💀 Horrorcow Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation - A Tragicomic Tale of Psychiatric Munchausen's by Proxy

[large_farva]

Take it with a grain of salt because it's Susan and we know she lies, but this lie detector post is revealing. Who is being accused of lying? Why would a lie detector test be needed right now?

 

[lameandgay2]

The state is Susan's baby daddy. The state pays her enough to keep 10 kids.

The only reason she bitches and moans about child support is because it's another way to keep Michael in her life. Fuck you for leaving my crazy ass Michael! Pay me!

Takes two to make a baby Susan. Michael didn't implant a fertilized embryo in your womb while you slept.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Where does the money go?

 

[Toohottotrot]

drugs/workers

 

[Lord of Blue Pot Flies]

Where does the money go?

1. Drug copays
2. the bagel place
3. Denny's
4. Junk snacks
5. Workers/therapist/Bodhi's bum wiper
6. Animals
7. Rent
8. Internet
9. Phone and utilities
10. Benadryl

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Workers are part of the kids' services, so nope.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

So I imagine there's a high chance for a flimed insert scene with Dr Phil after the episode taping right? Not seen the show in years but I assume in a case like this there would be a thing where they address what happened afterward. Because I'm sure the show crew are pleased as punch that they set this treatment up and Susan f'ed it up last minute.

 

[multiverse]

1. Drug copays
2. the bagel place
3. Denny's
4. Junk snacks
5. Workers/therapist/Bodhi's bum wiper
6. Animals
7. Rent
8. Internet
9. Phone and utilities
10. Benadryl

11. The loan sharks who gave Susan $15k at an 89%+ interest rate
12. Insurance on the bmw

 

[Cataloons]

So I imagine there's a high chance for a flimed insert scene with Dr Phil after the episode taping right?

Yup. It's usually him on the stage in an empty set, talking to camera, generally saying something like "now, y'all watched what happened on the stage with Susan, but you won't believe what happened back stage/after filming/what happened next..."

 

[Graphene]

 

[Lord of Blue Pot Flies]

Would it be possible to add age & avg weight to this?

 

[ibewwife1990]

1. Drug copays
2. the bagel place
3. Denny's
4. Junk snacks
5. Workers/therapist/Bodhi's bum wiper
6. Animals
7. Rent
8. Internet
9. Phone and utilities
10. Benadryl

I'm wondering the same thing. Especially since I gave them a car for free (they just had to register and take care of it) because they needed one soooooo badly.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

The hilarious part is he actually NEEDS Vyvanse. Boy needs some FOCUS.

 

[sugarcummies]

Lmao Susan is so hopelessly bitter and still in love with Michael. She still has yet to drop Schofield from her name. How dare he impregnate another woman?!

 

[LilNuTTz]

You know how they get secret footage of green room before and after of guests? I hope to fuck they did and they catch her picking her ass and smelling it, then saying some fucked up shit about how shes gonna pull one over on Michael or something along those lines.

I also assume the second episode is going to focus on what COS actually looks like, and all the emails, phone calls and texts with excuse after excuse of why she couldnt get to Texas. Hopefully the doc calls her out on MBP and invites Michael to an all expense paid trip with both kids to somewhere to be properly evaluated, that would be some shit.

Aside from all that, does anyone else feel like Monday is Christmas and we finally get that big present weve all been waiting for since we wrote our lists, or is it just me??

 

[Lord of Blue Pot Flies]

There's a full blown Michael bashing session happening but here's a particular gem...can somebody say Parental Alienation?

 

[AF 802]

There's a full blown Michael bashing session happening but here's a particular gem...can somebody say Parental Alientation?Ver archivo adjunto 673050

to be honest, knowing how cory is, is staying with cory and susan any better at this point?

 

[Toohottotrot]

I doubt whether mike wants that for either of them

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Does Bodhi have swallowing issues? It looks like he has thickener in his drink, and I've noted he has some hangups when he eats since 2017.

Also, yeah, Jani should be sterilized.

 

[large_farva]

I was trying to figure out what he had in his drink, too. Didn't look like thickener, looked like crushed up pills.