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Here’s the clip of him getting kicked, even the video games are finding him toxic.

I love right when it happens and that look between like 8-10 seconds in, you can tell from the look on his face that his brain is short circuiting in preparation for the mental gymnastics he has to do to explain this shit lmao
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink dijo:
https://mobile.twitter.com/mrhuth2/status/1094086278168145921

Here’s the clip of him getting kicked, even the video games are finding him toxic.

I love right when it happens and that look between like 8-10 seconds in, you can tell from the look on his face that his brain is short circuiting in preparation for the mental gymnastics he has to do to explain this shit lmao
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Blind as a bat Phil thinks the person in front of him was actually him dying, but he also claims the game thinks he shot that person in front of him. What in the fuck is he going on about? :story:
 
02/08/19 Second Stream - Call Of Duty Black Ops 4 Multiplayer Salt Stream: Five Dollars Well Spent

"*LIP SMACK!*
I will say this: if you would like to help me out, the absolute most you can tonight, PLEASE TIP ME!
Right now, I'm in *BLOWS OUT AIR* one of the TIGHTEST financial places, I've ever been in my life!
I have to pay a bunch of bills in the next week! And, I, eh, BARELY have any money left in my bank account, to do so! Every day, when you guys are tipping me, I'm putting the money directly into the bank account, to pay more bills!
So. I don't get paid by Twitch, until the fifteenth, and then, it usually takes a day to clear!
So. PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! If, at all, you are going to contribute at all tonight, PLEASE TIP ME, if you can! TIPPING helps me more than anything!
Okay?"

Explains how to send his grifting e-begging ass a tip.

"Thank you guys, anyone who does. Thanks anyone, who also cheers or subs! I appreciate those as well!
Those help me out LONG-TERM. Right now, I really need the SHORT-TERM help! Until we get, around the middle of this month.
*LIP SMACK!*
All right? Fair enough? Okay."

"Thirdeyethethird tipped me $5, and asked if I'm still mad at him.
Dude, you're banned! Not for a reason.
'Cuz you're an asshole!
*GOAT LAUGH*
You're a completely dishonest asshole, trying to get fucking favor with the- you know? The NUMBER ONE ASSHOLE out there!
Stealing content! Making a living off of my coattails!
And you think I'm not going to fucking ban you?!
You're an ass!
*FAKE LAUGH*
Complete Asshole!
*LEANS OVER TO TYPE ONTO HIS WHORE BOARDS*
So, we get Freddy up there with the top tip. Not even going to count Thirdeye, because Thirdeye's a dick!
He doesn't even count."

"Thanks to everyone who contributed tonight. It's been pretty slow.
I don't know.
It's weird! Sometimes when I play this game, a lot of people get hyped and get excited! And they come in and contribute!
Sometimes they don't.
Tonight just seems like a dead night. It's VERY SLOW. Not getting anything. It sucks!
'Cuz, I didn't know what else to do tonight! I wanted to do some variety.
I didn't want to do BATTLE ROYALE, BATTLE ROYALE, BATTLE ROYALE, for three fucking straight days!
So, I figured, 'Let's do something different!'

[2019-02-08 20:57:22 PST] alexander_rossi: first streams of this usually get more hype

"I know, but at the same time, I can't do it- I CAN'T DO EVERY GAME AS FIRST STREAM!
You know what I mean?
*CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE*
I wish I could! I wish that it was infinite first streams! But, that's not how life works."

"That's it for Call of Duty tonight, guys. Thanks for watching.
Uh.
I guess what I'll do, I'll probably will not be doing this as a late stream. This was really- I think I've only done this once or twice as a late stream?
Uhm.
It didn't really bring many people out! It didn't bring many contributions out! It didn't do that much.
*LEG SLAP*
So.
That sucks! Because, right now, I REALLY NEED THEM! And, uh, apparently, I didn't do a good job of picking the right thing for it tonight."

