💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Rei is shit]

I love how jack starts criticizing the design of this thing before he has even used it. Especially when he starts the video by saying"its an electric chip smoker... I don't know what that means"

Highlight of the video is finally getting a good idea of how many grills jack owns.

 

[Aaway]

He's the ultimate manchild 18-year-old brah, it's both infuriating and hilarious. He even eats like a teenage boy.

I imagine him in his backwards cap sticking his tongue out at 50-something and going like "Yeah Jr. give her the shocker BRAH!" and he uses his good arm to flop his other one on the table and push his ring finger ingo his palm and awkwardly shuffle it into a fist, then hold it up, proud and limp--"two in the pink, one in the stink amitrite--get her unaware bro bitches love it when you manhandle them and act manly and aggressive!" "Grab her like the pussy, its like a bowling ball amirite?!"

He would never do that actually, but it seems like just somewhere under the surface, that version of Jack is just biding and growing, it's like a swear jar but every time Jack has to pretend to be a Christian, he feeds that little demon inside him.

the way he dresses in his JOTG videos infuriates me

like why is a 50 year old man wearing a minescraft snapback cap?

 

[AnOminous]

Remember, Jack goes to a fundie megachurch with a preacher who wants to kill Palestinian babies with napalm.

Plus he's a legit convicted murderer.

 

[Adamska]

Highlight of the video is finally getting a good idea of how many grills jack owns.
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I reckon that if Jack survives his next stroke, we may be seeing a hoarder saga soon.

Seriously, you don't need so many fucking grills unless you are starting a small vendor business or some shit.

 

[Aaway]

wait. this guy wants to do a 5k in 3 months and is bragging about how he just walked around the mall without needing to rest?

 

[Skeletor]

I wonder how many of his views are just for the lols.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

He has to work his way up to a 3 mile walk?

Last I checked, a stroked out arm doesn’t slow your roll THAT much.

 

[Zero fks to give]

I love how jack starts criticizing the design of this thing before he has even used it. Especially when he starts the video by saying"its an electric chip smoker... I don't know what that means"

Highlight of the video is finally getting a good idea of how many grills jack owns.
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Do he's clearly

I reckon that if Jack survives his next stroke, we may be seeing a hoarder saga soon.

Seriously, you don't need so many fucking grills unless you are starting a small vendor business or some shit.

Ha ha I was. just wondering if he'll be on hoarders I bet Tammy is so pissed he's spending money on sauce and rub when they have a garage full of his shit.

Random Jack shit : why does he bother having her strap that watch on him everyday?
I hope he hangs on long enough so we can see the wedding!

 

[Clark W. Griswold]

Having Jack in your store is bad for business, period.

Not food related. I remember this story very well, I remember most dickshit customers so I can refuse them service later on.

Been away for awhile but I'm back around. I never clarified on my original post about Jack being an elitist dickshit to me and my employees. I used to run a game store in shopping district about 15 minutes from Hendersonville, which I assume is where his hovel is. He came in one day and balked at the pricing on my wares (my games were priced VERY competitively because of the numerous Gamestops close to me, hell there were a few new releases I got a deal on like COD:Ghosts for XB1 and was selling for $39 new on day one for example). He was being very open and loud about me being a scam artist on a few titles (Show me another brick and mortar store that would sell you a copy of Contra for $19.99 with a manual and a 14 day return policy, but I digress). He was interested in a few titles but wasn't having the pricing. Sometimes we get collectors in but usually they are regulars and I hook them up, but I was in a good mood that day so I tell him very simply "Make a stack, I'll call my boss, and give you a price.". So he picks out 5 NES games or so and looks at me. Bulk discounts are usually for the folks that are buying common/uncommon titles for their collections and buying 20-40 different titles at a time, but again, good mood day. I call my boss, he asks the names of the games, gives me the prices which knocked about 2 dollars off of each title, and I told Jack. This big piece of shit told me it was a rip off and everything was cheaper on ebay and blahblahblah.

My advice to him before he slunk out of the store "If these games are that cheap online, buy mine, sell them, and make a few bucks". Ugh.

yeah i'd rather a guy fall asleep in my restaurant than have fat ass jack come in and give my place a negative review because he was in a bad mood or too stupid to understand the menu

He actually tried to give us a negative review on Yelp, but Yelp apparently had denied it for some reason. He did put a 1 star review on Google reviews but its up anonymously and has no text.

