getting help at 560 pounds (02/18/19)

I feel bad, this obese to beast guy seems legit like he's trying to be nice and soon we'll have a BLOCKED BY FITNESS YOUTUBER?‽‽‽‽ video because she can't help but be a rude cunt.

Yeah, he seems nice, but he also seems like he will take zero bullshit. She might have some initial success manipulating him in some minor ways, but he's got that aura that addiction counsellors have -- compassionate, but this ain't their first rodeo and they've already figured out what you're all about.

Mind you, I've only seen that one video of his, so I could be wrong. Unlike every YouTuber who says they're "not here for drama," he actually seems to NOT be here for drama.
 
She has the cognitive ability of a 5 year old. You guise should be happy I quit Optavia because you didn’t want me to do it in the first place now I’m going to lose weight the healthy way!!!! As if anyone other than her was actually worried that she was going to starve or about her METABOLISM. No one wanted you to do Optavia because we knew you were going to quit, but it wouldn’t have been bad to see you not fail, you know, just for a change. Had she actually lost weight no one would have complained because the goal at the end of the day is still weight loss. How does she not realize this.
 
I feel bad, this obese to beast guy seems legit like he's trying to be nice and soon we'll have a BLOCKED BY FITNESS YOUTUBER?‽‽‽‽ video because she can't help but be a rude cunt.

I been following him for ages and he is a sincerely good-hearted person...I mean...as far as I can tell! he always makes his videos with sincerity and his messages are always both positive and factual. No drama around him, etc. He's just a good guy who turned his life around.

BUT HEEEEEEEEEERE'S THE THING...he's all about honesty and accountability when it comes to weight-loss, fitness and health. Like he doesn't fuck around (in the nicest way possible). Honesty and accountability are two things our gorl is completely bankrupt in. He's got his work cut out for him because this bitch is going to shit-test him into oblivion in order to get out of making any changes, and then she's going to have another thing to blame when this inevitably fails.

Also I died laughing when she said she was "misunderstood"...bitch, we all know you TOO damn well at this point to where we can accurately predict everything about you. John is either gonna give up on AL or she's going to back him into a corner and force him.

Like...that's literally what's happening next. Best case scenario is she sticks with it for a month to flex on the haydurs and get a fresh crop of supporters, and then the mukbangs gonna start again. Can't tell me any different.
 
I been following him for ages and he is a sincerely good-hearted person...I mean...as far as I can tell! he always makes his videos with sincerity and his messages are always both positive and factual. No drama around him, etc. He's just a good guy who turned his life around.

BUT HEEEEEEEEEERE'S THE THING...he's all about honesty and accountability when it comes to weight-loss, fitness and health. Like he doesn't fuck around (in the nicest way possible). Honesty and accountability are two things our gorl is completely bankrupt in. He's got his work cut out for him because this bitch is going to shit-test him into oblivion in order to get out of making any changes, and then she's going to have another thing to blame when this inevitably fails.

Also I died laughing when she said she was "misunderstood"...bitch, we all know you TOO damn well at this point to where we can accurately predict everything about you. John is either gonna give up on AL or she's going to back him into a corner and force him.

Like...that's literally what's happening next. Best case scenario is she sticks with it for a month to flex on the haydurs and get a fresh crop of supporters, and then the mukbangs gonna start again. Can't tell me any different.

I decided to check his channel out and honestly, SHE may block HIM. He's nice, but like you said he has no time for bullshit and I think it'll be too much for our gorl.
 
Ive said it once and ill say it again. The ONLY WAY I see her actually losing weight is if someone comes in and meal preps for her and she sticks to it. No excuses cause you're actually paying someone to do their job. The food would be portioned out, measured and everything. She has the money to do it so theres no excuses. She doesnt know what shes doing in the kitchen and we've seen it from her "recipes" videos.
The only way I see that working is if she was living by herself. Otherwise, it doesn't matter if someone comes in and portions out meals for her, she'll be tempted by and end up eating the food Becky/the guys have, in addition to the food that's hers.
 
I decided to check his channel out and honestly, SHE may block HIM. He's nice, but like you said he has no time for bullshit and I think it'll be too much for our gorl.

lmao true

but hey, one thing we know for certain is that phase 1...RIGHT ON FUCKIN SCHEDULE

honestly where is my peabody award for that chart
 
Blah blah blah excuses. 3000 calories is too much and 900 calories is too little. Looks like our gorl has been eating hardcore since she seems to have grown a new neck ring.
 