Tip Goal at the the end of stream: $55/$200

The paypigs and tryhard trolls need to step up with their contributions and stop taking Darksydephil for granted. Aren't they aware that he has a trip to Connecticut in April that he has to prepare for?

He needs your money. He really does. He needs your money to . . . PAY HIS BILLS.
 
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Kermit the Frog dijo:
Blind as a bat Phil thinks the person in front of him was actually him dying, but he also claims the game thinks he shot that person in front of him. What in the fuck is he going on about? :story:
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so how many times did he kill his own teammates that he finally got kicked on what looked like an accident (that last time seemed accidental to me, but there's no way it kicks you on your first time)?

also "it showed me dying"
lol phil you think it suddenly switch to third person? you stupid fuck
:story: no wonder he sucks at games, he's legitimately retarded.
or he's just pretending which is graham's number times stupider
 
JamFlowMan dijo:
Not sure what it is but this swimming thing reminds me of the time he said he doesn't need a smoke detector because if there ever were a fire he would smell the smoke and wake up. Guess it is just the astounding level of hubris combined with the incredible lack of knowledge.
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What the fuck, he really said that? It's things like this where he makes claims to have superhuman senses and physicality that I go from thinking I should describe what I see his mental problems being as things that could possibly be wrong with him, to just full on: 'If Phil spent any length of time talking to a psychologist he would be diagnosed with a personality disorder 100% no question.'

No, Phil, you wouldn't 'just wake-up' because you smelled smoke. Here's a study where they pumped noxious smells produced from fires into rooms as subjects slept. The conclusion? They kept sleeping https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2004/05/040518075747.htm
Approximately 2,700 Americans die every year in house-fires that started while they were sleeping. Fires produce all kinds of fumes and gasses that you can't smell that make you sleepy, physically weak (weaker in your case you walking coma patient), and disoriented. Noxious gasses from shit like burning synthetic fibers, burning paint, burning flooring and other treated woods like all your furniture. Within 3 minutes a house-fire can be hot enough to kill people even in rooms that aren't on fire. 1,300 Americans die every year in house-fires that started while they were awake https://sf-fire.org/home-fire-facts
I feel like one of those SOK fagots right now autistically screeching "PAUSE!!!!", but this is some pretty irresponsible shit for Phil to be telling children and literal retards that they don't need smoke detectors in their houses.



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Also, so this isn't just a meme? Phil is actually buying a new stuffed animal monthly? He had that drugstore cat that "his girlfriend" bought him that he discarded, then he had the mechanical stuffed dog. What was the stuffed animal he bought in January where he was so broke and worried about bills he started a daily tips-goal, a squirrel or some shit? Has he unveiled yet another stuffed animal he bought in the midst of his February overdraft-fees/current 10 days of 'I need your TIPS for da bills' begging?
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink dijo:
https://mobile.twitter.com/mrhuth2/status/1094086278168145921

Here’s the clip of him getting kicked, even the video games are finding him toxic.

I love right when it happens and that look between like 8-10 seconds in, you can tell from the look on his face that his brain is short circuiting in preparation for the mental gymnastics he has to do to explain this shit lmao
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I have to agree with the one guy on Twitter on this:
https://twitter.com/OfLoveAndHate/status/1094096941850464256

 

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Kermit the Frog dijo:
Blind as a bat Phil thinks the person in front of him was actually him dying, but he also claims the game thinks he shot that person in front of him. What in the fuck is he going on about? :story:
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I'd like to point out that he's not only blind as a bat, but his setup is so horrifying that it actually makes it harder for him to play games. His TV is on the edge of a stand that's LITERALLY on the other side of the room. No wonder why he complains about input lag and can't see OBVIOUS tooltips, button prompts and menus.

The guy is as dense as a black hole.
 
