12/18/2018 - How Chris damaged his high school ring

[Rogowski]

More content posted on /cow/ that I haven't seen posted here. Could the troon squad be leaking stuff? They look like caps from discord if I'm not mistaken.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

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lol, he fucked up his own ring because he wanted to see some magic from it. It's like a metaphor for his whole life. And this is what sparking quartz stones looks like:

He was scraping his beloved high school ring like that.

 

[fenny]

The inane bits of stupidity from Chris are really refreshing among the cpu goddess merge shit.

 

[Picklechu]

For those who aren't MCU spergs, the reality stone - which Chris thinks his high school ring is - has appeared in one movie aside from Avengers: Infinity War, and that was Thor: The Dark World. In it, Chris Eccleston forged it into the aether, a fluid looking MacGuffin with vaguely-defined properties that could apparently revert the universe to a pre-Big Bang state. This was seemingly too complex for Chris, so he seems to have appropriated the term "aether" for some part of his high school ring, possibly a reflection from the cut or something.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

guys he's literally banging rocks together

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

This reminds me of the story Bob told in his letter to Chris about how he wrecked his grandfather's antique straight razor by using it as a screwdriver. Like father, like son.

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

The internet's most reliable source, WatchMojo.com.

There is seriously so much bizarre shit in that screenshot but for some reason the fucking WatchMojo.com video gets me. Supposedly you get instructions from higher beings/are one yourself and a WatchMojo video is what you cite as additional information/evidence for your theories?

God Chris can still be entertaining occasionally.

 

[TheBridgeburner]

Literally what? I'm reading this for the 5th time and I have no clue what's going on. Who's fighting? What deception?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"I dumbly, yet fatefully..." - the story of CWC's life

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Literally what? I'm reading this for the 5th time and I have no clue what's going on. Who's fighting? What deception?

He thinks that some Transformers caused these bridge collapses because they slipped through into our dimension (1218 ) from their dimension (C-197) while beating the shit out of each other.

 

[TheBridgeburner]

He thinks that some Transformers caused these bridge collapses because they slipped through into our dimension (1218 ) from their dimension (C-197) while beating the shit out of each other.

Ohh, completely misread "Decepticon". Well, I'm glad there's a semblance of coherency. I guess.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Josten's puts a lifetime guarantee on those things, hopefully he's not stupid enough to tell them that he cracked his glass "stone" by smashing it into a rock.

 

[Canned Bread]

I know for a fact that a couple people in the past, including myself, but I feel like it's worth repeating. Even by Chris' own logic his high school ring being the reality stone doesn't make any sense. The reality stone was always shown to be a Red gem, while his high school ring has a Purple gem, which is the color of the Power Stone. Then again since he is not only taking a WatchMojo video seriously, but actually using the information in the video as evidence for his banter on the merge, it's very safe to say he hasn't gotten any smarter over the years, and the fact that people like the Idea Guys and the Teen Troon Squad and continuously feed into his delusions don't help.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Lol..it was the taint juice that made the ring Xtra flammable!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I can't wait til the merger doesn't happen and Chris freaks out. I am so sick of this shit

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Replace the gem with the jack off crystal, problem solved.

 

[Lipitor]

lol, he fucked up his own ring because he wanted to see some magic from it. It's like a metaphor for his whole life. And this is what sparking quartz stones looks like:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UatvC-E6aKw
He was scraping his beloved high school ring like that.

I wonder if he broke it, because the stone in his ring is actually made of colored glass and not the actual gemstone it's supposed to be..

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Krazy Glue fixes everything!" - CWC

 

[Picnic_Boy]

"I dumbly, yet fatefully..." - the story of CWC's life

He's been misusing 'fatefully' a lot lately. It's like the inverse of 'naive.' Basically, it puts a vaguely positive spin on an otherwise foolish behavior without adding any additional context. It's essentially just a brick in the textwall.

 

[JULAY]

"Krazy Glue fixes everything!"

If a portion should break off, fix it with Krazy Glue.

If it's good enough for his tarded amiibo things, it's good enough for an Amneyfest ring!