YT 03/07/19 - Fan sends Chris a Switch

[CatParty]

if chris does a soyboy selfie with the switch it will be worth it

 

[UE 558]

Their parents, most likely.

Fug, I felt guilty after spending $44 on both Nier games last week and these retards can just casually give $300 gifts to fat autistic men without giving a fuck. I need to find myself a paypig

 

[PolarChoco]

Did anyone else notice how Chris said he brought the same game twice? One for PS4 and one for Switch?
Kind of a waste of money...

He probably bought the Deluxe edition for Switch because it comes with the Airwing, which lets you play as Fox McCloud when you scan it (besides, it's a toy he can play with even if he didn't have the Switch). Since at the time he didn't have a Switch, I guess that's why he bought the PS4 version. Can anyone confirm?

And yeah, it's a waste of money for us, but for Chris, the more toys he hoards, the better.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

The way Chris holds that huge knife is really discomforting.

Great, now the Xbone he decided to splurge on for no reason like a year and a half ago can collect even more dust

He's actually on his second xbone, think he got the 4k one. (And probably doesn't own a 4k tv.)

 

[Oregano]

That letter is sad. "We wanna become best friends with you, you're gonna be our only friend blah blah.."
Also, how long till we see Chris splurging his next tugboat on a shit ton of $60 games and a bunch of indie shit he'll never touch?

 

[Poiseon]

Fug, I felt guilty after spending $44 on both Nier games last week and these exceptional individuals can just casually give $300 gifts to fat autistic men without giving a fuck. I need to find myself a paypig

Go on DeviantArt and advertise that you'll Rp Colon 3 for money and you'll get plenty.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

More shit to add to the hoard. Like he needs more plastic in his life. He's practically living in a landfill.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Probably a con but it would be crazy if actual autists moved to Virginia just to have an in with Chris. Mentally ill crazy.

 

[Ray Streip]

Those poor controllers will be painted over in that tacky sky blue in no time.

 

[PolarChoco]

Some Twitter sped is allegedly sending Chris a Switch
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This is the person who sent him the console.

 

[semiSolidMeteor]

This is the person who sent him the console.

Another arsehole trying to get Chris' attention with money. Not to say it won't work.

 

[Voltaire]

Daily reminder you will never have a stranger from the internet send you a video game console.

 

[Wraith]

How long before characters from any new Switch games he plays enters his grasp and puts them in his universe?

 

[Bassomatic]

I think the only thing funnier than Chris feeling this was owed to him is how angry people here will get online.

Honestly, this is one step from buying a hobo a beer anymore, it's just a new toy to avoid the horror of being Chris. Who ever did it, bravo you trolled yourself out 300 dollars, let Chris hide from the real world, and angered half of KF.

 

[zap2theextreme]

lmao, Chris shows a letter that specifically says "Do not read what's below on video or mention it online"

hah hoisted by their own retard

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

"I'd like us to become best friends over time...Us moving to Virginia will be a life-changing event. And you will become our only friend around."

I know this is probably just some kind of bullshit trolling attempt, but can you imagine being someone who is so exceptional and socially inept that their idea of trying to make friends in their new home is to buy OPL's love with toys?

 

[zap2theextreme]

It's literally just been one conman after the other. Chris' has had barely a month or two to himself before some charlatan slides into his life.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

It's funny that Chris thinks doxing is saying someone's name, when it's actually what he does all the time: fail to self-censor what should be private information.

Moving to Virginia just to troll Chris, that's some next-level sped-toolery. Also, how can he stand all that clinking and shit from all the jewelry he wears.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Chris always makes me feel nervous when I see the way he uses a knife.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's sad that they're expecting a call from Chris when Chris will be to busy playing switch to call.

Well more funny than sad.