Whoa whoa whoa. You are my new favorite person. This i was not expecting. Excellent find. Changing your name to "Magus" is a pretty big step toward actual cow status as far as im concerned. I hear you about listening to him... if im in the right mood i can nerd out and appreciate the content to spme extent. But after about the 40th "if you understand what im saying" i start losing patience.
Yeah it's pretty weird, but I don't think he'd make a good cow simply because he isn't active on any social media and knows to stay away from controversial subjects (I think he shares his hot opinions on Halloween but he never puts those streams up on Youtube and his twitch archives are very limited). If there were a thread about him it would be mostly ruminating about all the stuff in his past he tried to bury and people complaining about the videos he puts out like we see in many media cow threads, but that's not really good content. I don't think there would ever be a "happening", like we see a lot from our proper cows. But it's still pretty interesting to try and figure stuff out about him, since he has a spotty past, tries to keep it under wraps and at the same time seemingly bullshits a lot to make himself look more interesting.
Imagine making a living off of the internet and not at some point going, "Hm. I shouldn't make 80% of my money off the most unstable platform on the internet". Shitty merch? Patreon? Sponsorships? Nah man.
Is this the Sky High guy?
I think it's more CA related autism dominating the sphere of analyzing pop culture and kids movies for Youtube, as a lot of people have been CA affiliated have gotten very political. The kinds of people who make and consume these videos probably love Lindsey Ellis, Folding Ideas, and all them.
damn, great summary Blanco, also a note for people who might look into the playthroughs, keep an eye out for the sonic adventure 2 ones, its basically an intervention where mumkey talks to assburger about his life and how he got depressed and more or less paints him as a stereotypical incel. By the final part burger sounds defeated and says having his beaten GF validated his life.I'd say he qualifies anyway, even if only under our brand new "Trashfire" label. I decided to archive some things if anyone else want to look through:
Original Brandon "AssBurger" Ocampo arrest announcement from Mumkey: (You can find more on this by searching for "mumkey" in this thread)
videoplayback.mp4
Rekeita's stream going over the immediate legal implications of the Nov 23rd, 2018 incident:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1_1vvY3e4l0
List of charges:
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There's a long bit of silence as AssBurger is too busy with his legal troubles to larp as a rapper on the internet. He reappears on Feb 12th, 2019 and in characteristic fashion, his ego is unable to take the fact that he's a women beater He instead decides that Mumkey lied about what was going on (for some reason) while he was blackout drunk and that he's really an innocent victim in all this:
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The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "To the people constantly …
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unindicted, like straight up unindicted on Twitter: "To anyone who ca…
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When confronted with evidence in an ongoing legal matter, Brandon decided the smart thing to do was delete it:
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The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "Don't believe me, believe…
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On March 2nd, 2019, Mumkey tweets out that AssBurger has sent several DMCAs against his videos on Vimeo out of spite:
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In response, Mumkey announces that he's going to auction off all of the kitchenware AssBurger left behind and donate the money to charity if Brandon doesn't pick it up:
The Assburger Auction!.mp4
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AssBurger and his Stockholm girlfriend, Jackie, try claiming that Mumkey swatted them by calling the police and are interested in pursuing legal action:
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The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "According to an ongoing D…
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The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "man i sure do wish i had …
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The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "@nickrekieta i'd love to …
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This is just what's sprung from the beating, there's an entire lore that can be found in the gaming videos Mumkey's continuing to upload the archives for, Brandon is the poster-child for a manchild unable to handle the simplest of first world problems.
I will give folding ideas credit that he actually talks about the technical aspects of film besides just reeeeing over neoliberal capitalist propaganda
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I never understood nolstiagla fags, they played the same games they played as an adult they would say how shitty and hard it is.