Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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fiu0cm dijo:
Long term unemployment in rural food deserts is a thing. No one's going to starve in an urban or sub-urban area, but food security in rural areas is dependent on access to reliable transportation.
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I will eat @Techpriest's hat if that fat motherfucker ever starves to death.
 
WorldsSmartestManRonOTool dijo:
Chris will be fine if Barb dies first. He will shit himself, do nothing, play with toys and video games, Rocky will help him, his "fans" on the internet will financially support him, or epic troll him by offering him a place to stay. The legal system will continue to treat him like a valuable and endangered species.
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I imagine when Barb goes we'll see a sequel to the House Fire aftermath. Lots of very well-meaning idiots will donate money and care packages which Fatty will never acknowledge or appreciate.
 
Replicant Sasquatch dijo:
I imagine when Barb goes we'll see a sequel to the House Fire aftermath. Lots of very well-meaning idiots will donate money and care packages which Fatty will never acknowledge or appreciate.
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"BANQUET pot pies? I am Christine Weston Chandler, Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, I Deserve Marie Callendar and Nothing Less!"
 
drmccoy dijo:
Pretty much. The system will allow Chris to exist in a bubble of social security and welfare with no real penalty. Sure, 'ol Barbie is a POS and racked up huge debt. Guess what? Chris's SS is completely safe. Scumbag debt collectors can call him as much as they want but his Government money is not liable. All he has to do is declare bankruptcy and decalre the house and a car and he will be free and clear. While I think 'ol Chris should get his due, "debt collectors" are scum and should die. In this situation, I am rooting for Chris.
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Thats the thing, in his current mental state do you really think he has the wherewithal to be able to handle any of this? I mean there are plenty of crazy homeless people out there getting social security.

Government money is no guarantee he will be okay. Unless he gets a state-appointed tard handler that's going to come in and supervise his life I don't think it's going to end well.


I mean notice in the older videos Barb had to bitch him to pay the bills, now he can barely remember what one of his retard rants is about and just rambles.


If this was 2007 Chris I would agree but now I think he's too far out into the ether and obsessed with his dimensional merge and just all-around batshit crazy to actually adult for himself
 
Zappazappa dijo:
If this was 2007 Chris I would agree but now I think he's too far out into the ether and obsessed with his dimensional merge and just all-around batshit crazy to actually adult for himself
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Left to himself I think he could take care of adult responsibilities like paying bills, but in reality there's always going to be an Idea Guy sending him off on one insane tangent or another. Always.
 
If barb has high ego more than Chris, she would prefer her burial similar to the pharoahs, in a place fill with treasures in her surroundings. With her hoarding habit, her junks have high value to her.
 
Tikbalang dijo:
If barb has high ego more than Chris, she would prefer her burial similar to the pharoahs, in a place fill with treasures in her surroundings. With her hoarding habit, her junks have high value to her.
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A thousand years from now, a team of brave kiwi archaeologists will discover barb's mummified corpse entombed in legos, with an ancient, now immortal Chris standing guard over her.
 
drmccoy dijo:
Pretty much. The system will allow Chris to exist in a bubble of social security and welfare with no real penalty. Sure, 'ol Barbie is a POS and racked up huge debt. Guess what? Chris's SS is completely safe. Scumbag debt collectors can call him as much as they want but his Government money is not liable. All he has to do is declare bankruptcy and decalre the house and a car and he will be free and clear. While I think 'ol Chris should get his due, "debt collectors" are scum and should die. In this situation, I am rooting for Chris.
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Yeah, fuck people that expect you to pay what you owe.
 
deodorant dijo:
A thousand years from now, a team of brave kiwi archaeologists will discover barb's mummified corpse entombed in legos, with an ancient, now immortal Chris standing guard over her.
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They better not open the tomb and unleash the curse of the chandlers upon the world.
 
deodorant dijo:
A thousand years from now, a team of brave kiwi archaeologists will discover barb's mummified corpse entombed in legos, with an ancient, now immortal Chris standing guard over her.
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I like to think they'll find it at the bottom of the local landfill after Chris gave up on the Lego tomb idea and just put her on the curb on trash day.
 
Zappazappa dijo:
Thats the thing, in his current mental state do you really think he has the wherewithal to be able to handle any of this? I mean there are plenty of crazy homeless people out there getting social security.

Government money is no guarantee he will be okay. Unless he gets a state-appointed tard handler that's going to come in and supervise his life I don't think it's going to end well.
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As long as Chris is open to finding help and accepting it, he'll be fine. Those crazy homeless people don't realize that the State can help them, or they're too paranoid/drugs.

Hence why I have posted a few times that the best thing Chris could do now is move out and get away from Barb. It would be better to ease into living on his own than the sudden boom when she's dead.
 
Grotesque dijo:
As long as Chris is open to finding help and accepting it, he'll be fine. Those crazy homeless people don't realize that the State can help them, or they're too paranoid/drugs.

Hence why I have posted a few times that the best thing Chris could do now is move out and get away from Barb. It would be better to ease into living on his own than the sudden boom when she's dead.
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The system is not entirely easy to navigate and Chris seems to busy worrying about other dimensions to pay attention to the one in which he'll end up homeless. Maybe Maslow's hierarchy of needs will eventually take over. By then it might be too late to get the ship righted, though.
 
Slowinthemind dijo:
Fuck off, no one starves to death in the first world, cancel your phone nigga.
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Sorry, but you're completely wrong. My stepfather got fired and no one wanted to hire me so I ended up starving to the point of becoming skeletal. I live in a first world country. The idea that no one starves in first world countries is a myth.
And lastly I will not cancel my phone. In fact, I'm going to keep paying for it even more specifically because you don't want me to. ;)
 
Kokkino dijo:
The idea that no one starves in first world countries is a myth.
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What "no one starves in the first world" means is that very few people starve to death in the first world. In the US, 6000 people die annually from nutritional deficiencies (according to the CDC), which is not exclusively starvation. More than half of the people dying from nutritional deficiencies are people over the age of 85. The World Health Organization estimates that 2000 people starve to death in the US annually. That's 0.08% of total deaths annually, and the US is on the high end of the first world.

The US has some difficulties with food security, but there are plenty of resources to avoid actual starvation. You have to fuck up really hard to starve to death in the first world.
 
Yeah, just take a look at the Tommy Tooter subforum. It’s basically a how-to guide on how to ‘survive off of the earth’, or eat someone else’s trash.
 
Kokkino dijo:
Sorry, but you're completely wrong. My stepfather got fired and no one wanted to hire me so I ended up starving to the point of becoming skeletal. I live in a first world country. The idea that no one starves in first world countries is a myth.
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Okay, so it's barely possible for an incredibly retarded mongoloid to do that by dint of not eating any food.

It takes some real stupidity, though.
 
Grotesque dijo:
Hence why I have posted a few times that the best thing Chris could do now is move out and get away from Barb. It would be better to ease into living on his own than the sudden boom when she's dead.
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Someone should make him watch "Step brothers".

Great message about moving out and becoming real adults.
 
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