One of the amusing DSPisms on display in his transcripts is how he still doesn't understand what makes Twitch works. He keeps acting like it's just a matter of playing the right game at the correct time. Sure, that does play some role, but it's not like there's a magic Twitch formula you put in to get viewers donating. He thinks COD just doesn't work as a second stream because of the game type, when in reality it has everything to do with him being a boring streamer. He also doesn't take a moment to think that viewership might be low on a Friday night because people tend to go out on those evenings. Even looking at other time zones, it's a pretty poor time slot. Unlike other streamers, Phil doesn't have a job or family or anything else to work around. He can set his stream times and days off whenever he wants. Is viewership usually low Friday night? Take that slot off instead of a random Tuesday or Wednesday. Is the second stream consistently lower in views and not getting any tips? Stop doing them and run the first stream longer.

Instead, he makes himself a slave to his own schedule in the weirdest ways possible. He has no problem dropping his stream when he gets hosted or has a huge boost in viewers because he claims he has to stick to his schedule, but then when he's in his worst financial situation ever and should be streaming, he finds reasons not to do it. I think for me, it is one of the reasons I find Phil entertaining even when he's getting repetitive or managing to avoid drama. It's just one of those things where I can't look away because it is genuinely mind boggling someone who boasts about doing this for 10+ years continues to make the same basic mistakes and bad decisions over and over. I'm honestly not sure which seems harder to believe these days, that Phil is genuinely this stupid or he's really a 4-d chessmaster and this is all some elaborate act he's been pulling for years to con people.
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink dijo:
https://mobile.twitter.com/mrhuth2/status/1094086278168145921

Here’s the clip of him getting kicked, even the video games are finding him toxic.

I love right when it happens and that look between like 8-10 seconds in, you can tell from the look on his face that his brain is short circuiting in preparation for the mental gymnastics he has to do to explain this shit lmao
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This. This is the thing that makes me hate him.

LYING. BY REFLEX. EVEN THE SMALLEST THING. EVEN WHEN WE JUST SAW THE OPPOSITE HE WAS SAYING.

He just cant be in fault for everything, has to blame everything else, has to lie. Cant help himself. I hate people who lie and blame others.
 
I’ve said it before, but Phil is such a weird specimen... He could have taken this situation and said, “well shit. That was an accident! I can’t believe I got booted for that! Guess I have to be more careful!” And that would be that! Nobody gives a shit, it’s such a small, insignificant event that really nobody but Phil seems to care about...

And yet he feels the need to lie about it. He has to protect his gamer street cred at all costs! Lie lie lie! Oh, you got booted for a team kill? Any normal person would laugh about it, maybe say oops, and continue on their way... Phil on the other hand has to make a fucking scene about it and lie about what actually happened, as if nobody can really see what happened. He acts like his viewers are blind and stupid (which they are for supporting Phil, but they’re not that dumb).
 
thebonesauce dijo:
I’ve said it before, but Phil is such a weird specimen... He could have taken this situation and said, “well shit. That was an accident! I can’t believe I got booted for that! Guess I have to be more careful!” And that would be that! Nobody gives a shit, it’s such a small, insignificant event that really nobody but Phil seems to care about...

And yet he feels the need to lie about it. He has to protect his gamer street cred at all costs! Lie lie lie! Oh, you got booted for a team kill? Any normal person would laugh about it, maybe say oops, and continue on their way... Phil on the other hand has to make a fucking scene about it and lie about what actually happened, as if nobody can really see what happened. He acts like his viewers are blind and stupid (which they are for supporting Phil, but they’re not that dumb).
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He does this because he always has to look like Mr. Ultra Chad in front of his paypigs. It speaks to his extremely low self esteem and fragile ego. That's what happens when you live your life in a fish bowl.
 
YOU SAW THAT, RIGHT? YOU SAW THAT? YOU ALL SAW THAT, RIGHT?

DSP's inner mental gymnast must be getting tired because that's pretty desperate. I don't even know what he was claiming happened. Something about being out of sync? Phil, you can't just use Star Trek technobabble in real life to explain your own mental plot holes.
 
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