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Colorado jogger kills a mountain lion with his BARE HANDS after it attacked him on a running trail and bit on the face, back, legs and arms

A Colorado jogger fought off a mountain lion in the foothills of Horsetooth Mountain on Monday, suffering severe bites before he killed the wild animal in self-defense, authorities said.

The man, who was not identified, was jogging on a trail on the West Ridge of the Horsetooth Mountain Open Space, a mountain park about 66 miles northwest of Denver.

The mountain lion attacked him from behind, biting and clawing the man's face, back, legs and arms, the Colorado Parks and Wildlife and the Larimer County Department of Natural Resources said in a joint release, late on Monday.

However, it was not disclosed exactly how the jogger managed to kill the animal, and no one from the CPW or the Larimer DNR was available for comment early Tuesday.

Responding to a question on Twitter about whether the jogger had used any kind of weapon against the create, the CPW confirmed that he had not.

Instead, he fought the animal off using just his bare hands.

But CPW did report that the animal was a juvenile, which would have significantly increased his chances of fighting off the attack.

Adult male mountain lions can weigh anywhere between 110 and 180 pounds and females 80 to 130 pounds - so a juvenile is likely to weigh significantly less, particularly a female.

The sex of the animal that ambushed the jogger was not reported.

The runner was able to get himself to a local hospital and his injuries were serious but not life-threatening, officials said.

The animal's body was recovered near the jogger's dropped possessions and taken to a CPW lab for a necropsy.

'The runner did everything he could to save his life,' said Mark Leslie, CPW Northeast Regional Manager. 'In the event of a lion attack, you need to do anything in your power to fight back, just as this gentleman did.'

Lion attacks have caused fewer than 20 fatalities in the United States in the past 100 years. Sixteen known attacks have occurred in Colorado since 1990, officials said.

'Mountain lion attacks are not common in Colorado and it is unfortunate that the lion's hunting instincts were triggered by the runner,' said Ty Petersburg, area wildlife manager for the CPW in a statement. 'This could have had a very different outcome.'
 
Who kills a man-hunting mountain lion with his bare hands and doesn't want to be named? Also why aren't they even disclosing how this hand-to-hand combat master/barbarian warrior beat this beast to death?

Probably the coolest story of 2019 that was never told.
 
This gentleman is quite something, that he managed to not only fight off the mountain lion, but to choke it to death. However, I can't help but get very sad thinking about the mountain lion struggling to breath, writing under the weight of him, and realizing there's nothing it can do - the light slowly leaving its eyes.
 
The virgin Florida Manlet
>lives in Florida
>can't go a day without doing something re.tarded
>is always proud of their stupidity
The Based Colorado Man
>lives in weed country
>gets mauled by a fucking mountain lion
>kills that pussy with bare hands and doesn't even want to be named
 
This reminds me of the guy that punched a kangaroo.

Good on him for managing to protect himself. Even smaller cats are incredibly dangerous if they get the drop on you.
 
The opposable thumb, and the wrist are honestly humanities greatest evolutionary weapon. If you got enough muscle on your arms, you can grab a cats head and twist it until the neck snaps. The trick is A, actually have some muscle, B, not panic, and C, get lucky enough to have time to go for the cats head, gouge into its eyeballs with your thumbs, grip the skull, and twist.

Not a common occurrence. Really the only way I can think of for a human to kill a big cat with its bare hands.
 
The opposable thumb, and the wrist are honestly humanities greatest evolutionary weapon. If you got enough muscle on your arms, you can grab a cats head and twist it until the neck snaps. The trick is A, actually have some muscle, B, not panic, and C, get lucky enough to have time to go for the cats head, gouge into its eyeballs with your thumbs, grip the skull, and twist.


Not a common occurrence. Really the only way I can think of for a human to kill a big cat with its bare hands.


I don't disagree with that fatal maneuver you described but a cat has muscular arms and legs with razors at the end to shred whoever's grappling it to ribbons. Even a house cat is capable of opening you up deep if you're grabbing it the wrong way.
 
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The jogger, who was jogging OVER the Rocky Mountains, pictured after the attack.
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He's the only jogger who has EARNED the right to ignore the sidewalk whenever he pleases and jog in front of my car.

But the rest of you are going to be hood ornaments when my patience runs out.
 
Really the only way I can think of for a human to kill a big cat with its bare hands.

The preferred way is to grab it by the tongue and tear it's tongue out of it's mouth. You'd have to be immensely jacked and have really favourable leverage to break a big cat's neck while it's trying to kill you.
 
Killing a mountain lion with your bare hands in self-defence is pretty damn metal. When you are a deadly feline huntress, getting choked out by some random bipedal hominid probably doesn’t even cross your mind... Poor kitty met her apex predator.
 
Sounds to me like it was a juvenile like the story mentioned, and tried to bite off more than it could chew, no pun intended.

I’ve never had to fight off a mountain lion, knock on wood, but to walk away with marks all over you.....bad freaking ass.
 
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