"Nobody wanted me to do Optavia, but when I quit everyone was maaaaad at meeeeeee".

People wouldn't have been mad if you'd come to your senses and realised it was overpriced junk food that tasted like shit, or maybe even if you'd said restricting your calories that much made you more likely to binge.

But no, you said you were scared of the calories being too low for physical reasons, that the food was good, you weren't craving anything, it was filling (as if). From what you said it sounded like the best diet in the world, because it was actually working and you didn't eat junk food. But you quit.

So that's why people are mad, because you blatantly just wanted an excuse to eat more.
 
She's not going to last a week with OTB helping her. He won't take any of her BS, and she soon going to realize that because he once was her, he is going to know all her bullshit tricks.
 
This guy. He's going to be another disposable person that she'll leech off of until she decides that she knows better than him. 560 pounds and relying on a YouTuber over the interwebz to help her lose weight; I'd lie if I'd say that I was the least bit surprised.

Her mind is so far gone at this point and that was her only hope. rip.
 
Ive said it once and ill say it again. The ONLY WAY I see her actually losing weight is if someone comes in and meal preps for her and she sticks to it. No excuses cause you're actually paying someone to do their job. The food would be portioned out, measured and everything. She has the money to do it so theres no excuses. She doesnt know what shes doing in the kitchen and we've seen it from her "recipes" videos.
Or just eating maggots like Carl from Aqua teen hungerforce.
 
Goddamn. I feel like she's skipping some steps in the flow chart these days. Just powering from one failed diet plan to the next without all the filler in between. The ever closer threat of imminent death must be making her panic a little. But she's still not willing to take the real steps necessary to save her own life.

This is just another easy, quick fix as she sees it. That's what she's looking for every single time, a way to not change anything about her lifestyle but still lose weight... so she can continue eating as usual. If she really wanted to save herself, and she really feels like she can't control her eating habits at all then she should be seeking actual medical professional help that will literally take control out of her hands and monitor her. But that's not very comfortable at all for her, not like the deathbed that is pillow mountain, or the emotionally soothing taste of orange chicken.
 
Ive said it once and ill say it again. The ONLY WAY I see her actually losing weight is if someone comes in and meal preps for her and she sticks to it. No excuses cause you're actually paying someone to do their job. The food would be portioned out, measured and everything. She has the money to do it so theres no excuses. She doesnt know what shes doing in the kitchen and we've seen it from her "recipes" videos.
That would only work if a) there wasn't any other food in the house she had access to (Eric and Rickie even getting a separate fridge if needed) and b) Thumbslug never gave in to her constant demands for fast food. Otherwise I can see our gorl pigging out the second her meal planner's back is turned.
Also, I forget which user coined the phrase "Stinky McMoonface" but it definitely fits that thumbnail!
 
Favorite part - She's absolutely giddy when she scans all her chili ingredients (lol all her ingredients have barcodes) into MyFitnessPal and discovers the whole pot - 2200 calories - fits within her new limit of 2600/day -- so she can eat the whole fucking pot "if she wants".
 
Gargantua name one time you ever in the mood to take responsibility you literally complain about the dislikes and deflect in this video
 
Hey you guys! I tried:

a. Optavia
b. Keto
c. obese2beast
d. Destiny's fried desserts

and

a. it just wasn't for me.
b. researched it on instagram

so

a. I can't wait to try it out for you guys!
b. I'm just not gonna' go with it. It's not for me.

*air kiss*
 
Is it driving anyone else insane that she only refers to him as Obese to Beast? Like surely if she's a 'legit long time fan omg my fave youtuber' she'd know his name is John?

Also she's a deluded fuck, but what else is new. Wash, rinse, repeat amirite Hamby?

Washing and rinsing implies Hamber bathes. She just repeats.
 
Her face is looking more and more deformed as time goes on and her Popeye chin was more pronounced. As far as the rest of the video I tapped out at 4 minutes after a while you just know what she is going to say in these shits.
Her Nurgleesque body melting more and more into the bed, hair looking as greasy as ever. I love how she claims the color of her hair is dirty and yet not her glistening roots caked with oil so ratty and unkempt.
Her stingy half balding hair is more a priority then the fact she cannot move.
 
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