OPTAVIA UNBOXING!!! 2/3/19

What are Al’s top three places to binge?

  • Burger King

    Votos: 157 42.9%
  • McDonald’s

    Votos: 184 50.3%
  • Taco Bell

    Votos: 137 37.4%
  • Cheesecake Factory

    Votos: 339 92.6%
  • Texas Roadhouse

    Votos: 109 29.8%
  • IHOP

    Votos: 46 12.6%
  • Red Lobster

    Votos: 12 3.3%
  • Panda Express

    Votos: 44 12.0%

  • Total de votantes
    366
She couldn't stick to a 3,000 calorie a day diet. No way she's stuck to this at like 800-1000 calories. She totally binged first night, I'd put money on it. She'll keep pretending to do it for a while. Then she'll admit she couldn't do it. Her goal is to lose weight on it and sell it to her supporters. Or she's hoping to lose weight and get a sponsorship. Because it doesn't look like she has done a single bit of any research or is invested in it other than buying it. We all know she'll throw away food that isn't tasty enough to binge on.
 
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I don't understand these newfags, it's the very first rule at the top of EVERY page in the forum.

I do love seeing new gorls joining us here in the hambersphere but goddamn
Amazing how the new food crate Amby got has ushered in a brand new wave of lurkers.



Amazing how the new food crate Amby got has ushered in a brand new wave of lurkers.

There comes a time when one has to join in on the savagery. Everyone loves a bed bound gorl on a new bars of shit diet
 
"Hello everyone! I'm new here. Been lurking a long time. Amberlynn is fat and I lost weight. Let me proceed to powerlevel because I have new insight no one has ever heard before."

These posts don't help either.
Anyway back to this video..I love how she thinks her cravings are going to magically disappear. when you reduce your caloric intake that drastically it doesn't matter how much protein you consume, you're still going to go through those adjustment pangs of hunger.
Besides, curbing actual hunger is going to be useless if you just fuking eat for the fuck sake of eating.
 
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These posts don't help either.
Anyway back to this video..I love how she thinks her cravings are going to magically disappear. when you reduce your caloric intake that drastically it doesn't matter how much protein you consume, you're still going to go through those adjustment pangs of hunger.
Besides, curbing actually hunger is going to be useless if you just fuking eat for the fuck sake of eating.

I’m unsure how long it’s been since our gorl has actually felt true hunger pangs. Not mouth-hungry, not “binge monster” hungry. Actually hungry, to the point where her stomach is growling, etc.

The first time she experiences that feeling with this diet, she’ll - I mean, the binge monster will!! - gorge herself into a sugar coma. A week or two later, the confeshunz will come.
 
The first time she experiences that feeling with this diet, she’ll

...go to the ER claiming to be in enxcrushiating pain.

I don't think it's going to happen, though. I've been saying this for a long time, and Amber admitted to it not that long ago. She eats to feel full. It does not matter how the "food" tastes as long as it gives her that overstuffed feeling she longs for.

Add that to the fact that Amber has no patience to wait for results and I bet that 5 seconds after wolfing down her first meal in the program, she ate everything she could reach.
 
Shes very quiet but there is absolutely no way she is doing well on what like 1000 calories? going from like the 8000 she was eating to bars and tiny soup without a doctors supervison or help yikes....

She is going to use valentines day as a excuse to eat out with that guide book or whatever that was, lets just hope she doesn't get a itch for cold stone or drive thru ice cream after.
 
She is going to use valentines day as a excuse to eat out with that guide book or whatever that was, lets just hope she doesn't get a itch for cold stone or drive thru ice cream after.
Valentine's Day? There's no way she'll last that long. That's longer than she's lasted on pretty much anything in the last 2 years, and this diet is much more restrictive than her usual attempts.
 
She's quiet because she doesn't want to admit defeat, yet again, to the hayders .. she was wrong, everyone who bad mouthed Optavia were right .. also, keep in mind she's probably coming to that conclusion after 2 days of a "failed" diet ...
 
I guess the sales coach didn't tell AL how many calories are in the feelings. AL doing research only by watching other people that do the program and are also sales coaches say you'll eat 5 feelings a day but don't mention they are only 110 calories each. It's just enough vitamins, fiber, protein and calories to not be called starvation. which is ok for someone like AL who needs to lose weight quickly to save her life and leg.

a usual meal for AL is over 1000 calories though so I think it's going to be tough to stick to. she doesn't have the same support she did when she lost 89lbs in Virginia. Instead everyone eating in the house is going to be just torture...even twinkie's dog treats will be tempting to her. Her Domino's salad from vlogmas was like 800 calories if I remember right. I bet she is wishing she just went with the doctor's low carb plan. Or she might of even starved to death by now.
 
even twinkie's dog treats will be tempting to her.

"Hey guise, sooo I'm really excited to share this new diet with y'all. The Optavia thing didn't really work out for me, it just had too few calories! So y'know what, boo boo, I thought laahk, maybe I'll just eat a handful of Twinkiestorr's dog treats every few hours to, like, go with my feelings. Omg y'all they look sooo good! Can't wait to lose weight!"
 
It occurred to me, if Amber IS diabetic and just hiding it or lying, couldnt this Optavia diet actually risk making her sick or landing her in the hospital? Diabetics have to monitor their blood sugar throughout the day pretty closely.

Assuming she actually follows it for more than a day which she probably hasnt. I might be giving her an out if she reads here, but then she would have to admit to being diabetic.
 
shes figuring out how to spin whatever is happening. And taking god damn forever.
Have to give it to her though, queen of the freakshows really knows how to keep her 'haydur' base reeled in. Going ghost after the two past controversial videos, and all the defending she was going on her social media..her next video can be just Becky telling dead relative stories for 9 mins with a 1 min update and it'll still get the views.
 
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