🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Yeah, Displatch was apparently the one who started calling ahead to places that SPCC was going to call and directing them to the stream, and he was trying to get info on people when Danish Police was having his spergy meltdown.

People make a big deal about Ralph and Crew coming in and turning Stream.me into 1488 GANG GANG HATE LAND, but considering that everyone who was already there outside of SPCC (Dispatch, Danish Police, Kittystyles, Cosmo) all turned out to be turbo-speds makes it really hard to cry over.
 
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Yeah, Displatch was apparently the one who started calling ahead to places that SPCC was going to call and directing them to the stream, and he was trying to get info on people when Danish Police was having his spergy meltdown.

People make a big deal about Ralph and Crew coming in and turning Stream.me into 1488 GANG GANG HATE LAND, but considering that everyone who was already there outside of SPCC (Dispatch, Danish Police, Kittystyles, Cosmo) all turned out to be turbo-speds makes it really hard to cry over.
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Im sure stream.me is really taking the loss hard too.

Just miserable.
 
Disrespected Pronouns dijo:
Yeah, Displatch was apparently the one who started calling ahead to places that SPCC was going to call and directing them to the stream, and he was trying to get info on people when Danish Police was having his spergy meltdown.

People make a big deal about Ralph and Crew coming in and turning Stream.me into 1488 GANG GANG HATE LAND, but considering that everyone who was already there outside of SPCC (Dispatch, Danish Police, Kittystyles, Cosmo) all turned out to be turbo-speds makes it really hard to cry over.
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I really don't understand what their problem was. Especially Dispatch. Was he running gay ops for Alex all along? That's really fucking retarded. He wasn't as cringey as Danish Police, but it turns out he's yet another sped. Sad.
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Im sure stream.me is really taking the loss hard too.

Just miserable.
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Ralph just tweeted this out:
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1092711382087331840
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How will stream.me ever recover?
 
I thought Dispatch was way too Ralph's ass. I kinda missed the whole Danish Police thing though.
 
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Damn, Nora's got quite the 'stache.
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I like Ralph, but using fetching for that picture is not what I would use. Her wedding picture its cute, but the normal one... She is centimeters away from a unibrow and her upper lip has its own smile. Pro-tip: Makeup is magical and is a lie gentleman make sure you know who you are going to bed with because the one day she doesn't wear it you might think there is an intruder your house. Pro-tip:Ladies if your upper lip smiles back at you shave that shit. If your eyebrows are holding hands pluck for the love of god, but not to the point you have nike swishes cause that shit is dumb.
 
Chichan dijo:
I like Ralph, but using fetching for that picture is not what I would use. Her wedding picture its cute, but the normal one... She is centimeters away from a unibrow and her upper lip has its own smile. Pro-tip: Makeup is magical and is a lie gentleman make sure you know who you are going to bed with because the one day she doesn't wear it you might think there is an intruder your house. Pro-tip:Ladies if your upper lip smiles back at you shave that shit. If your eyebrows are holding hands pluck for the love of god, but not to the point you have nike swishes cause that shit is dumb.
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I mean those photos are shopped if they're the ones I'm thinking of. Obviously Nora looks like a pig, but so does Ralph.
 
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I mean those photos are shopped if they're the ones I'm thinking of. Obviously Nora looks like a pig, but so does Ralph.
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This one she looks ok, but it's probably the makeup that makes her look ok. In the normal she looks like she rolled out of bed and said fuck it. To your point of them looking like pigs well that's why they make a good couple no?
 
Updatedmyjournal dijo:
Does anyone remember A stream with Ralph, Wildgoose and a chick in a wheelchair?
They where fucking with a guy that said hes was a girl. He said he needed money cause his family house burnt down?
It was late GG before he went to jail.
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Sounds vaguely like AllisonPrime, although I don't remember hearing about him going to jail. I do remember the guy trying to turn the stream into a therapy session, as with MundaneMatt and apparently now IMC's new article.
 
ethanralph website Killstream section was updated and renamed to Faces of the Killstream. Will fix link in older post. Looks like it tries to dox some indiegogo backers.
http://archive.li/YISvd
Screenshot of the current page is attached to this post since the archived version is hard to read.
 

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Catching up on Monday's Killstream, the Super Bowl recap one. Gator is so fucking stupid.

At the very beginning Gator states that he thinks Jim was "aping" Rekieta's style by giving Kraut the rope he needed to hang himself. The soundclips must have turned Gator's brain to mush because Jim (among others) has commonly used this tactic in the past. What has changed recently is that Gator's dumb ass had it brought to his attention what Nick Rekieta was doing. And now Gator sees it everywhere.
 
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Catching up on Monday's Killstream, the Super Bowl recap one. Gator is so fucking stupid.
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Gator is easily the dumbest of the three and the worst of them at conveying ideas. I think that's part of why the bulk of his contributions is his rather hit-or-miss use of the soundboard and half the time it feels like Ralph has to nudge him to do so.
 
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Gator is easily the dumbest of the three and the worst of them at conveying ideas. I think that's part of why the bulk of his contributions is his rather hit-or-miss use of the soundboard and half the time it feels like Ralph has to nudge him to do so.
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The reason Ralph has to nudge him now because Jim told him to not overuse it like Failure. I hate that fuckin squeeky noise for jews it makes my dogs go apeshit. He took it from Murdoch Murdoch btw.
 
Chichan dijo:
The reason Ralph has to nudge him now because Jim told him to not overuse it like Failure. I hate that fuckin squeeky noise for jews it makes my dogs go apeshit. He took it from Murdoch Murdoch btw.
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You'd think he would have learned some basic comedic timing by now. Having to get nudged makes him look like he's not paying that much attention and it sort of just makes it come out awkward in my opinion.

Better that than VIVA LA RAZA ad nauseam I guess.
 
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