 

[jakatak69]

He appeared in an episode of West Texas Investor's Club—a show that is similar to Shark Tank, only in Texas—wherein he fails at business and cooking. He also starts crying and giving an overly-sentimental speech when the investors accuse him of coming in the show just for the publicity.
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http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915

It is reality TV, so it should probably be taken with a grain of salt, though.

I have been searching to watch this episode somewhere, didn't find it, anybody here knows where to see it?

I read through the full 213 pages in this thread and decided to create an account because this community right here is too beautiful. United by our hate for Jack.

I found a cool "easter egg" in one of his video's.
At this moment in the video he is cutting up his strokefuel and he suddenly says "stay there, stay there!"; so I assume that that was to Jr. so that he wouldn't be in the video.
It angers me how he can be such a dick to his family about his shitty youtube channel. Jr. is probably mentally scarred from having a father that prefers stroking out on a shitty youtube channel than showing some love and affection to his son.

https://youtu.be/B6D6R78tobw?t=405

 

[captkrisma]

He actually tried to give us a negative review on Yelp, but Yelp apparently had denied it for some reason. He did put a 1 star review on Google reviews but its up anonymously and has no text.

Yelp actually does filter reviews and deny based off of some factors (like biased reviews). In this case Jack likely said that "competitors sold these games cheaper" and it triggered the filter. Other factors that activate the filter include multiple reviews from the same IP and lack of activity for the site.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

I have been searching to watch this episode somewhere, didn't find it, anybody here knows where to see it?

Ask and ye shall receive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY094H9fyJg

 

[Aaway]

yeah there's a bunch of moments throughout the years where jack has been a complete asshole to jack jr on camera. my favorite was during the infamous orlando series when jack yells at jr to move back with the camera to film him eating a hot dog

 

[JackDavis]

Ask and ye shall receive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY094H9fyJg

I just watched this, and hahaha holy shit is he so inept. If you have time, watch the episode, it's amazing.

"Spoiler" Alert:
They surprised him with wanting him to BBQ for 100 people the next day and he was shook. He said he had never BBQ'd with wood before, so what happened was the "sharks" if you will, felt bad and started to take over cooking duties from him. Jack saw this and started to mingle with the crowd instead and signing autographs like he was a huge star. Hahaha the SALT from when the judge faked him out, pretending to pick his plate then didn't is autistic as fuck. I really can't believe he got 2 out of 4 judges to choose his sauce over the supposed greatest BBQer in West Texas. Then the breakdown at the end LOL, the judges were like "what the fuck is going on?".

 

[Zero fks to give]

I just watched this, and hahaha holy shit is he so inept. If you have time, watch the episode, it's amazing.

"Spoiler" Alert:
They surprised him with wanting him to BBQ for 100 people the next day and he was shook. He said he had never BBQ'd with wood before, so what happened was the "sharks" if you will, felt bad and started to take over cooking duties from him. Jack saw this and started to mingle with the crowd instead and signing autographs like he was a huge star. Hahaha the SALT from when the judge faked him out, pretending to pick his plate then didn't is autistic as fuck. I really can't believe he got 2 out of 4 judges to choose his sauce over the supposed greatest BBQer in West Texas. Then the breakdown at the end LOL, the judges were like "what the fuck is going on?".

The Best was when he had the fake breakdown saying he takes care of everyone, that it was more important to make the people feel loved than to cook the meat. Fkng dead!

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

>"I answer every e-mail!"
>disables comments on his Youtube channel

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

I really can't believe he got 2 out of 4 judges to choose his sauce over the supposed greatest BBQer in West Texas.

It's the Coke vs. Pepsi thing. Add a bunch of sugar, and it'll win some blind taste tests, but that's just because you're only tasting a tiny bit. In normal quantities, sweeter doesn't automatically make it better.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

"Spoiler" Alert:
He said he had never BBQ'd with wood before

Taste the meat, not the heat I tell ya hwat.

 

[Zero fks to give]

Ask and ye shall receive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY094H9fyJg

Since I watched this hidden gem you tube is now recommending all sorts of lame jack episodes. One was his explanation of stroke #1. He said he had to edit and post THREE videos that week plus make a sauce delivery, it was all too much for him.

 

[Religion is Dead]

He's not even trying now.

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