especially if he pets her hard. It also depends on the cat's personality as you say.

it seemed to me like the cat didn't really mind the petting, but she wasn't in the mood for it. she was just waiting for it to be over.

Going to powerlevel here but I scooped a feral kitten off the street in another life, after a few months, they sort of like 'oh I guess this is one of the humans that isn't going to kick me in the ribs and or throw ciggrates at me' and get nicer.

Expect like a solid month of the cat hiding under your bed in the corner shitting there and pissing on the walls and if you go within 50 feet of her panicking and running under your bed to shit

 

[YayLasagna]

I've wanted one of these since release, but I can't afford it because I'm funding my education without any outside help. This garbage human gets one for free for shitting himself and doing nothing. There is no justice in the world.

You should tell us your name and address so we can send you gifts.

 

[Looney Troons]

I frankly don't think any of the speds that send Chris stuff are tech savvy enough for that, at least I hope so

I am going to get a lot of autistic ratings but it makes me really happy when people send Chris games, lmfao. I am reading the posts ITT^^^^ like 'DUDE LIFE IS CRUEL LIFE IS PAIN WHY CHRIS GET SWITCH AND I NO GET GAMES REEE' with a bemused grin

I’ll partially agree with that. I don’t see the point of the bitching. Chris got a Nintendo Switch. Wow, good for him. He lost his dignity years ago. Literally received a toy that will be obsoleted in a few years because he’s popular on the internet for fucking a blow up doll.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

Sylvia's still alive, so that's good I guess.

Also, I don't think Chris is wearing anything underneath that bathrobe.

 

[Venom Snake]

I've wanted one of these since release, but I can't afford it because I'm funding my education without any outside help. This garbage human gets one for free for shitting himself and doing nothing. There is no justice in the world.

You must be new here...

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Did you guys see Sylvia recoil when Chris went to pet her? What is he doing to that cat?

It might have something to do with the presence of Clover and Snoopy. They're loud and aggressive, so it'd make sense if the cat is a bit jumpy.

 

[Marvin]

They should instead be waiting for Null to call their mothers.

Is this going to be the next "joke" you cram into every thread for the next couple of years?

 

[AsianChris]

Unfortunately, at least one exceptional will give him something. I don't doubt he will get his switch from some attwhore.

I wasn't wrong after all.