Hollywood lolcows - Actually famous people with lolcow tendencies

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PurpleSquirrel dijo:
Agree with all the lampooning of SJW celebritards, but I wanted to throw out another Righty for balance:

Ted Nugent. He's been a lolcow for decades -- an ignorant blowhard who's like a living caricature of a long-haired rural redneck (save for his aspie-like obsession with sobriety). In many ways Kid Rock -- another Michigander -- copied his brainless-reactionary act and updated it to the rap-rock era.
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with Ted Nugent don't forget him being a pedo
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/larry-womack/ted-nugents-jailbait-problem_b_4840060.html

and him shiting his pants to get out of nam
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/en...ans-ted-nugent-dodged-vietnam-draft_n_2544864

verissimus dijo:
Nah, Clint Eastwood is cool. So is Gene Hackman and, if you want to count him, the Rock.
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You sure about Clint Eastwood?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs._Eastwood_&_Company
 
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I'm surprised Sarah Palin hasn't been brought up yet. Plenty of politicians (well, "politicians") are fame-hungry, but the trashy way she pursues it elevates her above the crowd. The woman's an embarrassment.
 
vhstape dijo:
and him shiting his pants to get out of nam
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/en...ans-ted-nugent-dodged-vietnam-draft_n_2544864
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this incident inspired one of the best YouTube comments of all time:
YouTube user miketars1 dijo:
I LIKED THIS SONG BACK IN 68 AND IT STILL ROCKS, BUT IT WAS THE WHOLE PACKAGE, NOT JUST THE GUITAR LICK. BUT IN 2013, FUCK SHITPANTS NUGENT. HE IS ALL TOUGH, BUT WHEN IT WAS HIS TIME T5O HAVE BULLE4TS WIZ BY HIS HEAD, HE SHIT HIMSELF HERE AT HOME. FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS DENIALS. EVEN IF IT ISN'T TRUE, IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO TELL THAT STORY, NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS. NO GETTING AWAY FROM IT.
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Truthboi dijo:
Well this is a thread about celebrity lolcows, not politician lolcows. Plus if we brought up politicians, this thread will turn into people shit talking politicians of the other side to call them lolcows.
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She had a reality TV show and hasn't been a politician in years, she's a celeb.
 
diophantines dijo:
Tell that to the Kardashians. The parameters of celebrity have changed.
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Nigga there is a difference between people like Sarah Palin and the Kardashians. Furthermore most of Sarah’s lolcow tendencies were from her political days not from her reality tv days which there is nothing of note.
 
Truthboi dijo:
Nigga there is a difference between people like Sarah Palin and the Kardashians. Furthermore most of Sarah’s lolcow tendencies were from her political days not from her reality tv days which there is nothing of note.
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Briefly checking her twitter tells me she's still a cow, because she never stopped being a cow, so we're going to have to disagree.
 
PurpleSquirrel dijo:
Ted Nugent. He's been a lolcow for decades -- an ignorant blowhard who's like a living caricature of a long-haired rural redneck (save for his aspie-like obsession with sobriety). In many ways Kid Rock -- another Michigander -- copied his brainless-reactionary act and updated it to the rap-rock era.
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I remember Nugent walking back the comments that he was shitting himself to avoid the draft by insisting that he was enrolled in college at the time while playing with the Amboy Dukes, and that he never shat himself at all.

I'm sure that before the end of his life, Nugent is going to start claiming that he actually fought in Vietnam before coming home and launching his music career, even if there's ample evidence of him performing at the height of the war.
 
Muncie Anderson dijo:
I remember Nugent walking back the comments that he was shitting himself to avoid the draft by insisting that he was enrolled in college at the time while playing with the Amboy Dukes, and that he never shat himself at all.
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He probably actually didn't do that, because he apparently just got a plain old deferment like many other chickenhawks.

He probably plagiarized other rock stars' cooler stories about how they weaseled out of the draft. Those guys never went full chickenhawk after dodging the draft themselves, though, unlike Nugent, who would have people believe he's some kind of badass.
 
AnOminous dijo:
He probably actually didn't do that, because he apparently just got a plain old deferment like many other chickenhawks.

He probably plagiarized other rock stars' cooler stories about how they weaseled out of the draft. Those guys never went full chickenhawk after dodging the draft themselves, though, unlike Nugent, who would have people believe he's some kind of badass.
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I seem to recall that Iggy Pop first told that story about crapping himself in front of the draft board to get out of service. No doubt his fellow Michigander Nugent thought it was a cool story, and lifted it to explain his own deferment.
 
I heard a different story about Iggy appearing before the draft board...

When it was time for the potential recruits to strip naked and be examined, Iggy took the opportunity to sport the biggest woody anyone in the room had ever seen, which somehow got him classified 4F and sent home shortly thereafter. I don't remember anything about Iggy shitting himself when he was in front of the draft board.

I always found the Ted Nugent story to be kind of suspect, since he allegedly was also gobbling down large quantities of amphetamines leading up to his appearance before the board, and his alleged soiling himself. Nugent has always insisted he's never touched a drug in his life (voluntarily), so I don't really buy that he was taking a lot of speed in order to get himself disqualified from military service.
 
Muncie Anderson dijo:
I always found the Ted Nugent story to be kind of suspect, since he allegedly was also gobbling down large quantities of amphetamines leading up to his appearance before the board, and his alleged soiling himself. Nugent has always insisted he's never touched a drug in his life (voluntarily), so I don't really buy that he was taking a lot of speed in order to get himself disqualified from military service.
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He even claimed he had no idea Journey to the Center of the Mind was about drugs, which means he's either a liar or literally flat out retarded.
 
As much as I like him, I’d argue that Ezra Miller has had some moments you could consider lolcow-ish and that he himself could become potential lolcow material, like that one time he showed up to SDCC 2018 dressed as Toadette in full on pantyhose:
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and whatever the fuck this was at the Fantastic Beasts premiere:
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...with the whole genderqueer in a polyamorous relationship with his band-mates thing as the cherry on top.

You could say he’s just being eccentric but from what I’ve read, he was some stereotypical frat boy back when We Need To Talk About Kevin was released, so something must’ve struck a chord with him between then and now to cause him to do this. Hopefully he doesn’t become full cow but I wouldn’t be surprised if that does happen judging who he is.
 
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