WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS 2018 12/28/18 - I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

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From Becky:

A giant dream catcher with Becky standing next to it for scale

A Ralph Lauren blanket

A “Love you more” wooden sign decoration

A jewelry organizer/storage

Flower candle holders

A star decoration

Mittens to keep her dainty little hands warm

Makeup organizer

An anxiety journal

A grapefruit scented candle

Calvin Klein perfume

A giant llama pillow

A black diamond decoration

From Eric and Rickie:

A small llama pillow

Mermaid lipgloss set

A compact makeup mirror

Cat shoes in a men’s size 11 (so dainty)

Unicorn blanket

From Becky’s mom:

Giant makeup kit with storage

A calendar

A scent packet

Exfoliating bath glove (will this help Al bathe more often?)

From Becky’s Maw:

A scent spray

Lotion

Matinee movie ticket

From Becky’s siblings:

A mini sparkly bag

A candle holder

An LED light up makeup mirror

Another gigantic makeup set

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Before even clicking I can already name one thing she got for Christmas. She got fatter.

 

[Avril Lavigne]

Is her dress on backwards??? (3:44)

 

[Dutch Courage]

She got blankets, pillows, two mirrors, some shoes that are too big (!), some sped artwork by Becky, some useless decorative items, a book about anxiety for teenagers, makeup, mittens, candle holders, and a candle that smells like food. Becky must have blown at least two paychecks on this stuff, and...oh, wait...

That's all there is to it. The Q&A video was a roller coaster of thrills compared to this one.

 

[Not me]

a book about anxiety for teenagers

how fitting for her mental age

 

[Babby Spanch]

Has anyone else noticed how Amber's fat has just completely hidden her shoulders? And all the cardigans she wears DONT FIT HER... gorl. These sit down videos just ain't it.

And why do I feel like all the gifts she just bought herself lol

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Gorl got some blankets and pillows for her birthday. Says the shoes are too large. They bought it for when she gains another 100 elbees of course. And scent packets, lotions, shower stuff, that might be a hit.

 

[a834604]

Her cardigan is so small it's riding up like her bra. Amber, you're larger than Torrid's 6, get your correct size.

 

[Long time lurker]

Her cardigan is so small it's riding up like her bra.

She's developed a hump this year. Not sure if it's her spine giving up or if her body found no other place to store fat.

 

[Pikapool]

The fuck would you want goosebumps when you're almost 30?!

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

wow ... someone just walked thru TJ Maxx (probably after a hearty meal at the Mexican Sushi place) and loaded up!! Doesn't seem like anything took any thought .. and I do think the scented things were a "hint" to Big AL ... size 11 shoes, I think the "boys" were planning ahead ..

 

[pecansandies]

what kind of wrapping would one use for type 2 diabetes?

 

[Orange Banana]

Becky looking like a big ass bitch in this video.

 

[Tiamat]

No matter how much makeup she wears, she cant hide the fact that she looks like a bloated corpse.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

What a bunch of tacky junk.

 

[Not me]

What a bunch of crap she got.

Also: Becky looks fatter than ever

 

[Very Honest Content]

The fuck would you want goosebumps when you're almost 30?!

CWC cosplay where you have a school desk you alternate between taking naps at or reading the book while ignoring your friend cosplaying as the school teacher lecturing in front of you?

 

[pecansandies]

Islamic Content in this video:

• content form xmas eve (4 days ago) - she has nothing else to do but edit her mostly unedited videos and is 4 days behind
• everyone opened their gifts early because this is the house where impulse control goes to die
• grey ("green") cardigan and red dress stretched beyond capacity. Yaaaas gorl, rock that 4x you surpassed 100lbs ago!
• still trying to fix her sleep schedule by not sleeping
• Becky wears her finest warrmort shirt and baseball cap for xmas. Don we now our gay apparel!
• AL shows what she got for christmas: money from crackhead mom, piles of bargain pink shit from target, a Torrid-sized dreamcatcher, a Ralph lauren blanket which will probbaly be repurposed into some kind of dress since our gorl has skipped through Torrid sizes and is now into the bedding department, and everything she got was SO cute/warm/pink/giant (OP did a good job of categorizing this horseshit. I didn't have the patience)
• "jewwry box"

And why do I feel like all the gifts she just bought herself lol

lmao I thought this exactly as well. It's all very similar to shit she buys on her warrmort/target shopping sprees. So either Necky knows her really well (maybe???) or our gorl (at the very least) picked it all out herself. IDK.

 

[ThisWillBeFun]

Nothing like gifts for a 13 year old girl all fulfilled with one trip to TJ Maxx.
I can imagine the shopping trip -just throw anything in the cart & let's check out.
Not one thing took any thought.
Not one thing is worth keeping.
All useless crap.

Well, on second thought, it's appropriate for that house. What a bunch of useless losers.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Beckylynn's sister trolling Amber with the tiniest purse in the world is the greatest gift of all.